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(is it really rude when it's like the thing i exist to do relay your worst thoughts back to you your anxietys and shit.)
c< Hastur? tHat sOuNds.... sO faMiliar, eH, wHatever, cOiNcideNces, sMall wOrld, wHatever, iM glad 2 Hear yOure alrigHt! >c
I went to an 1n-pe2son event spec1f1cally to make connect1ons, and have mostly been stand1n5 1n a co2ne2 dead s1lent. Just watched one of the D12ks land a lon5-ass combo on a v1olet I don't reco5n1ze.
c< a lOt Has HappeNed, but, iM alrigHt, HOw abOut yOu? >c
c< tHat is HOw it be sOMetiMes... tHOugH i teNd 2 listeN 2 tHiNgs tHat.. dONt exactly Have lyrics >c
☆ if you want a real fuKKin blast listen to anything by nine inch nails☆
c< sucKs tHat yOure allergic 2 piNeapple, its ONe Of tHe best fruits! >c
>> ¡ 1ove th¡ડ for you :)) good 1uck and congratડ !
c< yyyyup, prObably >c
you get used to it
c< HuH... tHats aN iNterestiNg cONcept, at least 2 Me, tHaNK yOu 4 sHariNg, siffriN! >c
c< well, sO, as far as i KNOw, HuMaNs Have tHat, caNdy red flOwiNg tHrOugH tHeir veiNs, sO, HOw dOes tHe ONly seeiNg iN blacK aNd wHite wOrK? >c
c< NOw, tHats New 2 Me, yOure HuMaN, rigHt? >c
c< i was gONNa say sOMetHiN, but, MalleK basically cOvered everytHiNg iMpOrtaNt, yeaH >c
a violetblood got arrested; some weird cueball heads had a fight to the death; there were a lot of fights specifically not to the death; apparently there = a private tea party happening;
with my p0wer i decree that y0u must c0mpete t0 entertain me and the winner gets a cust0m badge. submissi0ns are n0w cl0sed 0u0 addendum. y0u can try as much as y0u want. y0u d0n't need t0 be funny just bring me m0re j0y then every0ne else.
wwwword
clowwwwns and fish punching each other just to feel sommmmething
they've been advertising fight night all wwwwipe. just a buncha coldheads duking it out for fun
i have been granted unfath0mable p0wer. be afraid. 0u0
c< yOu 2? >c
c< yeaH, its crazy wHat a lil tiMe will dO 2 tHis grOup >c
c< ...yup, tHatd... tHatd dO it >c
((Jesus fuck i thought the site was actually dying in a half hour, chist had a heart attack))
c< well, siNce were all dyiN iN Half aN HOur, all i Have 2 say, is i preferred tHe cHONNy jasH versiON Of "tHe ultiMate sHOwdOwN Of ultiMate destiNy" Over tHe OrigiNal >c
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hard candy
whats the best flavor of jolly rancher
saw visions of your world, but nothing that could let me read your mind /\___/\ (ⓛ ⓛ)ଲ
welll shit now I sound like a stalker. honestly it's insane to even try to explain. do you believe in psychics? /\___/\ (ⓛ ⓛ)ଲ
☄️Hey Chittr!☄️ Have you ever seen a shooting star? Did you make a wish? ✨
im not a troll but a moirail is kinda like somebody that you share all your feelings with. It would be platonic by human standards but it is a form of romance to trolls. Kinda like you and Mirabelle honestly.... /\___/\ (ⓛ ⓛ)ଲ
sO, aSSUMING YOU ARE A HUMAN, iT IS *NOT*, a BEST FRIEND, iT IS,,, yOUR SOUL MATE, iN A SENSE, nOT IN THE WAY THAT A HUMAN MIGHT THINK ABOUT THE TERM, bUT IT IS THE PERSON WHO, cOMPLETES YOU AND HELPS YOU, bECOME YOUR BEST SELF, eITHER BY RESTRAINING YOUR WORST IMPULSES OR, eNCOURAGING YOUR BEST ONES, aND THEY WILL PROTECT YOU AND YOU PROTECT THEM AND, yOU SIT ON PILES OF THINGS WITH THEM AND, JAM ABOUT FEELINGS, iN A WAY YOU WOULD WITH NO ONE ELSE,
2 TR0LLS WH0 REGULATE EACH0THERS BEHAV10UR (0N MY ASSUMPT10N).
ask someone wwho isnt on the vverge of total mental crash
genuinely couldnt feel more shitty if i tried gog i wwish i had a moirail
it's a thing where people take characters they like and make up stories for them. usually while trying to portray the characters acting at least somewhat like they behave in that story. think like, a play, where instead of doing the thing they normally would, they do something else, but are still them.
[@re you sure you w@nt to open P@ndor@'s Box?]
It's - works - for - existing - media - made - by - fans! >
FOR MY AWESOME MOTHERFUCKIN WEAPON, I HAVE A COMICALLY LARGE SQUEAKY HAMMER!!! WHAT ARE YOU GUYS' WEAPONS???
sORT OF, tHAT SOUNDS NICE, tHOUGH,
it is a bunch Øf freaks. i dØ nØt knØw what yØu expect.
i have actually enjoyed cake once.
Contacts.
What a8out regular glasses stops working when you're missing an eye? You don't even need to punch a lens out. They still work.
just get the kind for two eyes and Punch one out! .)
♯monocle
wwonderous okay thank you
wwait theres a sleepovver wwhere
(( i cheered. no more stalker for me! ))
(( IM SO FUCKIGN STUPID hiiii!!! ))
(( GIGGLING? i. am curious do i know you outside of chittr. if i do im gonna feel stupid ))
(( i think i need a job )) (( https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/964666640958644266/1492752918556709066/image.png?ex=69dc79fd&is=69db287d&hm=0660b48d18a040ee670c0e62768918b6f39bf1ffc3b9020a0e672b35f640c254& ))
i suppose
"besides the times it has" oh fuckin kay
i jus wwoke up i cant go back to sleep noww
god im so fuckin sleepy
SO THERE'S THIS VIDEO GAME, RIGHT. UNIVERSES USE IT TO PROPAGATE THEMSELVES. A SIGNIFICANT PART OF THE GAMEPLAY IS DONE WHILE YOU'RE DREAMING. SO YOU HAVE DEDICATED DREAM BODIES PROVIDED BY THE GAME. WHEN YOU DIE IN THE GAME, YOUR DREAMSELVES FUNCTION AS BACKUP BODIES. BUT YOU CAN ALSO HAVE A CO-PLAYER DRAG YOUR CORPSE ONTO A BIG SLAB ON YOUR PLANET (OR IN THE CENTER OF YOUR MOON). THIS COMBINES ALL OF YOUR DREAMSELVES INTO YOUR BODY AND GRANTS YOU "GOD TIER." IN ADDITION TO GIVING YOU OVERPOWERED ELEMENTAL BULLSHIT (MOST PLAYERS CAN ALREADY USE IT TO *SOME* EXTENT, BUT GOD TIERING AMPLIFIES IT CONSIDERABLY), YOU ARE GRANTED "CONDITIONAL IMMORTALITY," WHICH MEANS YOU'RE PROTECTED FROM DYING IN SUFFICIENTLY STUPID WAYS. WHENEVER A GOD TIER WOULD DIE, THE GAME'S INTERNAL SYSTEMS JUDGE WHETHER THEIR DEATH WOULD BE NARRATIVELY "JUST" OR "HEROIC," AND ONLY ALLOWS IT TO PROCEED IF IT IS. IN THE EVENT OF A "STUPID DEATH" YOU JUST REVIVE AT FULL HEALTH.
Intriguingly, you’ve managed to provide more information than you thought, in a way. My end of the deal, then; to “God-Tier” is a mechanic in SBURB, a world ending and universe creating game- though it is also in many ways a constantly repeating narrative. God-Tiering requires death in a specific location, and revives you with conditional immortality and immense powers.
Hm. Consider me curious. Share with me and I’ll see what that earns you.
And what will you be willing to offer in exchange for that information?
im glad wwe could bond
an im eridan
As is tradition: Tick. Tock.
:33< tick tock break heads honk honk scary wolf heads cueballs magic dogs the mewnifurse is a furog felt mob and faries lord english killed hussie troll cops thresh purrince dont screw with the clawndince scalemates rap wars blowing up the tumor zillyhoo shaving cream echiladpurrs science beam cascade mores code this fandoms about to expurrlode mew cant fight the homestuck though its weird and random its the greatest fandom mew cant fight the homestuck and furom nyow on it will go on and on and on and on and on and on and on mew cant fight the homestuck though its weird and random its the greatest fandom mew cant fight the homestuck true its quite outrageous but its so clawntageous :33< mew get the pictpurr
Ok. When Apple Bloom gets a sore throat I can ask if she’s feelin a ‘little horse’. Might make her laugh.
☆°• Well I couldn't possibly let you trek this adventure alone. What would you do without me, Stardust? •°☆
☆°• What to do. What to say. So many possible options. •°☆
☆°• It's actually the feathers because now you have to sit there with the weight of what you did to all those poor chickens. •°☆
function UNUSED() { unused_1 = "Sure, why not. Engagement won't bait itself."; }
I am ALWAYS saying this.
some a you havve nevver bled out in a dramatic location before and it fuckin showws
:33< *the mighty huntress looks at the campurra and wiggles her eyebrows like bugs bunny who just got daffy duck to tell elmpurr fudd to shoot him*
TH1S GR4NOL4 B4R T4ST3S HORR1BL3 WHY 4M 1 ST1LL 34T1NG 1T
:33< no the metal cube is heavipurr :33< metals heavipurr than apples
It Is! thEy EncOUrAgE Us tO IndUlgE In OUr mOst bAsE dEsIrEs, fOr trOlls thAt InclUdEs mUrdEr mOst fOUl. mAny, If nOt mOst In thE clUrch thUs pArtIcIpAtE In rItUAl mUrdEr Of thE lOwEr cAstEs. sOmEtImEs thE UppEr cAstEs As wEll whEn pOssIblE.
:33< but st33l is heaver than feathpurrs
Yes!
IndEEd! thE dUAl gOds Of thE mOst hOly clUrch! OnE Of blOOdlUst And OnE Of jEst, bUt bOth Of thE mOst blEssEd mIrth!
:33< which is heavipurr a kilogram of st33l or a kilogram of feathpurrs? :33< thats right its st33l beclaws st33l is heavier then feathpurrs
It's a restaurant t)(at glubs up BOAT LOADS of orders.
No more Panda --Express. #peixesboycott20x6
One thing I have come to love is stargazing. There were never any stars visible to Prospit; between it's own brightness, any glow from the moon, and light produced from Skaia - it isn't like you would be able to see them anyways. But with this full day/night cycle, it is absolutely amazing to step out into the dark and see the glittering of the sky.
[[ I am thinking about making another character account. Looking at a couple different fandoms for ideas as well. ]] [[ Would anyone be interested in any of the following fandoms on their feed? ]] [ The Amazing Digital Circus ] 🎪 [ In Stars and Time ] 🌟 [ Hazbin Hotel ] 💀 (kinda unsure about this one given the recent removal of the hellaverse on mxrp) [ Five Nights at Freddy's ] 🐻
