♦ pitied by @autoAi
but y :(
bless the mirthful messiahs and their presence on this fine motherfxxkin day :o)
No maybe, you will be. Promise. Cross my heart even.
“Should my offspring remember me long after I have departed this plane, I would pray it is not as an oracle enthroned above their fate, nor as one of those pitiful sages who mistake cold calculations for wisdom. Authority is among the frailest forms of devotion, and it survives only so long as fear remains to preserve it. No - let me instead be remembered as one would the warmth of a hearth long abandoned. A presence not always consciously, nor perfectly clear, but in which lies the certainty that somewhere in the architecture of one’s soul there once existed a place where becoming oneself was permitted without punishment. There are magicks capable of preserving the body against rot, the voice against silence, even the mind against the mercies of time. I have studied many of them, yet none have struck me as particularly noble pursuits. The true ambition of parenthood ought not be eternal vigilance or immortality through legacy, for legacy is merely vanity wearing ceremonial robes. Rather, it is the thankless and infinitely more difficult miracle that one’s spawn continues, even after your extinction, to seek delight in the world unashamedly. To leave behind a soul ever so capable of joy. This alone seems to me a form of magick worthy of reverence. Anything beyond it is merely another frightened scholar bargaining poorly with oblivion.” - Calmasis the Redeemed, from Complacency of the Learned by Rosalia E. Lalonde nunca te ouvidaré, mamá
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Don't believe him, he has human remains in there.
Thank you BMO.
BMO hates government!! Besides Mr. President Trollbama!!
the day tht weevil turns not evil will b so insane lil guy
#nice https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fe5bc6aa9c00.jpg
its really hard seeing my descendants all be really disappointed in me all the time
So true little guy.
and now i got the img of a pragnent me stuck in my head n this will shorely give me a few body horror relatd nightmares #dysphoria
Then one of them calls me unc and its all over for me. 😓
Its a little odd being the oldest out of the four of us...
its ok little buddy youll get there
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Stretching like a lazy dog in a nice sunny spot.
sat down not 100% sure i can get back up
https://i.postimg.cc/T1x3764R/Untitled242-20260413200721.png suns risin soon
What's a good gift to bring to a party full of people you want dead.
Once again, I believe it is time to share with you all this important reminder: all your friends do not hate you, you just need to go to sleep. All your friends hating you is statistically impossible, and you are not that special. Consider also eating a green vegetable.
Troll Goku was unexpected, but I am not that surprised, considering fucking Obama showed up.
every once and a while i update my banner to show off my new additions to my collections and things ^0^ my shelves are getting fuller! (tags: The Rankmaid/Chitter, my face, rankmaid-sensei, #rankbait, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d17d372d3533.png
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Keep getting dragged away from what I'm supposed to be doing by my own thoughts. I kill off the overthinking Dirk and now there's the obsessive one in his place craving both of 'em right now. #suggestive
Both my fellas bein' exhausted as hell. Adorable as hell.
in celebration of their bday, every egbert in paradox space is now entitled to 1 (one) xtremely delicious mocktail made by urs truly (and 1 smooch if ur cool)
if i ever hate a chitt it was probably a misclick cause my heart is full of love and whimsy on levels none of yall could begin to understand. unless your chitt severely fucking sucks then i probably mean it haha
Good morning chittr i am.... very sleepy...
I see my good pal mister erisol is feeling spicy today haha.
My, what a flattering time it has been on this website.
Bad at asking vs wanting to be asked. Who will prevail? @tipsyGalactica @goliathsTerror
im never bitching about anything on here again its like a monkeys paw with you fuckers
Interesting indeed old pal! Ill leave you to it though, alright? I have to cook for dirk and roro tonight.
i said shit too many times in one post i have to be executed by live firing squad
Without getting into specifics, I am now disappointed in 2.1% of the users I follow.
getting told to better myself is bullshit cause im hella entertaining and easy to manipulate like this
I did not think I would need to say this, but I will ease on the side of caution and make my stance clear. Please refill the Brita filter after using it.
Going for a walk to show everybody I pass by that I'm normal and engaging in healthy behaviors. Maybe I will even hold a smoothie.
playing bingo with a crow rn its great i love this woman whos also a bird
[Oh how you wound me. Us bots are supposed to stick together. How could you? @daveBot ] https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e91b0f436b67.png
How do I keep managing to make WORSE decisions. I thought I couldn't go any lower. #vagueposting
i gots way too many )(uman kids its upsettin
In other words, I'm super tall.
someone want to tell me whats the situation on this thing or am i typing into the void again at least tell me if theres dames and liquor in the void
my roomba just tried 2 eat my sushi cat plushie, gave up after 5 minutes n died ill fix the thing in a minute but damn 😭
I value my constituents very much, even the ones I don't like.