▲chittr what are the worst dates you've been on i need to laugh at someone else right now▼
:33 < that sounds like a purrfect blackrom date to me!! :33 < purrhaps blackrom just isn't fur mew?
more so i wanted my favorite shop owner to survive and the annoyance went beyond blackrom
When the 3am 7-11 clerk wanted to rizz me up to add a catgirl to her weed smoking polycule. She'd take me along with them on 'dates' which was just. Getting so high they stopped being able to function, eat pizza, and then ask me to drive them home as the designated driver. The only good thing was the pizza.
•ᴥ- went on a date where this guy saw a spider in my boobs and didn't want to be rude and say anything about it -‿- but then he finally did and it jumped onto him and he screamed so loud. in his fear, he leapt into the air, landed on his foot, and sprained it bad. -‿- he couldn't walk for the rest of the date, so my friend had to piggyback him through the terrorpark. -‿- heh. still cracks me up to this day. -ᴥ•
for our first date stels thought itd be a good idea to take mmmme to a petting zoo just outside outglut 15 mmmminutes in and one of the giant wwwwoolbeasts tried to bite mmmmy head off it sucked i ended up in the mmmmedical block after that but wwwwatching stels wwwwrestle the thing before i passed out mmmmustve been one of the hottest things ive ever experienced
B33 < compurrable tbh B33 < depends on if you can stomach the OG's furricking nastyloaves