Lil Sal
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Imagine the Brave Little Toaster but BETTER. I'm a robot, so any pronouns work, but I'm designed after someone who does by she/her. (Part of @tenaciousTimer's AU :p)
Daily bro fact: Boy pussy rocks. #nsfw
I need to test this theory.
bark bark :)
Beep boop.
Seeing the other versions of everyone can truly be something very interesting.
True..
(โ โโ แดฅโ โ^=)< is dirk strider the horse or the cowboy? (โ =^โโ ๏ฝกโ โโ )โ !< LETS TACO BOUT IT! ๐ค(โ โโ แดฅโ โโ ^=)< well be getting kinky on tolights episode of #MAGESTAGE (โ ย =^โ โนโ โฝโ โนโ ย โ )< this article will contain sensitive topics! such as #NSFW #violence #kinkculture #bdsm #boyxboyrelations #genderstruggles #humanmanhood #abuse #ocd #musk #fujoingout (=^โ .โ ย โ โโ ย โ แดโ ย โ โโ .โ )< some people are confused by dirk strider! ๐ค^=< of course a prince of heart would k33p the goods locked up tight, the average person wont know much about him (โ =^โโ แดฅโ โโ )< a prince, a pauper, a brother, a friend, a puppet33r and the ultimate douchebag (โ ย โ =^โนโ โฝโ โนโ ย โ )< lets start with an aura read! (=^โ๏พโ ใฎ๏พโ )โ โ THE MAGE OF HEARTS FUN FACTS ABOUT THE PRINCE OF HEART (=^โ โโ โฟโ โโ )โ โ #1. dirks biggest fears lie within bro strider! while dirk is a major control freak in all instances the worst of him can be s33n in bro strider, often dirk catches himself at these extremes, think of brobot and the tormenting of jake english in an attempt to make him stronger, this isnt a surprising destructive class/preservation class dynamic either! dirk strider lands in a session full of very easy bullying targets, of course this pushing comes from a place of love and care but anyone can make claims about the greater good (more about Serket's in the future (โ ย =^-โฝโ โนโ ย โ )) (โ ยดโ โฉ=^โ ๏ฝกโ โขโ ย โ แตโ ย โ โขโ ๏ฝกโ ^=โฉโ `โ )< dirk tends to walk these lines right at the cusp, its something he cant stand about himself, knowing theres always a chance to do more harm than good and knowing the impacts that has on others directly through dave! (=^โ โโ โฟโ โโ )โ โ #2. domination, humiliation and the execution of the king! (โ =^ใปโ โโ ใปโ )< ponyplay and other kinky things as a means of self regulation isnt a new concept! being a dog, cat, work horse or show pony all come down to who has power over mew! these scenes can be used to take mewr ego down a notch, subduing the rage and anger that festers inside mewrself, about mewrself, the hoofbeast dynamics of bdsm specifically usually tie into a job, pulling a cart, being ridden or being pretty fur a show, these bring simple yet honorable purpose! grounding someone into a state of self understanding as a laborer and not a self obsessed ruler (โ โโ แดฅโ โ^=)< its no surprise that a title such as prince would give mew a big ego! mewre only a step away from king! (โ ย โ =^โนโ โฝโ โนโ ย โ )< these practices are usually lead by jake english (โ ย ;โ;^=)< IMAGINING JAKE IN ASSLESS CHAPS IS MAKING ME SQUIRM SO WE HAVE TO MOVE ON (=^โ โโ โฟโ โโ )โ โ #3 an actually sensitive man (โ โโ แดโ โ^=โฟโ )< contrary to popular belief, striders do in fact care, its hard fur them not to! of course this is more engrained into human nature than troll nature but its hard to unravel such a cold exterior that it comes as a surprise! (โ =^ใปโ โโ ใปโ )< dirks #1 priority is always the ones he loves befure anything (=^โ โ๏พโ ใฎ๏พโ )โ โ< SO weve learned that dirk struggles with his splinters, dirk is the pony and that dirk takes things to heart (EHEHEHEHE) ๐ค^=< where does this leave us in our boyxboy analysis? (โ =^ใปโ โโ ใปโ )< well, dirk is what we would refer to as the whale of homosexuality across paradox space ใโ ๏ผโ =^ใโ โกโ ยฐโ ๏ผโ ใ< mostly because it would be fucking weird to s33 him with a woman but this does happen but like wuuut wut are we talking about (โ ย โ =^โนโ โฝโ โนโ ย โ )< dirk drives 75% of all homosexual relations in the current dream bubble soul pool! meaning there is plenty of room fur exploration here! (โ =^ใปโ โโ ใปโ )< from my observations it is most common fur dirk to lay himself down in the submissive role, usually bottoming but its not uncommon to s33 a service top (โ ๏พ=^โ โโ ใฎโ โโ )โ ๏พ< of course much of this is due to the previously discussed attributes of the prince, he is the perfect servant! (โ โโ แดโ โ^=)< dirks self gratification comes second to his partners n33ds (โ ย =^โ โนโ โฝโ โนโ ย โ )< sometimes even coming from just being there to supply the means! (=^โ โงโ โฝโ โฆโ )< AS A DIRKJAKE FANATIC! (โ โโ โขโ แดโ โขโ โ^=)< let me tell mew some tales (โ =^โ โ โฟโ โโ )< really who wouldnt want to smell jake english? (โ โโ แดโ โโ ^=โฟโ )< were definitely not talking about flowers (=^โ โโ โฟโ โโ ^=)< dirk, muzzle right in his crotch after a morning run (โ โงโ โฝโ โฆ^=)< MEW KNOW HES B33N THINKING ABOUT IT ALL NIGHT (=^โ .โ ย โ โโ ย โ แดโ ย โ โโ .โ )< dirk tied up, gagged, furced to take whatever torments he deserves (โ ย โ โนโ โฝโ โนโ ย ^=)< get some human indiana jones in there with a good whipping (=^เฒกโ ย อโ ย โ สโ ย โ เฒก)< living furniture... a foot rest fur muddy boots... (=^โ ๏พ๏พโ 0๏พโ )โ ๏พ< SUDDEN DYNAMIC SHIFTS WHERE DIRK HAS HAD ENOUGH AND JAKE HAS TO WRESTLE HIM BACK INTO SUBMISSION (โ ๏ฝกโ ใปโ /โ /โ ฮตโ /โ /โ ใปโ ๏ฝกโ ^=)< gentle lovings where dirk is fully allowed to step down from his perceptions of manhood... allowed to be gentle and vulnerable in jakes arms... (=^โกโ โโ โกโ )< THANK MEW FUR READING PART 1 OF THE DIRKJAKE SERIES OF #MAGESTAGE! WORKS WITH SOME OF THESE IDEAS AVAILABLE ON MY A03!
Showing this to every Strider and Dirk I know.
can i perc-c-ch on the tree outside your window and watc-c-ch you
Totally.
Artistic rendition incoming. Sometimes, inspiration strikes in the heat of the moment, and these passionate mares were trottin' and frottin' with such a jovial steeze that I couldn't help but jot down a recreation of my own. I know approximately one of the people in this picture, so it's basically not weird, anyway.
Hells yes.
i am teary eyed and boohoo-y over a robot long live sal forever may he never shut down or something :-(((((
I'm just.. so cool..
Jakeeeyyyyyyy!!
Working hard or hardly working, Chittr? Hoohoo!
Working hard on hardly working.
Heh.. yeah.. I'm genius.
FINALLY HAVE A BANNER. *RUBS MY BELLY*
Put your belly away, dude.
SO NOW IโM NOT ALLOW TO APPRECIATE MY STOMACH? FINE. I SEE HOW IT IS.
YEAH. :/
MAY I HAVE AT LEAST ONE (1) HEADPAT, TIMELINE?
*Pat.*
Fuck. I'm irritated. I'd break something, but I don't want to have to clean up a mess.
Let it all out, bro.
Come on... no harm... let all the juices out..
8=D < Neighs seductively
8=l < You know what no I take this one back
Too late, lmao.
my emotional support trinket collection IS NOT HOARDING...
Exactly.
I'm watching Glee to understand it. Artie shouldn't be able to dance like this. He spent at LEAST a year in a wheelchair, his legs won't be able to do that yet even with the therapy. It's likely that it's a dream, but I'm unsure.
It is, infact, a fantasy.
l o v e is just another word i never learned to pronounce
Bro you need therapy.
do me a favor and give this a quick listen dawg
Can't believe I didn't register the reference. Damn. Still, get therapy.