♥ liked by @atomizedHobbyist
hEllO EvEryOnE! sOmE scrIptUrE tO OffEr All gUIdAncE In thEsE tImEs! zEntrI 15:23 "yEAh I kIllEd hIm, And I'll kIll yOU tOO mOthErfUckEr. nO rEAl clOwn Is gOnnA lEt wOrds lIkE thAt rEst On A bItch's tOngUE wIthOUt AnswEr. I jUst chOsE tO AnswEr rEAl dIrEct"
yeah¶thats¶of¶the¶many¶ways¶to¶do¶it
ok¶jokes¶aside¶you¶know¶youre¶pretty¶good¶at¶flirting¶i¶think¶it¶wont¶be¶so¶hard¶to¶find¶a¶mate¶and¶oh¶believe¶me¶they¶are¶going¶to¶be¶a¶lucky¶troll¶for¶sure
the¶first¶rule¶of¶quad¶club¶is¶to¶have¶fun¶and¶be¶yourself
might¶stab¶someone¶whos¶name¶begins¶with¶k¶tonight
just to be clear, did you mean nine feet one inch?? or some other measurement? there is always time to clarify in a new post if you need to.
Last three posts on accident. Sorry. Thank you kindly. Still learning neigh to text.
Lots of kindness on here. Thank you everypony. 🍎
✿ guys guys #glurpiweek is gonna be a thing trust me on dat trust da glurp kay? i wont disappoint my glurps
xx_ZOMG_>~<_forests_r_sooo_scary_i_hope_ur_safe_out_there_xoxoxo_xx
xx_OMGGGG_NAURRR_UR_SUCH_A_SWEETIEEEEE_EEEK!!_you_make_me_SCARED_someone_is_going_to_take_advantage_of_your_sweet_little_face!!_liek_sure_okay_u_might_be_the_only_one_who_GETZ_IT_but_STILL_>~<_xx
LOWBLOODS KISS B--ETTA T)(AN ANYON--E --ELS--E!!!! #eridanweek #iwantcandy
I keep forgetting the gummies on my desk are vitamin gummies and I just keep munching on them. I think I have enough energy to punch gog
b... big macintosh... arigatou
every time something is tagged #vaguepost or a post is even slightly sort of suggestive in a mysterious way i have to tug on my leash (hh) to stop myself from immediately commenting who is this about tell me who this is about who is this about who are you talking about can i know who this is about
xx_OMG_;-;_ur_literally_sooooo_sweet_and_cute_i_could_just_eat_u_up_EEEEE_thank_yewwwww_xx
omg, w8 cuz we r liek, almost da same vibez goin onn rn..
xx_sometimes_i_feel_like_i_dont_fit_in_wherever_i_go_bc_im_a_clownnn_and_i_like_all_da_murdurrrr_but_i_party_with_lowbloods_and_dont_like_da_holy_paintttt_>~<_xx
vV I FEEL SO ALIVE!! I'M KISSING A HOT PERSON!!! YAAYAYAYAYA!!! Vv #iwantcandy #eridanweek #trickster
✝+ What are the dectectives detecting? +✝
Time to wind down again, sharpen my knives, check for contracts... and hopefully not wake up outside my recuprecoon again. I swear If I'm sleep walking around my hive I'm going to have to start locking my respiteblock's door
Good morning chittr~ Its a lovely rainy day out here in the grubwilds. I'm just getting geared up but I hope you all have a lovely day
(Well guess who slept in today~ Guess the maid if taking an off day. SO if you require me, I'll be over on @clumsyAnomaly ! )
I am turning in early tonight, if you need me. My DMs are open, have a wonderful night all~
its¶okay¶still¶better¶than¶getting¶stabbed¶with¶the¶scissors
i¶keep¶poking¶my¶fingers¶with¶sewing¶needles
good night, dear one. this evening, i have discovered a wonderful readslab procurement station, staffed by mannerly trolls. they even carry large print options! a great boon for myself. "charred behemoth repository" located in old imperial south on i-198, should it ever be in your orbit.
(( diiid you know: voiiice actiiing Ardata for the now nonexiiistent oriiigiiinal friiiendsiiim fandub transed my goddamn gender? IIIt's true! III understand her on a spiiiriiitual level and III am goiiing to make iiit everyone's problem
yes, hello, iii would liiike to propose a product. today iii am presentiiing to you my iiidea for a restraiiint table that does not buckle under the weiiight of a siiingle dehydrated lowblood and a tiiick lusus engorged wiiith theiiir delectable juiiices, but nonetheless stiiill requiiires assembly so as to make for compelliiing and subscriiibe worthy content.
tHANK YOU,
Hoow doo i stoop my friends froom sending me ugly images oof trooll invincible and saying i looook like him every pic is like three times woorse than previoous oone
Foor fucking with yoou i had noo idea Rakhni's friends foolloow me
Ooh my goog
That's just my culture man
cOlOrs 8:13 "dOn't wOrry lIl sIs" rEAnAr spOkE, lIftIng hEr hEAd lEvEl wIth hIs "EvEryOnE's Of UsE tO thE chUrch, EvEn If yOU'rE jUst pAInt, wE'll fInd A plAcE fOr yOU On thE wAlls"
I mEAnt thE pArt whErE thEy EnjOy sAyIng thAt-
I... dO nOt knOw mUch Of rOmAncE bUt I hAvE A fEElIng thIs Is UntrUE
I d.o° n.o°t dream at least n.o°t literally but I d.o° think it w.o°uld be nice if y.o°u c.o°uld wear this it is cute and y.o°ur drawing us cute I like y.o°ur makeup
ive¶been¶thinking¶about¶the¶shape¶of¶the¶swimwear¶id¶like¶to¶wear¶what¶do¶you¶think big¶thanks¶to¶@atomizedHobbyist¶for¶giving¶me¶an¶idea https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/04/03/sketch.png
i¶really¶wanna¶go¶swimming¶one¶day¶do¶they¶sell¶swimwear¶for¶lowbloods¶or¶do¶i¶have¶to¶make¶it¶myself
have¶you¶developed¶extraordinary¶night¶vision¶pls¶tell¶me¶you¶did
turn¶up¶the¶brightness¶theres¶definitely¶someone¶in¶there
♰ i think having a large, deeper voiced troll begging for me quietly in my ear with their bulge in my hand would mellow some things out for me this evening... maybe... #nsfw ♰
goregle specifically when you search something and it stalls out and makes you wait for it
for every like i will list a hear me out please dont be mean to me when i start listing them please (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
Oh that would be delightful~ I live out in the grubwilds so it is another forest. Just do be cautious some wild lusii around here are not exactly 'tame' to anyone outside of jade and/or teal shades. But I could certainly act as an escort to you so you can shadow me on a daily set of hives. Just hope you are able to keep up because I do on average of 20+ hives in one session~
its¶all¶good¶i¶dont¶really¶care¶just¶who¶would¶have¶thought¶that¶my¶ancestor¶was¶such¶a¶controversial¶fugure
I'll happily visit anytime. 'Out here' though if I may ask? It can't be too much more dangerous than my jobs in at purpleblood hives
Here is the promised tit. Ya'll only get one cause some people hated the original post. So only one boob. https://64.media.tumblr.com/09b0bdd66d08d1f2737df40c71254c5b/f9643e2216d2b76c-66/s1280x1920/fb68c66e1b6ff15a6cbde9dc2628450e57df73db.png #nsfψ
concept: mutual masturbation with your moirail nodding your head quickly when you both get close “do it for me, cmon, cmon, you can do it, im right here, i got you” their hands stuttering to try and keep up with yours the most comforting aftercare (tags: Reader/Moirail, rails pails, pale pails, railpailing, palefic, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
S♥︎ like I’ve seen s♥︎me c♥︎mments ab♥︎ut “illegitimate heiresses” and I… h♥︎nestbee d♥︎n’t understand what makes us “illegitimate”?? Like if we’re ♥︎f the same caste, d♥︎esn’t that mean we’re all capabubble ♥︎f ascending t♥︎ rule?? I d♥︎n’t particularbee want t♥︎, that seems like far t♥︎♥︎ much stress, but like.. I dunn♥︎, I guess I d♥︎n’t understand TTxTT Can s♥︎me♥︎ne explain t♥︎ me? Thanks #genuinequesti♥︎n
that mmmmoment when he ssends u a dm and you sit ther with ur mouth watering n pupils dilating and breath gettin heavy just reading it....................... #nsfw #vaguepost #yummy #imbarking
[[Obligatory OOC Post!]] (( Hi, hello, this is Elaine. She’s a fuchsiablood raised by a a yellowblooded Lusus (a rabbit) and is like super anti-hemospectrum. The story she’s involved with deals a lot with themes of #dubcon #nsfw #nsfwe #substance #abuse #manipulation #psychological-abuse #gore #violence #blood etc, so if that shit isn’t your jam, I recommend blocking. I take no offense to it, and wholeheartedly understand. I won’t spoil anything else about her for the time being, but I sincerely hope you enjoy interacting with her, as annoying as she will probably be. )) (( Oh, also, ref below. Drawn by me :33 )) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4d5dd5ae4287.png
♰ i am glad that you took to my photo so well.. as well to know that you are flattered, but the lens does all the work :) ♰
♰ at least we.. didn't have to go far from your kitchen.. either way you played along well :) model: @atomizedHobbyist #gore #nsfwe https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/82ca96753db5.png ♰
youre¶lucky¶youre¶polite¶and¶cute¶ill¶spare¶you¶for¶now
my¶new¶(another¶one)¶priest! i¶love¶how¶much¶her¶horns¶look¶like¶mine¶teehee¶shes¶sooo¶cute¶i¶need¶to¶play¶her¶more #worldofgrubcraft https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/04/01/WoWScrnShot_040126_204442.jpg
oops¶forgot¶to¶crop¶my¶screenshot¶i¶hope¶you¶all¶behaved¶enough¶to¶not¶read¶others¶private¶discussions¶lol
hi¶sisyph! im¶really¶not¶sure¶if¶this¶can¶be¶called¶a¶good¶morning¶but¶glad¶to¶see¶you¶again
♰ cute ♰
♰ like.. you just crawled out of a grave? doesn't sound so bad.. :) ♰
♰ indeed today is visibility day i intend on staring at you very intensely :) ♰
♰ pusher-stoppingly so..? :) ♰
♰ spent some time in the studio today... this one is growing on me i suppose https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e9b85e5c165d.png ♰
thE qUEEn Of wAnds shE rEprEsEnts sOmEOnE bOssy, UptIght, And IncrEdIbly dEmAndIng. bUt sImIlArly sOmEOnE whO wIll brIng grEAt rEwArd wIth thE grEAt ExpEctAtIOns! I rEAd It As sUggEstIng thAt thIs sOrt Of trOll wIll cOmE IntO yOUr lIfE, And ExpEct grEAt thIngs frOm yOU, lIkEly wIth yOU In rEtUrn rEcEIvIng grEAt prAIsE!
nUmbErs Of UsErs hAvE bEgUn IncrEAsIng, pErhAps bEfOrE thEy gEt tOO hIgh I shOUld OffEr my AdvIcE sprEAd Of tArOt tOdAy! I bElIEvE jUst sInglE cArd fOr Any whO Ask, And yOU hAvE tO hAvE A qUEstIOn InqUIrE In thE rEplIEs bElOw! #tArOt
≈ Ĩ sure hope so. Ĩ'm sick of my own personal rusty lording his body length over me. ≈
≈ Oh, don't worry about it. Ĩ'm just a little persnickety on account of my poor timing. ≈
≈ An inauspicious start to things, perhaps, but Ĩ suppose 'tis my own fault for getting started at approximately, ah, the bum-fuck middle of the night, as the humans like to say. ≈
hello! i am interested in participating in #eridanweek but i cannot seem to find the prompts anywhere 0o0 if someone could send me the prompt list that would be appreciated arigatou! (tags: Eridan Ampora & The Rankmaid, #eridanweek, writing prompts, #nsfw, archive rating: ♒︎)
#imcoming to #eridanweek ! 0v0 DAY ONE: FLUSH / PALE DAY TWO: CUCK CHAIR / FUDANSHI THRONE DAY THREE: HURT/COMFORT / WHUMP DAY FOUR: PITCH / ASHEN DAY FIVE: MAGIC / SCIENCE DAY SIX: GUNPLAY / WANDPLAY DAY SEVEN: MARCH / COSPLAY writing prompt itinerary: @captiousGestures (tags: Eridan Ampora/Chittr, eridan week, daily writing prompts, archive rating: E)
hhow do you feel about okuyasu nijimura please respond os theree something there or what
i¶dont¶usually¶wear¶what¶i¶sew¶but¶i¶love¶this¶shirt¶so¶much¶selling¶it¶would¶be¶a¶crime¶against¶common¶sense https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/27/RAKNI-MILASKA.png
well¶i¶hope¶so! also¶friends¶call¶me¶rakhni¶:)
((Working on okuyasu right now hope you will all love him like how you love Josuke))
yeah¶i¶sell¶most¶of¶clothes¶i¶make¶to¶higher¶castes¶and¶dont¶get¶me¶wrong¶i¶dont¶hate¶it¶but¶sometimes¶its¶hard¶to¶part¶with¶what¶youve¶created¶with¶such¶love¶and¶devotion also¶thank¶you¶very¶flattered¶to¶hear¶that
i¶know¶right¶but¶sometimes¶we¶have¶to¶sacrifice¶something¶we¶love¶the¶most¶:( well¶at¶least¶my¶work¶clothes¶fit¶my¶figure¶perfectly¶so¶i¶still¶have¶a¶little¶charm¶hehe
found¶my¶old¶photo¶from¶when¶i¶was¶like¶6¶sweeps¶old¶haha this¶skirt¶was¶one¶of¶the¶first¶things¶i¶ever¶sewed¶and¶i¶was¶just¶obsessed¶with¶it¶so¶much¶i¶was¶wearing¶it¶nonstop¶but¶i¶had¶to¶give¶out¶style¶in¶favor¶of¶practicality¶;( https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/29/photo_2026-03-29_12-46-21.jpg
⚇ why the hell is a vocaloid hatin' my chits fuck did i do ⚇
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It ABSOLUT--ELY is!
)(ello C)(ittr! )(ow are we going rig)(t now? Let's start off wit)( anot)(er positive affirmation! Repeat after me. 'My waist is so glubbing snatc)(ed.'
just had a purple blood come into my work and see the prices and it wasn’t in budget which like cool thanks for not being terrible or whatever. . . but she laughed on her way out and said “clurch people are so cheap” 10/10 laugh during my shift
concept: thrusting your hips harder against your leprechaun kismesiss face just to feel the vibrations of their panicked croaks around you in their throat (tags: Reader/Leprechaun, kismesissitude mention, pitchfic, oral, charmless, alien anatomy, purring vs croaking, #nsfw, top reader, dom reader, archive rating: E)
concept: forcing your nonreligious matesprit to read clurch scripture through their whines and moans while you bounce them in your lap (tags: Clown/Matesprit, flushfic, cultchaser, top reader, #nsfw, religionplay, clurchplay, miraculous, honkslop, archive ranking: E)
all this honkslop is making me a tad dizzy (tags: clownposting, cultchaser, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
Oh my, ArE wE trEndIng? hOw lOvEly! tO All cUrIOUs, EnjOy A scrIptUrE vErsE!!! cOnvIctIOn 4:55 "fOr thE grEAt pUnchlInE Is yEt tO cOmE, fAIthfUl, And EvEn thIs shIt yOU cAn yEt bEAr.” #clOwnpOstIng #mIrthfUlchIttr
// here i love yous chittr i haven't had this much fun in a homestuck space in years much love to yous all 🙏
-]@_dont_forget_very_important_morning_floor_time_!!_become_one_with_the_planet_...._or_just_ur_hive_hehe https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1377f1626c9f.png
lEttErs 5:7 "wE shAll hAvE A mOst hOly clUrch, And sprEAd OUrsElvEs AcrOss EvEry mOthErfUckIn cOrnEr Of thIs plAnEt, tIll It's fAcE Is pAIntEd jUst lIkE OUrs" yOUr mOrnIng scrIptUrE qUOtE chIttr frIEnds! #mIrthfUlchIttr
It hAs bEEn sO lOvEly lAtEly fIndIng OUt AbOUt clUrchly mEmbErs frOm All pArts Of thE hEmOspEctrUm. I dId nOt knOw sO mAny ExIstEd. wE ArE trUly blEssEd! #clOwnpOstIng #mIrthfUlchIttr
^^#nsfW #auspistisce #casteplaY (?)^^ ^^thinking of auspisticizing betWeen a seadWeller and a cloWn...^^ ^^both using mY bodY rather than fight With each other, but eVen then theY can't help competing oVer Who dominates me more completelY^^ ^^one manipulating mY mind With chuckleVoodoos and the other oVerpoWering me phYsicallY, because of course both of them Would dWarf me in size...^^ ^^leaVing me squished betWeen their larger bodies, eVen!^^
\) -•-Somebody take me to clown church. <3-•- (/
⭒˚⋆.✧𐙚 #☾L𖹭⩊NP𖹭S𖥔IN୨ #N𖹭IᰔN𖹭𖥔𖹭K #୧ᰔ𖹭୨RRL #AR୧જ𖹭ᴗ୨𖹭𖹭NIN୨જ୧𖥔 𑁤𖥔𖥔PS://𝖋IL୧!་༘୨ARD୧N/A☾𖥔𖥔ᰔ୨-L୨D3𝖋𖹭୧4P/☾𖹭RNɞR୧AD%20ᰔIRR𖹭R%20PI☾!་༘PN୨ ꫂ᭪✧˚⋆｡˚
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THIS LOWK SOME CRAZY SHIT TO HIT THE SEND CHIT BUTTON ON.
concept: feeling your pan falling further and further away with every passing second a purple haze enveloping all of your senses until there is nothing but that burning mirth in your core if you didnt want it before, you certainly want it now so rejoice motherfucker :o) (tags: Reader/Clurch, Reader/Chucklevoodoos Caster, honkslop, clowns, hypno, panwashing, #nsfw, #nsfwe, archive rating: HONK)
\) -•-I take great pride in my services to highbloods. <3-•- (/
your form is utterly breathtaking, dear one. it is an honor to see you so happy. (:^
\) -•-Back in my favorite place.-•- (/ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8cec61c2095e.png-•- (/
I am a cleaner and a cooker, adding in 'tailor' to the job is just too much for one maid! But I probably should bundle some up, there may be someone who enjoys this texture
Purrbeast lusii are such problems in the early spring, the amount of shedding is insane...
wWw what zzhoulder padzz? and pleazze juzzt refer to me by my name wWw
wWw one of my fave piczz w my luzzuzz! :) httpzz://zzquidgeimagezz.zz3.uzz-wezzt-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/27/www-celfii-www.png wWw
\) -•-You and your lusus are so cute!-•- (/
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Mrow? https://media1.tenor.com/m/CCPif6EKAWYAAAAC/bffs-horse.gif
sometimes i see the way people chit at others and i imagine someone chitting at me that way and i get so sweaty i need to wipe my hands on my deskside towel to continue working (tags: The Rankmaid/Imaginary Chittr User, sweat, casual flirting, teasing, quadfree flirting, quadfree teasing, tissues in my nose, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
concept: your matesprits psionics bursting in a beautiful display around their horns as you send them over the edge (tags: Reader/Matesprit, psionics, intense pailing, psionic ahegao, archive rating: E)
concept: down on your knees making eye contact with your matesprit as you slowly pull their thigh highs down, their feet resting in your lap (tags: Reader/Matesprit, feet mentioned on my chittr, footplay, stockings, #nsfw, suggestive, body worship, archive rating: M)
i cleaned up a bit in celebration of 100 followers! please take a seat wherever! ^0^ (tags: my face, rankmaid-sensei, #nsfw just in case, thank you!, archive rating: M) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0453d5ab6a67.png
@flightyBroad currently has 3/7 badges needed to win chittr!
"the shade for you" rankmaid-sensei (tags: Reader/Moirail, railpails, moirail kissing, black lipstick, more than moirail kissing, make up, yuricoded, #nsfw, bottom reader, archive rating: E) summary: your moirail helps you with your makeup... and ends up ruining it you stare up towards your moirail with a stillness in your blood pusher, lips parted slightly to allow her to run the wand of her lipstick over them at a careful pace youd told her that you wanted to try out some new makeup and that she was just the person to help, just like with everything else! "you know, y/n, i really think this shade was made for you..." she says, squinting as she focuses and begins the top lip shade? you think, trying not to laugh, its just black! your moirail is straddled on top of you to work on your horizontal body like a canvas, her hair falling like a curtain around your face as she works your eyes glance towards the bag she had pulled the tube from nearby, falling out of it various other eyeshadows and products that you... recognize she smiles as she finishes nodding her head once, giving you the chance to clarify what you suspect "is this... your lipstick? the one you have on right now?" you say incredulously, a smile forming "yeah?" she replies, taking your cheek in her hand to rub her thumb beneath your lower lip to fix some smudge thats a strange feeling... you squirm a bit under her "does it look good?" you ask meekly "hmm..." you watch as she leans down towards you, pressing her lips to your cheek and your other cheek and your forehead you burst out laughing, shoving and kicking to try and get her away "youre ruining your work!" you cry out through your joy, opening your eyes to see her staring down at you with wonderment "y/n... you look so... beautiful" "huh?" you grab her hips as she moves down to suddenly paint your neck with the same lipstick shade you both now share, gasping out a noise of surprise and pressing your knees together uncomfortably "h-hey! if you keep-... doing that... i-...!" you try helplessly, sinking your fingers into her skin your moirail pulls back with soft pants, connecting your lips properly to smear and mix your matching lipstick with warm saliva before traveling lower, and lower and lower leaving the shade that was made for you in her wake
oh! #chittrconfession seems fun! sometimes when i see two conventionally attractive human boys interacting on my timeline i urinate a bit in my chair and admittedly i think it feels a little good but just a little no im serious just a little anyone else? ^0^ (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr Timeline, yaoi, fuojoshi, #nsfw, #nsfwe, omorashi, archive rating: P)
That - doesn't - narrow - it - down - a lot - but - that's okay - Any - favorites? - My favorite - color - is - Red - so - I - try - to - have - a - lot - of - red - stuff! >
ⓘ t໑ld y໑u t໑ av໑ⓘd that term y໑u pan-dented ⓘdⓘ໑t.
-> i mean... we're not the ones who decide if its offensive in this context so...
READING ONTO THE RECORD! i'm teal but also friendly if you're just looking to make friends with anybody in general
ah... i know my fictions are what i mainly post but would there be any interest in my cosplays? 0v0"