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bACK WHEN i LIVED, oN aLTERNIA, aND BEFORE THE GAME, i PRETTY MUCH HAD TO TAKE CARE OF MYSELF, aLONG WITH tINKERBULL, oF COURSE, bUT WHILE HE COULD BROWSE THE TREELINES AND, cOLLECT NECTAR AND POLLEN FOR HIS VARIOUS, bULL-FLUIDS, i WAS LESS ABLE TO SO EASILY, lIVE OFF THE LAND, eSPECIALLY AFTER, mY ACCIDENT, wHICH MADE MAINTAINING, mY LITTLE FUNGUS GARDEN, mUCH MORE D1FFICULT, eVEN WITH HIS HELP, aND THE ADVICE OF MY DEAR FR1END, kANAYA, yOU CAN ONLY DO SO MUCH WHEN, yOU CAN'T REALLY GET DOWN AND, dIG AROUND IN THE DIRT AND MUCK, wITHOUT DRAGGING YOUR WHOLE BODY AROUND, tHIS MADE, tHE LOCAL HARMER'S MARKET, vERY USEFUL AS A RESOURCE, tO ME SINCE, fORAGING WAS A DANGEROUS AND, oFTEN UNREWARDING TASK, oN aLTERNIA, aND HUNTING WAS NOT REALLY SOMETHING, i COULD DO, wITH MY SPECIF1C D1ETARY, rESTRICTIONS, aS, i AM WHAT HUMANS WOULD REFER TO AS, a VEGAN, wITH MY ANIMAL COMMUN1ON POWERS, iT JUST FEELS, wEIRD, aND KIND OF GROSS, tO EAT STUFF THAT COMES FROM ANIMALS, eVEN IF i COULD TAKE CARE OF THEM, aND WORK OUT SOME DEAL, iT WOULD JUST BE,,, i DON'T KNOW, iCKY SEEMING, pERHAPS i AM JUST BEING, a BIT SQUEAMISH, bUT WHAT i AM GETTING AT IS, tHE HARMER'S MARKET, iS BASICALLY THE BEST PLACE EVER, tO GET VEGG1ES, aND FUNGAL GROWTHS, wITH ONLY, a NOM1NAL AMOUNT OF BIOCHEMICAL TAMPERING AND, pESTICIDE CONTENT, i OFTEN LOOK BACK, aND THINK ABOUT THOSE N1GHTS, tHE SORT OF COMMUNITY THAT FORMED THERE, wHERE, eVERYONE HAD EACH OTHER'S BACK, iF ONLY BECAUSE, iT MEANT THEIR OWN BACK, wAS HAD, sO IT WAS A SURPR1SINGLY SAFE SPOT BECAUSE, eVERYONE SORT OF HAD, a MUTUAL AND UNSPOKEN AGREEMENT, tO NOT ROB EACH OTHER, pHYSICALLY, aNYWAYS, aND EVEN HUSTLING OR, tHROWING METAPHORICAL WEIGHT AROUND WOULD, mAKE YOU UNPOPULAR, aND LESS LIKELY TO SELL ANYTHING, aS YOU WOULD BECOME OSTRACIZED, fROM THE MARKET, i OCCASIONALLY TRADED EXCESS FUNGUS i HAD, fOR WHATEVER CAUGHT MY GLOBES, aND EVEN MADE CRAFTS SOMETIMES, tO SELL, oR JUST G1VE AWAY, iF SOMEONE WAS, eSPECIALLY NICE ABOUT THEM, tHERE WAS ONE TROLL IN FACT, wHO WAS REALLY, rEALLY NICE ABOUT THEM, sHE WAS AN OLDER GIRL, mAYBE A SWEEP OR TWO OLDER, tHAN i WAS, aT THE TIME, aND SHE WOULD COMPLIMENT MY WORK, aND CALL ME A SWEETHEART, aND ALL SORTS OF EMBARASSING STUFF, lIKE THAT, aND SHE CALLED ME CUTE, eVEN WHEN i LAUGHED IT OFF AND SAID, i WAS NOT AT ALL CUTE, aND WAS IN FACT, a COOL AND TOUGH GUY, aND IT SORT OF MAKES ME WONDER, hOW OBVIOUS i WAS, eVEN WAY BACK THEN, bUT, i REMEMBER ONE NIGHT, tHE G1RL AT THE BOOTH ACROSS FROM ME, wAS GIVING ME A REAL STINK EYE, i THINK SHE FELT, i WAS DRAWING TOO MUCH ATTENTION, aWAY FROM HER FOUR-LEGGED PLANE, oR SOMETHING BUT, sHE STARTED, cALLING ME NAMES, oR THROWING TH1NGS AT ME, mOSTLY, gRUBHORNS (SHE WAS, a GRUBHORN, pICKLER AND GRUBSAUCE, sAUCER), aND THIS HAPPENED, oVER THE COURSE OF ABOUT A WIPE, gETTING MORE AND MORE, oVERT AND INTENSE, aND, i WAS JUST SORT OF, nOT AT ALL FOR IT BUT, wAS TRYING TO KEEP MY HEAD DOWN, aND KEEP THE PEACE, bUT THEN, mY FRIEND, sHE SAW THIS AT SOME POINT, i GUESS, aND ONE NIGHT, sHE JUST SORT OF APPEARED, oUT OF NOWHERE, aND GRABBED THE GIRL BY ONE HORN AND, sLAMMED HER FACE DOWN AGAINST THE COUNTER TOP, a FEW T1MES, aND TOLD HER TO APOLOGIZE, aND THEN SHE DID, aND ME AND THAT G1RL ACTUALLY BECAME FRIENDS, aFTERWARDS, oR AT LEAST, aCQUAINTANCES, aND SHE SHARED WITH ME, sOME PO1NTERS, sPECIFICALLY, hER SPECIAL RECIPE FOR, vEGAN CHUNKY GRUBSAUCE, wHICH i HAVE ENJOYED OFTEN, aND WILL NOW, sHARE WITH YOU ALL, iNGREDIENTS: 4 SMALL IMPERIAL CULINARY VOLUME UNITS, oF FLOUR (MAY BE SUBSTITUTED WITH CORNSTARCH, fOR GLUTEN-SENSIT1VE, iNDIVIDUALS), ONE (1) FIST S1ZED, mUCKSHELF MUSHROOM, 3 IMPERIAL CULINARY VOLUME UNITS, tOTAL, oF GRUBSQUEEZINGS (AT LEAST TWO DIFFERENT, hUES) 1 ITTY BITTY IMPERIAL CULINARY VOLUME UN1T, oF FLAVORBEAST LEAV1NGS, sOD1UM CHLORIDE AND, sODIUM CHLORIDE-3, tO TASTE, 1) tHE FIRST THING, eVEN BEFORE YOU START IS, dECIDING ON YOUR GRUBSQUEEZINGS MIXTURE, wHICH IS THE MOST IMPORTANT PART, oF THE GRUBSAUCE, yOU CAN BUY MIXED GRUBSQUEEZ1NGS OR, sURPRISE PACKS IF YOU ARE ON A BUDGET, bUT, yOU WILL GET A BETTER, aND FRESHER, aND HEALTHIER MIXTURE, iF YOU BUY PURE FROM, yOUR LOCAL POACHERS, iNSTEAD OF PRE-MIXED FROM, a BIG BOX STORE, sO, hOW i HAVE HEARD IT SAID IS, rED WILL GET YOU, a GOOD METALLIC TASTE, yELLOW, iS SOUR AND BITTER BUT, wITH NOTES OF SWEETNESS AS IT GOES DOWN, gREEN 1S GOING TO BE ACIDIC, wITH IT BEING SHARPER AT OLIVE, aND, a BIT SOFTER, tOWARDS JADE, bLUE IS A MORE, aCQUIRED BITTER TASTE, sORT OF LIKE BEANJUICE, bUT ONLY CONCEPTUALLY, aND PURPLE STARTS TO GET TOWARDS, tHAT GOOD YUCKY PENNY, tASTE, aND IN BETWEEN THE COLORS 1S, iN BETWEEN, sO, wHAT YOU MIX, iS UP TO YOU AND, yOUR PERSONAL PREFERENCE, i REALLY ENJOY, a N1CE BRONZE-GOLD ALLOY, bUT, yOU HAVE TO GET A GOOD MIX, aS A SINGLE COLOR WILL REMA1N FLUID, aND RUNNY, bUT WHEN YOU M1X THEM, tHEY START TO COAGULATE, aND CLOT, aND CLUMP, aND YOU GET THOSE GOOD LUMPS, yOU'RE LOOKING FOR, i F1ND THAT THREE, iS THE MAGIC NUMBER, tHOUGH IT DEPENDS ON WHAT 1S AVAILABLE, cOOLER BLOOD IS, oF COURSE, rARER, aND MORE PRICY, aND ALSO, oLIVE NEEDS MORE HELP TO CLOT, eSPECIALLY, bUT ONCE YOU FIND, tHE PERFECT RATIO FOR YOU, iT IS, sO SO GOOD, aND SATISFYING, tO PULL OFF, aND EVEN MORE SATISFY1NG, tO GUESS WHAT GUESTS AND FRIENDS, mIGHT ENJOY, aND GETTING IT RIGHT, sO, mIX WHAT YOU HAVE TOGETHER, iN A BIG BOWL, mAKING SURE IT IS WELL AND TRULY MIXED, bUT DO NOT OVER-MIX, yOU NEED TO LET IT SET, yOU KNOW WHEN YOU ARE OKAY TO STOP IF, wHEN YOU TILT THE BOWL AROUND, iT 1S STARTING TO LEAVE BLOODSTA1NS, iNSTEAD OF IMMEDIATELY REDISSOLVING, iNTO THE MIXTURE, tHEN YOU WANT TO SET THAT ASIDE, tO SET FURTHER, wHILE YOU DO THE REST, oF THE STUFF, 2) sO, yOU WILL NEED TO GET A NICE BIG PAN, tO HOLD THE FUNGUS OVER, tHIS IS WHAT WE ARE USING FOR, tHE BINDING AGENT, iNSTEAD OF ANIMAL FAT, bUT YOU HAVE TO BE, eSPECIALLY CAREFUL HERE, bASICALLY WHAT YOU DO IS, yOU HAVE TO MASSAGE UP THE STEM, uNTIL YOU FEEL, wHERE THERE IS LESS GIVE, iT SHOULD BE LIKE, a STONE FEELING, iNSIDE OF 1T, tHAT IS, tHE MUCKSAC, yOU WANT TO CRACK THE STEM OPEN (DO *NOT* CUT IT!) JUST BELOW THE SAC, aND CAREFULLY REMOVE 1T, wITH AS LITTLE DAMAGE, aS POSSIBLE, iF 1T BURSTS, yOU WILL NEED TO CLEAN UP THE MESS, aND PROBABLY CALL SOMEONE, bUT YOU CAN LET ANY MUCK, sPILL OUT, oNTO THE PAN, aND IN FACT SHOULD SQUEEZE OUT, wHAT'S LEFT, yOU CAN SET THE SAC ASIDE, aND LET 1T DRY, tHERE ARE MANY, cRAFTY USES FOR A DRIED MUCKSAC, wHICH i WILL NOT GET INTO HERE, 3) sTARTING FROM THE EDGE, cRUMBLE OFF PIECES OF THE MUCKSHELF'S, sHELF, iNTO SMALL CHUNKS, (DO ***NOT*** CUT!!!!!!!!), iNTO THE M1XTURE, aND START THE HEAT, tO BEGIN MELTING, tHE MUCK, 4) aT THIS POINT, yOU CAN STIR IN, tHE FLOUR OR STARCH, nICE AND SLOWLY, aS YOU BRING TO A BOIL, aND THEN AFTERWARDS, tHE M1XED GRUBSQUEEZINGS, sTEADILY, iT IS OKAY TO BREAK UP, tHE BIGGER CHUNKS, bUT i FIND IF YOU MAKE THE M1XTURE, tOO SMOOTH, iT LOSES SOME OF THAT GOOD TEXTURE, aND FLAVOR VARIAT1ON, iN THE PROFILE, 5) sLOWLY STIR, oVER A MEDIUM HEAT, uNTIL YOU GET THE DESIRED THICKNESS, tHEN AFTERWARDS, yOU CAN ADD YOUR SEASONINGS, aND WHATNOT, tHIS SHOULD TAKE ABOUT, eIGHT OR SO MINUTES, oR SO, aND VOILA! vEGAN, aND MAYBE EVEN GLUTEN-FREE, gRUBSAUCE, nICE AND CHUNKY, rEADY TO EAT, eITHER AS IS OR, aCCOMPANYING, aNOTHER DISH, pLEASE LET ME KNOW, wHAT YOU THINK, iF YOU TRY THIS, aND MAYBE EVEN SHARE, yOUR OWN RECIPES, bELOW! #cOOKING #tAVROScOOKINGaDVICE #gRUBSAUCE #yUM #ePICtAVROSmEALt1ME #tAVROStHURSDAY #aWESOME
... ...Unfortunately. And I absolutely abhor saying this let me tell you. I believe you are correct. Ugh. I've already been trying to deal with many open wounds. It's not smart to pick up another fight. This sucks.
As the founder of #SlashingSaturday, I hereby claim an alliance with the members of #FirearmFriday via the one and only bayonet. Enjoy your day while it lasts. Tomorrow, we slash and stab. Haahaahaa...
✝+ A well dug hole is very good. #holeposting +✝
yeah!
Iz no one gonna talk about the alarming amount of purple bloodz out here today. Purple bloodz pay extra if they're expe<ting me to <lean out their damn <ull drainz after late night giggle fezt partiez. Fu<k you.
lol does anybody else sometimes space out and a few nights have gone by and there is blood on your hands that you dont really remember more than the vague impression of spilling? or is it just me? :P