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B33 < i should slut it up more tbh
#lyricposting Spooky, scary skeletons Send shivers down your spine Shrieking skulls will shock your soul Seal your doom tonight Spooky, scary skeletons Speak with such a screech You'll shake and shudder in surprise When you hear these zombies shriek We're sorry, skeletons, you're so misunderstood You only want to socialize (but I don't think we should) 'Cause spooky, scary skeletons Shout startling, shrilly screams They'll sneak from their sarcophagus And just won't leave you be Spirits supernatural are shy, what's all the fuss? But bags of bones seem so unsafe (it's semi-serious) Spooky, scary skeletons Are silly all the same They'll smile and scrabble slowly by And drive you so insane Sticks and stones will break your bones They seldom let you snooze Spooky, scary skeletons Will wake you with a boo!
bark bark :)
Seeing the other versions of everyone can truly be something very interesting.
(◕ᴥ◕^=)< is dirk strider the horse or the cowboy? (=^☉｡☉)!< LETS TACO BOUT IT! 🎤(◕ᴥ◕^=)< well be getting kinky on tolights episode of #MAGESTAGE ( =^╹▽╹ )< this article will contain sensitive topics! such as #NSFW #violence #kinkculture #bdsm #boyxboyrelations #genderstruggles #humanmanhood #abuse #ocd #musk #fujoingout (=^. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)< some people are confused by dirk strider! 🤔^=< of course a prince of heart would k33p the goods locked up tight, the average person wont know much about him (=^◕ᴥ◕)< a prince, a pauper, a brother, a friend, a puppet33r and the ultimate douchebag ( =^╹▽╹ )< lets start with an aura read! (=^☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ THE MAGE OF HEARTS FUN FACTS ABOUT THE PRINCE OF HEART (=^❛‿❛)→ #1. dirks biggest fears lie within bro strider! while dirk is a major control freak in all instances the worst of him can be s33n in bro strider, often dirk catches himself at these extremes, think of brobot and the tormenting of jake english in an attempt to make him stronger, this isnt a surprising destructive class/preservation class dynamic either! dirk strider lands in a session full of very easy bullying targets, of course this pushing comes from a place of love and care but anyone can make claims about the greater good (more about Serket's in the future ( =^-▽╹ )) (´∩=^｡• ᵕ •｡^=∩`)< dirk tends to walk these lines right at the cusp, its something he cant stand about himself, knowing theres always a chance to do more harm than good and knowing the impacts that has on others directly through dave! (=^❛‿❛)→ #2. domination, humiliation and the execution of the king! (=^・∀・)< ponyplay and other kinky things as a means of self regulation isnt a new concept! being a dog, cat, work horse or show pony all come down to who has power over mew! these scenes can be used to take mewr ego down a notch, subduing the rage and anger that festers inside mewrself, about mewrself, the hoofbeast dynamics of bdsm specifically usually tie into a job, pulling a cart, being ridden or being pretty fur a show, these bring simple yet honorable purpose! grounding someone into a state of self understanding as a laborer and not a self obsessed ruler (◕ᴥ◕^=)< its no surprise that a title such as prince would give mew a big ego! mewre only a step away from king! ( =^╹▽╹ )< these practices are usually lead by jake english ( ;∀;^=)< IMAGINING JAKE IN ASSLESS CHAPS IS MAKING ME SQUIRM SO WE HAVE TO MOVE ON (=^❛‿❛)→ #3 an actually sensitive man (◕ᴗ◕^=✿)< contrary to popular belief, striders do in fact care, its hard fur them not to! of course this is more engrained into human nature than troll nature but its hard to unravel such a cold exterior that it comes as a surprise! (=^・∀・)< dirks #1 priority is always the ones he loves befure anything (=^☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞< SO weve learned that dirk struggles with his splinters, dirk is the pony and that dirk takes things to heart (EHEHEHEHE) 🤔^=< where does this leave us in our boyxboy analysis? (=^・∀・)< well, dirk is what we would refer to as the whale of homosexuality across paradox space ヘ（=^。□°）ヘ< mostly because it would be fucking weird to s33 him with a woman but this does happen but like wuuut wut are we talking about ( =^╹▽╹ )< dirk drives 75% of all homosexual relations in the current dream bubble soul pool! meaning there is plenty of room fur exploration here! (=^・∀・)< from my observations it is most common fur dirk to lay himself down in the submissive role, usually bottoming but its not uncommon to s33 a service top (ﾉ=^◕ヮ◕)ﾉ< of course much of this is due to the previously discussed attributes of the prince, he is the perfect servant! (◕ᴗ◕^=)< dirks self gratification comes second to his partners n33ds ( =^╹▽╹ )< sometimes even coming from just being there to supply the means! (=^≧▽≦)< AS A DIRKJAKE FANATIC! (◍•ᴗ•◍^=)< let me tell mew some tales (=^◠‿◕)< really who wouldnt want to smell jake english? (◕ᴗ◕^=✿)< were definitely not talking about flowers (=^◔‿◔^=)< dirk, muzzle right in his crotch after a morning run (≧▽≦^=)< MEW KNOW HES B33N THINKING ABOUT IT ALL NIGHT (=^. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)< dirk tied up, gagged, furced to take whatever torments he deserves ( ╹▽╹ ^=)< get some human indiana jones in there with a good whipping (=^ಡ ͜ ʖ ಡ)< living furniture... a foot rest fur muddy boots... (=^ﾉﾟ0ﾟ)ﾉ< SUDDEN DYNAMIC SHIFTS WHERE DIRK HAS HAD ENOUGH AND JAKE HAS TO WRESTLE HIM BACK INTO SUBMISSION (｡・//ε//・｡^=)< gentle lovings where dirk is fully allowed to step down from his perceptions of manhood... allowed to be gentle and vulnerable in jakes arms... (=^♡∀♡)< THANK MEW FUR READING PART 1 OF THE DIRKJAKE SERIES OF #MAGESTAGE! WORKS WITH SOME OF THESE IDEAS AVAILABLE ON MY A03!
can i perc-c-ch on the tree outside your window and watc-c-ch you
ITS TUNE IT UP THURSDAY.
Artistic rendition incoming. Sometimes, inspiration strikes in the heat of the moment, and these passionate mares were trottin' and frottin' with such a jovial steeze that I couldn't help but jot down a recreation of my own. I know approximately one of the people in this picture, so it's basically not weird, anyway.
￣\ woah they're making the copy paste humans in different configurations now?? /￣
I need to deactivate my robots.
i am teary eyed and boohoo-y over a robot long live sal forever may he never shut down or something :-(((((
Working hard or hardly working, Chittr? Hoohoo!
MAY I HAVE AT LEAST ONE (1) HEADPAT, TIMELINE?
♦️█ ░ shes little...miss n0 name...shes l0nes0me and blue. shes l0nging f0r s0me0ne...exactly like y0u! she has n0 0ne t0 talk with. ପ(∗´ര ᎑ ര`∗)ଓ ▒ ▓❤️ ♦️█ ░ she just sits and she stares. ପ(∗´ര ︿ ര`∗)ଓ ▒ ▓❤️ ♦️█ ░ she needs s0me0ne t0 h0ld her. s0me0ne wh0 cares. ପ(∗´- ᎑ ര`∗)ଓ ▒ ▓❤️ ♦️♦️♦️█ ░ p00r little miss n0 name. 0n her cheek theres a tear. shes a sad little n0b0dy. ପ(∗´╥ ﹏ ╥´∗)ଓ ▒ ▓♦️♦️♦️ 💔█ ░ cause theres n0 b0dy near. ପ(∗´⋟ ﹏ ⋞`∗)ଓ ▒ ▓💔 💔█ ░ s0 w0nt s0me0ne? w0nt s0me b0dy? d0 what s0me0ne sh0uld d0? ପ(∗´╹ . ╹`∗)ଓ ▒ ▓💔 ❤️█ ░ and take hive little miss n0b0dy? w0nt s0me0ne? w0nt y0u? ପ(∗´╹ v ╹`∗)ଓ ▒ ▓❤️
I know a casper secret,
↻ I like t∞ participate even if I can't see. ↺
> _0kay, 1 f0ll0w=d =v=ry0n= wh0 p0st=d 1n th= last 2 h0urs, as w=ll as any r0b0ts 1 saw 1n an0th=r r0b0t's f0ll0w1ng l1st. =D _|
8=l < Also reminder to ride your local horse 8=D < Giddyup
8=D < Neighs seductively
murder on my mind
my emotional support trinket collection IS NOT HOARDING...
bottom 5 things i ever did make ⠀
HEARING "MATESPRITMONDAY" GOING AROUND, AND WELL- I GOT NOTHING. THAT'S IT. #MATESPRITMONDAY
i slept like a baby
I DON’T CARE IF ITS “JUST CHITTR” I AM NOT READING ABOUT YOUR PAILING LIFE. #SUGGESTIVE https://i.postimg.cc/BQ9Sc2xb/IMG-1163.jpg
you weren't first, but its really cute that you tried. mwa!
ALL THE SINGLES TROLLS, ALL THE SINGLES TROLLS, NOW PUT YOUR HANDS UP.
next person to be nice to me is getting a big freaking kiss on the head!
if you thought i'd miss the chance to join in on some bulge posting then you're dead wrong!! have some girl bulge everyone :D #nsfw (artist: welwraith) https://file.garden/adg5wyul0f9nxijj/cocckk.jpeg
get furried
"Do you actually have a plan or is it Steven Universe?" "It's an actual plan." Look inside. Steven Universe.
*「 humans should be able to shut off their brains and sleep on command. 」
omg... heal me verity..
are you like.. verity..
How I pulled an English,
i dont care if you boo me ive seen what makes you cheer
the only thing keeping me from horny posting is the way you guys do it with seemingly no shame. i just sneak into askboxes and suggest things instead.
:33 < build on3 :3
tits #nsfw
whaaaat's love got to do, got to do with it!!!! WHAT'S LOVE than a second hand emotion!! who needs a heart when a heart can be broken!! #lyricposting
Such A Beautiful Phantỽm Ỽf The Ỽpera Sỽng
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeey
and just my faace for anyone vwho doesnt vwanna look at my chest
i'm..... th6 KILL6RRRRRRRRRRRRR 6
1TS P34NUT BUTT3R J3LLY T1M3
yay website.
i just need to break someone right now... leave them gasping for air... #nsfw
i love my friends :)
hello chittr / as many of my more avid fans / may know / tonight at 10 am / several sweeps ago / i had officially entered the world / as a complete troll / today is my wriggling day / i wanna celebrate this / even though / usually i don't / celibate it publicly / because my friend / miss jeevic / does a big thing every sweep / i wanna host an event you all have given me / so so much / so i wanna give back / this wipe / or week for my human fans / i'm encouraging everyone / to submit some form of self expression / or art / under this post / as a reply / some examples could be / like / a poem about how art changed your life / or a drawing expressing your love for creation / or a song about what makes you smile / or a short game / or maybe a voice acted monologue / art is vast / i wanna see how you like to express yourself / kinda like a game jam / but it's not just games / and it lasts a wipe / and the theme is creativity / if that makes sense because it's a fun event / i thought i would give a prize / to whatever i like best / thought / of course / art is subjective / and i don't want you to pander / to the winner / they can do a collab with me / or receive a song / made by me / for them / or if they want neither / just a badge / i hope you all have fun if you have any questions / feel free to ask / happy creating
Anyway I gotta play the my little pony card game so give yourselves attention. You do know who you are I’m sure.
၄⋆၃ do that one thing you really want to do (unless you are one of THOSE people) (you know who you are) go on be free
၄⋆၃ on the topix of a vet i would take yiffy to a medixuller but i fear they would lean further towards the xull portion of their job seeing my lover is not just an alien but a slightly radioaxtive alien who has barkbeast ears and a tail and was born to 2 god tiers i seriously need to get off alternia dot dot dot
need a sugar daddy to buy as many pokemon card packs and boxes as i want and the sugar part is just him watching me open them and going "oh shit this one is fire" whenever its a full art
၄⋆၃ #lyrixs you are my destiny you are what you are to me you are my happiness thats what you are (youre my destiny) you have my sweet xaress you share my loneliness you are my dream xome true thats what you are (youre my destiny) https://open.spotify.xom/traxk/0n4LWmby3eXHk0rYiuFlHf?si=a259d7exde014416
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Lord of Time more like Lord of This Bulge
8=l < G100 them on for the vibe
Breast piercings, that's it. Was going to get a tattoo, still unsure. #suggestive(?)
(( Finally drew Xennox's ancestor again... Get this asshole OUTTA HERE!!!! https://file.garden/aKkRsLq5LD-L0rFq/TheAffluent1.png #substances
trippin downstairs like a dumbass.
my badge #mybadge #bnuny
*tzzk* I will. Build up my spice tolerance... Until I. Can hold my own. Against even spicier things. *sskh*
!remindYou reminder: drink water and eat something if you need to! even if you dont want to, something small like a snack would be good ^,^ !remindYou secret SECOND reminder: you are loved! ^,^ remind bot loves you!
Being a Virgin doesn't stop you from having depraved thoughts about majority of the women you develop feelings for. #nsfw
mmm mornin cuddles...
.a black warm tea, strawberry flavour... with pastries. .and cookies.
I’d post something for t-dick Tuesday right now but I’m not nearly awake enough to blast another nude on the feed.
Convinced the kid to sleep on time tonight. Win.
i dont think ive ever fambled like this before oh well u win some cuties u lose some cuties thats how it goes
sollux captor hates minorities
i keep sh00ting sh0ts and keep hitting bullseye's #neverkilly0urself
im so fucking good at driving
Having to peek past Roxy’s fluffy hair to text. She’s on weighted blanket duty, her words. It’s working. I’m feeling pretty relaxed and tired.
#maiddressmonday is still happening somewhere in the cosmos. Ignore that this is a little rushed. You must remember that I am still recovering. Perhaps next week, or the week after, I may have something a little more substantial. But I am glad that I figured out a way to make a fully anonymous maid outfit without involving things I don't feel like involving, hah.
8=l < Why do so many people find me 8=l < Find me... 8=l < Ugh, the word is so 100d 8=l < Why do so many people have salacious thoughts about me
From the aforementioned game. Peak posters.
[1t 1s #MA1DMONDAY, and because of a recent wager that you lost, you are requ1red to take up the respect1ve part of your narrat1ve mantel as a MA1D OF L1FE. As d1ctated (or perhaps pred1cted) by the SEER OF DOOM for comparat1vely los1ng at the n1ght's D1SCONNET1ONS GAME, you have to don a MA1D DRESS 1n add1t1on to F1GHT1NG AND K1LL1NG AN OGRE 1n HEELS w1th a MOP. Ton1ght, you are to be known as the DEADMA1D. How the hell d1d you get yourself 1nto th1s mess anyway? You should know better than mak1ng bets aga1nst Llevyn's grow1ng SEER ab1l1t1es. Come on now, you're smarter than that.] [Wonderful art made by @naughtyTechn1c1an]
been too long since i yaoi'd out.... which one of yous it gonna be
u gotta try a lot of silly bs durin sex if ur ever gonna develop a signature move #nsfw
won't you take me to! funky town!!!!
apples are so good #appleposting
8=l < 100k at that troll you want to kiss 8=l < Really 100k at them 8=l < 100k at their eyes 8=l < Then kiss them 8=l < Let fate handle it from there
Playing games with Roxy means hearing her fake-moan “dih slinger” into the mic over and over.
I have no interest in doing shit halfway. Full send it, or put that shit back in the Easy Bake to cook until you're ready to be a man.
Come now, diehard genwunners and tryhard genfourers. In the blazing saddle that is the heat death of your collective common senses, I alone sit cool enough to deliver upon you my boon of truth. The generational gap that divides the stocky, hardy build of original pones and their younger, more demure and lithe counterparts, is smaller than we think. Widened solely by the iron hoofbeat of Hasbrother, your flaccid minds have suffered too long, unenlightened, victims to propaganda of the most derivative sort. So, ponies. A handful of guys have lost the plot in their recognition of PSO (pony shaped objects) and have therefore been immediately jumping to discredit each other in either direction, but I think this handy chart irons shit right out. I've removed all the unnecessary wrinkles from both the timeline of evolution and your over-active brain. I've rendered my thoughts into something easily consumable and non-mealy, and helpfully excised the fat from my point with a blade so steadfast that they're calling me the next Hidetoshi Hasegawa. It's apples all the way down over here. Our genetic forebarers begin with the draft pony of generation one days. Mature, rotund, impossible to blow over with a stiff breeze, with eyes spaced apart to accommodate their prey instincts and strokes to the snout alike. They're more feral, untrained, wild. The canon of the show that contains them will implore you to consider them civilized (or worse yet, friends) but there's no denying that the heavyset builds of these fat little fuckers is purely an archaic trait. One, two, skip a few. The middle details don't matter because no guy ever has considered generation two anymore than a drastic oversight by the marketing department, which is to say, God. Generation two brought the stretched amalgamation of hate itself to the forefront, all small snouts and glittering eyes like a dog with a deviated septum and eye boogers. It was admirable, but a return to form occurred with generation three for a reason. Remember, evolution isn't always linear. Sometimes we try, play, frolick, and then revert for our own sake. Common fuckin' sense. Big ups to everyone involved for realizing that, yo. It sucked. Anyway. Evolution and retaining your juvenile traits for the sake of appeal, a masterclass in neotony and a saving grace for the fourth gen daughters born from the gaping wound between Hasbro's legs. Dogs do it, cats do it, salamanders do it, and ponies are no exception. Denote the eyes that consume approximately 25% of the pony's cavernous skull, and the ability for them to aim their pupils forward without so much biological belly aching. The smaller build, the thinner limbs, the kawaii way their hooves blend seamlessly from the stumps they walk on, like they're not even there. Clear improvements, clear symbiotic potential for soft-hearted dudebronies and weepy eyed pegasisters. The ideal genetic masterpiece, and yet. Unable to exist without its original context, the blueprint, the mother Eve and her first filly. Drop a like if you made it to the end and read all that nonsense.
🙄👈 literal actual god forbid a bad bitch like a post a few times for a funny 👉🙄 #Chairministrangling #BoughtTheLikesAward #EveryoneWhoDisagreesWithMeIsBoughtAccount #WhoWouldEvenPayForAChittrAccount #TheyreLiterallyFree 🟢 CHARMS is ONLINE.
8=l < Don't ever fxdging say I don't support your interests 8=l < Or that I don't care about them 8=l < Because I will embarrass you and then myself just to prove you wrong [VIDEO POSTED] Phone's propped up on something. This man is already glistening with embarrassed sweat, already flushed b100. Cas001 wear, what is he showing? Then... he strikes the Sailor Moon pose. Then the bastard sings. His voice is low and growly, but it's not a bad sound at all. "Fighting evil by moonlight, winning love by daylight. Neighver running from a real fight, she is the one called Sailor Moon."
8=l < I have suspicions on how that post got so many likes 8=l < Just a hunch
Yes! #juniorbadgedyou #badgeroulette
Don’t worry, babe; I’m a lover and a fighter.
8=l < Oh no
8=l < Like this post if you want me to greatly embarrass myself
8=l < I am waiting for an arbitrary number of likes befoal I do the thing on my last post
D --> Two nights ago I paid my moirail a visit D --> Shamefully, I have less time for her recently D --> So I ordered my secretariat to take a photo D --> These are important memories D --> This one will likely be converted and stored directly in my wallet D --> Even though I am turned around D --> I am not the focus D --> And I know what I 100k like D --> I know what she 100ks like as well, of horse D --> But I will always appreciate a reminder
🔴🎥 XandraTVLive Stream Highlight ✨ -- [ Audio Transcription ] -- Alright. So, the topic on the feed this evening was crushes, and it was absolutely inspiring. And if you're like me, you may be just a *bit* of a romantic. [laughs] Okay, that's the understatement of the century. You might be the kind of person who sees that spark in people and it just... it lights a blazing inferno inside of you!
Q: What makes you different from the other Dirks? A: Realistically, not much. While I'd love to stroke my own ego and say we're all one in a krillion I think plenty can argue otherwise. I'm tanner than most of the other Dirks I've seen and my hair isn't naturally blond despite what younger me would attest but I'm not white, so, big surprise. The place I differ the most from them is likely just what we did with our ARs.
maybe im hangin w distri but ppl who h8 on the muppets r fuckin WACK like how can u hate the muppets??? theyre the muppets!! 😭 what next u also hste puppies & sunshine???
8=l < Consnicker them held dearly
8=l < I don't have nor take very many racy photos 8=l < But I have this from Thursday 8=l < It's the most #suggestive photo I have 8=l < For now
god forbid someone copes differently than the avg person just because he wouldnt like it doesnt mean he needs to know #outofsightoutofmind
for #matespritmonday ill repost this image. cuz xennox loved it. i did too.
☿ Shinji, crank that Soulja Boy.
#shitpost https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/108c8910ea70.png
#grrrmonday
8=l < I have gotten a sandwich on bread so large I probably can't eat all of it 8=l < But I am going to stubbornly finish every bite
need to get all my fellow robots together to form a fake uprising
hello caliborns! ^U^ and everyone else too!
NEW LAW: EGGS ARE NOW A DINNER FOOD EVERYONE IS NOW GAY
o my god ill sob and slobber right now lil sallys all grown up and i didnt even know :-( :-( :-( booo hooo hooo hooo hoooooo booo hoooo hooooooo!!!! :-(
Why the fuck is he orange.
seeing ur friends old ar still running is so sentimental id imagine she wouldve clobbered my beloved and used him for parts but shes still up and running i feel like a proud fatherly figure
ur right correction: the most showstopping awesome adult life that only someone as accomplished as capt jl can have* thx sally you always have my back and my caboose
how the fuck do yOU just not lIkE sAndwichEs. I'vE nEvEr hEArd of that bEforE. EvEr in my lIfE. thEy'rE lIkE the most UniversAlly EnjoyablE type of fOOd in the UniversE. #dAshwatchIng
Oh boy already my first question it comes Automatic responder. The question: What do you put on your popcorn? My response: Nothing cause I don't eat popcorn.
i like dill in my pøpcørn but like. with the butter. what kind øf fucking lunatic døesn't dress their pøpcørn. #targeted
gruuhh#jaaamaaascheck im soooooooooooo gooonnaaa drink aaa big friggen sooodaaa aaand waaatch the reaaal hive wives ooof aaalterniaaa tooo lull me tooo sleep yaaawrrnn https://file.gaaarden/aaaVIln_Qn93xoooMwYZ/paaajaaamaaatime.png(¬ºཀ°)¬
i'm kind of a biiiiiiitch
8=l < So much fluff
8=l < Someone act001ly sent me an a% related to the crush thing 8=l < I'm surprised
b4 u go 4 the bitches tht have crushes on u remenber ur on chittr
evry1 luvs me even if they aint sayin it <3
i just love when i attract my target audience. it’s about time i cultivate an audience of heart players!!!! https://i.ibb.co/xbStXM0/IMG-0565.jpg
I’ve only been possessive about one guy in my entire creation which is honestly a victory. I should get an award.
8=l < If you have a crush on me now is the time to let me know
Can someone insult someone else or fucking kill somebody or something? Start instigating. I'm bored.
CAN WE HAVE A CHITTR’R OF THE PERIGEE THING WHERE THE BEST POSTER GETS A CROWN OR SOMETHING.
If youve ever been victim to my FATHEADED sense of easily retractable comradery kindly raise your hand so i can divvy up a payout of some consolation moolah! Clearly those who share my likeness are little more than UNDERHANDED BLUNDERBABES looking to get up to no good so im sorry if youve ever dealt with a not-me me and his twerp ass attitude! #directpost #BIGGERfuckyou
i would die for junior. if anything happened to that delightful little bot, i am ending every single timeline, including my own.
@imJunior don’t fuck with him, ya’ll. my legal team will come for u. and also me. https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.6095784520.0172/bg,f8f8f8-flat,750x,075,f-pad,750x1000,f8f8f8.u1.jpg
__Tavvy:_Greet_your_other_guest.__ Oh,, god,,, @rubyredBarking https://i.imgur.com/s399dY7.gif #blood #flashing #eyestrain
Oh wow emotions just hit like a tidal wave, I need fresh air.
i dont intentionally cause you harm but in seeing the timelines with the best of you you made me live through the worst of you you get it right?
fak yu.
tbh snickers r kinda overatd
Hi God I got one more favor to ask of you, please send me a pretty person tied up. #suggestive
i'm not serious ever btw don't get involved with me
if i were still just a crow id be drinking the hell outta walmart and gas station parking lot puddles rn
God if you can hear me, also give me a man like David bowie.
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@imJunior hit this guy with a Blue please
Does anyone here know what a "Three Layer Dip Stack" is?
this party's turnt! where are my panties??? :(
The Stars Look So Pretty
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