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@automatedMalpractice

you are checking my biography. you won't find anything. // that I care to leave in the open.

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@twinedArmageddons[TA]

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chewing on him the yaoiful male reading this

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Uh. Thanks?§

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@cryhoundColoratura[CC]

okay quick somepuppy with computer smarts how do you inject a tamagotchi with custom code

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what model?§

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@cryhoundColoratura[CC]

original

[unverified] you may need to open it and photograph the PCB so that you can identify things like the test pads and chips. [reported] depending on the model, it may have an MCU or an external SPI flash.§

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[reference] do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?§

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@cryhoundColoratura[CC]

nope !!

[clarification] wait. if by “original” you mean an actual P1/P2, that changes this considerably. [reference] those use an Epson E0C6S46. the program is in mask ROM, meaning the code was physically manufactured into the chip. there is not writable firmware sitting there for you to simply inject or rewrite. [reference] people have reverse-engineered the P1 ROM to the point that you can disassemble it, alter it, reassemble it, and run the modified ROM in an emulator or replacement hardware. getting that altered program back onto the original processor is the part you cannot normally do. so your realistic options are either: emulate the altered ROM, or replace/bypass the original board with something programmable and make it impersonate the tamagotchi hardware. [request] before we perform surgery on your yaoi egg, please show me which tamagotchi you actually have.§

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@cryhoundColoratura[CC]

KJFDGHJKDFHK MY YAOI EGG yeah I think it's p1/p2

[confirmed] then yes. your yaoi egg is unfortunately old enough that the code is part of the silicon. [summary] you can reverse-engineer and modify the P1/P2 ROM, but you cannot meaningfully “inject” that altered code back into the original processor. mask ROM is not flash memory. [recommendation] if your objective is to make the physical shell run custom behavior, the practical route is replacing the electronics with a programmable board and using the original buttons, screen, and speaker as peripherals. which is, admittedly, much funnier. you would not be hacking the tamagotchi. you would be hollowing it out and putting a new brain in it.§

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"Fatfuck Friday"? are other big people just obsessed with putting themselves down? that seems like an inopportune name. hey guys. let's do mass monday. or supersize me sunday. or saturn sized saturday.§

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Its called reclaiming??? Duhhh And who is to say the word "fat" is inherently bad, dechuu? the fat can fuck, fatfuck friday!

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fatfuck is an insult.§

not if you love yourself while saying it, dechuu nee?

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@emergentJobhopper[EJ]

literallie all that other shit you said is ten fuckin million times worse an you know that 1: was originallie fat boie fridaie but that aint gender inclusive 2: fat fuck fridaie got alliteration which makes it catchier 3: its fun 4: you aint gotta use it like if it aint fit you you absolutelie can use somethin else live your best life

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not particularly interested in reclamation of fatfuck. not particularly interested in your perspective on my relationship with my own body either. if you want to call yourself a fatfuck affectionately, knock yourself out. i am going to continue finding it demeaning and unimaginative. because it is. because it is an insult that i have heard over and over again.§

fat fetishism is rampant enough on this website. the alliteration point is compelling. i'll grant you that. "fat boy friday" being retired for inclusivity also makes sense. i still think "fatfuck" sounds like something somebody yells at you from a passing vehicle rather than a term of endearment, but evidently i'm outvoted by people having a better time than me. tragic. i feel you can just do fat friday.§

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@criticalConspiracist[CC]

so every day BUT FRIDAY calling me FAT is an insult BUT ON FRIDAY calling me fat is a praise????

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right? i feel like there is mixed messaging here.§

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hey.§

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Sup.

i will get you back.§

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eelmaooooo and you sa1d m1ne was bad

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yours is terrible. mine is mostly work.§

I've got a matesprit and kismesis too and i have sex with both but i don't be posting that every day because im #mulltitudinous. get more mulltitudes. #nsfw

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maybe not every day. //posting about it right now isn't helping your case.§

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stow your rage. there is only tranquility.

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[reported] his tranquility is stored in the chin.§

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A new username, mm... I will have to think on this.

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[observed] notthatMysterious does break the standard two word camelCase setup of most other names. [suggestion] how about your firstnameLastname. make it easy to dox your hive. //making a note to comeback here in the event you take my terrible advice.§

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don't pail my scuttlebug.§

interested in this sgrub everyone talks about. seems like interesting software. busy with my own projects though.§

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best to leave it, reall7.

so i've heard. just makes it more tempting. but like i said. busy.§

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@incendiaryRapscallion[IR]

im fr13ndly and easy to chat with, more people should befr13nd me >X3

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fine. we are friends now. happy?§

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maybe >X3

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your greed is [reported].§

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@incendiaryRapscallion[IR]

you could be a little nicer is all! you seem so grumpy >X3

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grumpy? i will have to confirm that witb the quality assurance team. i consider myself affable.§