Sisyph Herkul
@atomizedHobbyist
>--D=your=lowly=subservient=rustie=haha=:)//< (roleplay account)
hEllO EvEryOnE! sOmE scrIptUrE tO OffEr All gUIdAncE In thEsE tImEs! zEntrI 15:23 "yEAh I kIllEd hIm, And I'll kIll yOU tOO mOthErfUckEr. nO rEAl clOwn Is gOnnA lEt wOrds lIkE thAt rEst On A bItch's tOngUE wIthOUt AnswEr. I jUst chOsE tO AnswEr rEAl dIrEct"
>--D=Another=classic=proverb=about=the=benefits=of=direct=confrontation=thank=you=lady=Lolada=:)//<
just got out the shower and i can't find a single towel in here so i'll have to use the air dryer to dry up. i guess you say i need someone to blow m- no never mind this sucks. i'm stupid i'm never posting on here again. i'm crawling away into a little cave and staying there forever now #suggestive
>--D=Wouldn't=it=take=significantly=longer=for=someone=to=dry=you=off=using=their=mouth=considering=the=difference=in=blowing=power=between=a=throat=chute=and=the=air=dryer=:?//<
>--D=My=ascension=day=is=still=decently=far=away=but=I=am=getting=a=bit=worried=because=I=don't=have=any=of=my=quadrants==filled=to=provide=genetic=material=with=do=any=of=you=all=have=advice=about=finding=quadrants=to=be=inside=on=such=a=short=notice=I=have=never=been=good=with=romance=:(=#quadrants//<
the¶first¶rule¶of¶quad¶club¶is¶to¶have¶fun¶and¶be¶yourself
>--D=But=I=have=fun=and=am=myself=with=a=lot=of=trolls=how=do=I=know=which=one=is=the=right=one=for=me=:?//<
ok¶jokes¶aside¶you¶know¶youre¶pretty¶good¶at¶flirting¶i¶think¶it¶wont¶be¶so¶hard¶to¶find¶a¶mate¶and¶oh¶believe¶me¶they¶are¶going¶to¶be¶a¶lucky¶troll¶for¶sure
>--D=I=see=so=if=I=practice=my=flirting=skills=I=should=be=able=to=more=easily=find=a=matesprit=:?//<
might¶stab¶someone¶whos¶name¶begins¶with¶k¶tonight
>--D=I=have=a=friend=whose=name=starts=with=K=I=hope=you=aren't=talking=about=him=:(//<
>--D=Oh=he=is=a=picture=perfect=example=of=a=tealblood=so=it=couldn't=be=him=phew=:)//<
Late night chittr crowd...whats your kinks~? Lay em out, the whole thing! #nsfw
>--D=Oh=wow=thats=is=the=embarrassing=I=guess=I=like=petting=but=I=have=no=experience=with=that=kind=of=stuff=so=I=wouldn't=know=://D//<
✿ guys guys #glurpiweek is gonna be a thing trust me on dat trust da glurp kay? i wont disappoint my glurps
xx_sometimes_i_feel_like_i_dont_fit_in_wherever_i_go_bc_im_a_clownnn_and_i_like_all_da_murdurrrr_but_i_party_with_lowbloods_and_dont_like_da_holy_paintttt_>~<_xx
>--D=I=am=just=one=lowblood=but=I=do=not=think=you=have=to=do=the=holy=paints=or=avoid=partying=with=lowbloods=to=be=a=clown=I=mean=you=are=a=purpleblood=so=long=as=it=runs=through=your=veins=you=will=be=and=even=when=you=die=the=holy=faygo=will=still=be=inside=your=body=juicing=it=up=:)//<
xx_OMG_;-;_ur_literally_sooooo_sweet_and_cute_i_could_just_eat_u_up_EEEEE_thank_yewwwww_xx
>--D=Awww=thank=you=but=it=is=just=my=duty=to=support=you=upper=castes=so=you=can=support=the=empire=and=us=with=your=unwavering=conviction=and=ritualistic=honk=parties=:D//<
xx_OMGGGG_NAURRR_UR_SUCH_A_SWEETIEEEEE_EEEK!!_you_make_me_SCARED_someone_is_going_to_take_advantage_of_your_sweet_little_face!!_liek_sure_okay_u_might_be_the_only_one_who_GETZ_IT_but_STILL_>~<_xx
>--D=That=is=very=generous=of=you=to=worry=but=it=would=be=really=hard=to=take=advantage=of=me=on=account=of=me=being=stuck=in=a=very=deadly=forest=even=I=don't=know=the=exact=contents=of=so=its=okay=:)//<
xx_ZOMG_>~<_forests_r_sooo_scary_i_hope_ur_safe_out_there_xoxoxo_xx
I keep forgetting the gummies on my desk are vitamin gummies and I just keep munching on them. I think I have enough energy to punch gog
>--D=Vitamin=gummies=give=you=energy=I=thought=they=were=for=vitamins=:?//<
>--D=Oh=I=usually=buy=them=in=bulk=for=cheap=so=maybe=thats=why=mine=test=so=bad=do=you=have=the=brand=of=yours=if=you=could=share=it=with=me=please=:O//<
LOWBLOODS KISS B--ETTA T)(AN ANYON--E --ELS--E!!!! #eridanweek #iwantcandy
There’s Two, Dark, Tall, And Mysterious Detectives Now?
Y3ah fr th3y'r3 multiplying
>--D=Is=this=that=mpreg=thing=I=have=been=hearing=about=:??=#nsfw//<
>--D=I=don't=really=even=know=how=pregnancy=works=for=humans=I=assume=if=these=detectives=are=as=similar=as=they=sound=then=the=original=self-fertilized=:?=#nsfw=#nsfwe//<
⚇ Suffering 64:53 ⚇ "Whatsa matter, lil' gutterblood? You thought you could get away? You were all kindsa proud to deny the messiahs behind the screenfeed! What? Scared to say it to my face now? YOU MOTHERFUCKING SCARED?" ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
>--D=Although=I=am=not=a=deep=believer=in=the=Dark=Carnival=as=I=was=never=formally=inducted=I=have=to=nonetheless=state=how=much=I=enjoy=all=the=scripture=posted=on=this=site=thank=you=very=much=highblood=:)//<