The Summoner
@atrociousTantrum
Just a fly guy.
aNYONE ELSE DRINK ICE COFFEE STRAIGHT FROM THE CARTON (YES carton BECAUSE i DON'T SPEND MY 'HARD EARNED' MONEY ON AN EXPENSIVE DRINK WHEN i CAN SPEND A COUPLE BUCKS ON LIKE. fIVE DRINKS)
sLOW START TO THE MORNING TODAY, BUT DAMN THAT WAS A GOOD SLEEP. nOW TO FIND BREAKFAST
aS SOMEONE WHO WEARS BOOTS WITH TOO MANY GOD DAMN LOOPS....i HATE DOG POOP
POINT OF ORDER! my footwear has a good number of loops, & i also hate barkbeast poop
you literally fly are you stupid?
nOT 100% OF THE TIME BRAINAIC. sTILL GOTTA DO SOME SHIT DOWN HERE. yOU CAN'T TELL ME YOU LOOK EXACTLY WHERE YOUR STEPPING EVERY SINGLE STEP SISTER
yOU KNOW WHO HAS TWO WINGS and A BUCKET OF FRIED CHICKEN? tHIS MOTHERFUCKER. fLYING HIGH
mAKE ME };P i GOT MY FRIED CHICKEN AND i DON'T EVEN GOTTA LAND TO EAT. cATCH ME IF YOU CAN!
gUESS YOU DIDN'T GET THE MEMO BIG GUY, BUT i'M DONE BEING SOMEONE'S UNDERLING. fROM NOW ON i FLY ALONE YA DIG?
tHEY FORGOT TO PUT THE POT IN MY CHICKEN POT PIE. rIPOFF #DRUGS #THC
nO ONE TOLD ME i'D RUN INTO HORRORS FROM MY PAST ON HERE. hOW gOG DAMN SMALL IS THE WORLD.
a LOT MORE SOULS HERE THEN i EXPECTED...YOU DON'T HAVE SOCIAL LIVES EITHER HUH?
I do. I just like to yap endlessly and would rather not subject my friends to that. The blorbos on my computer are a great sacrifice.
SOME OF US. ARE GAINFULLY EMPLOYED. AND CANNOT SIT AROUND. COUNTING OUR PALMHUSK HAREMS ALL NIGHT.
「OH.」 「THE VENOM SHOWS HIMSELF.」 「VIRULENT FOOL.」 「YOU ARE A MULTIVERSAL PLAGUE.」 「I CAN TELL.」 「FROM YOUR ARROGANT HORNS.」 「AND DRY GOIN.」 「YOU ARE THE LUSTFUL MANWHORE.」 「WHOSE SPINE BROKE IN MY HAND.」 「REBORN ANEW INTO HIMBOFICATION.」 「HOW GOES IT?」
eMPLOYED? oH YOU MEAN ENSLAVED? tHE ONLY BOSS i LISTEN TO IS THE GREAT BOSS UPSTAIRS.
aRNT YOU A RAY OF FUCKING SUNSHINE? i STILL AIN'T GONNA FORGIVE YOU FOR THAT SHIT. sTILL KICKING
I WAS GOING TO SAY. 「PLEASE UNDERSTAND. IT’S STILL FRESH FOR PAST ME. PLEASE IGNORE. HER CATASTROPHIC AURA LOSS.」 BUT YOU CALLED ME A SLAVE. WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT. SLAVES CAN’T LEAVE. I LEAVE ALL THE TIME. FOR EXAMPLE. I’M ABOUT TO LEAVE. FOR THE SCENE OF YOUR INEVITABLE EXECUTION. YOU’LL FIND ME IN THE FRONT ROW. CHEERING. JEERING. AND THRASHING MY BULGE AROUND.
tOUCHED A NERVE THERE HUH? nAH THEY AIN'T CATCHING ME A SECOND TIME. cAN'T CATCH WHAT YOU CAN'T REACH BITCH
wHO ARE ALL THESE STRANGERS ON MY PALMHUSK?
i DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW i GOT THE LINK HERE. jUST RANDOMLY POPPED UP ON MY DIRECT MESSAGES. wHAT THE HECK
wHO SAID Y'ALL ARE PEERS? i'M SO FAR ABOVE YOUR HEADS YA LOOK LIKE ANTS TO ME
iF THE BOOT FITS i'LL WEAR IT, i DON'T CARE WHAT i 'SEEM' LIKE TO OTHER PEOPLE.