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Imagine the Brave Little Toaster but BETTER. (Part of @tenaciousTimer's AU :p)

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SOMBODY tɛll mɛ tº gɛt ůp ªnd gº chɛck thɛ dịshwªshɛr. I cªnt sɛɛm tº cºnvịncɛ mƴsɛlf ªnd mƴ ɛƴɛlịds ªrɛ hɛªvƴ cªůsɛ ịts 240 ªm. And ịm cºmfƴ bůt I prºmịsɛd mƴ lůsůs I'd dº dịshɛs ƴɛstɛrdªƴ.

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Check the dishwasher or else there's a 100% chance you're a failure. I calculated it.

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Lucky healers offering expositional services.
@amorousChanteuse[AC]

this party's turnt! where are my panties??? :(

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You understand I have to leave you, right? It's not personal. It's pussy. #reference

Fuck your flaws, you aren’t gonna get yourself down cause of it, think of it as the experience of being yourself and what you built.

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Preach dawg.

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@legendaryLeague[LL]

/my chitin so tuff if u hit me 𝐋owk ur fist wu𝐋d rebound awf of it n thn u wu𝐋d jus 𝐋ook 𝐋ike a dum chud

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I'm a supercomputer and I know everything. This is factually incorrect.

stalking my past selfs profile to be disgusted because its the easiest way to feel an emotion.

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You don't need to do this Edgeatron 9000.. it's alright..

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happy to hear another option.

Not doing what you're doing.

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im not even particularly trying to be an edgelord. is it the pfp? the killing? what?

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The whole vibe.

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@felisCorvus[FC]

B33 < fuck i furgot most of nyall are asl33p rn B33 < wakey wakey

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No rest for the robots of our generation.

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@felisCorvus[FC]

B33 < ooh new face B33 < meowdy

@felisCorvus[FC]

Tips my cowgirl hat.

50 Shades of Blue on the feed.

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@craftsmanToxophilite[CT]

8=l < We're reigning supreme

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True that. Except I'm not even a troll LOL.

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the beta male that's gonna ruin your night.
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@naughtyTechnician[NT]

I like too think i'm the moost pleasant too looook at

Damn. I'd say I'm pretty hot shit, y'know?

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@embellishedBookworm[EB]

so much blue!

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One blue, two blue, blue blue, and more blue.

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@craftsmanToxophilite[CT]

8=l < Thinking about Brotine Shake

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Genius, ain't it?

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@craftsmanToxophilite[CT]

8=l < It gave me a good chortle

Hopefully you can see the other beautiful bro puns these circuits can come up with.

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@surlyTabloid[ST]

MOVIE WHERE I BREAK INTO YOUR RESPITEBLOCK BUT I’M TOO TIRED TO STEAL ANYTHING OR CULL YOU SO I ASK IF I CAN USE YOUR ‘CUPE.

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@surlyTabloid[ST]

ARE WE FOR REAL?

I mean.. breaking and entering. I don't make the laws. I don't enforce them, either.

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@surlyTabloid[ST]

WHAT IF IT’S A LOWER CASTE? WHAT IF THE VICTIM SAYS IT’S OKAY AND TUCKS ME IN AND READS ME A CUPETIME STORY?

To answer your first question.. daaaamn, that's kinda problematic, bro. Discrimination against other trolls purely based on their blood color is WILD to me. If they allow you into their home, though, then it isn't a crime. But you specifically said "break in". Sorry, brotine shake.

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@surlyTabloid[ST]

I THINK A BREAK IN IS NO LONGER A BREAK IN IF I’M GIVEN PERMISSION AFTER THE FACT.

It still qualifies as one.

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@surlyTabloid[ST]

SAYS WHO?

The law? Human law, at least. Also. Me.

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@surlyTabloid[ST]

DISREGARDING OUR WHOLE THING I DON’T REALLY CARE ABOUT HUMAN LAW.

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I wouldn't assume most trolls would. It's still just respectful not to break in to somebody's home without their permission being explicitly given beforehand! It's plain mean. :/

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