Dave?
@transmutatedGaming
i mutated into something crazy years ago you'd think getting used to the feathers would come naturally.
show up if you want. https://msparp.c-chat/nest-of-c-c-crows the c-crowbros tell me when someone does, usually.
#bodyhorror #death #violenc-c-ce #gore ((-unquirk to read my lame ass spook writing))
i will fix your c-cloc-cks and watc-c-ches. with my c-c-crowbros. they're learning how to open them up and show me what's needed i mean. yesss trust me with your fuckass tic-cking trinkets.
what if i really really like my ticking trinkets - The Non-Mystical Regular Guy Man
...you c-c-can have them back i just wanna fix them
post nut clarity but you turn into a little yellow ball that knows everything call that post nut veri
:33< always a classic
one day im just gonna start meowing really c-c-change shit up a little gotta keep evertone on their toes. you wont know when or where but itll happen.
wow good thing thats not you guys im referring to there bec-c-cause i fucking mispelled everyone as everytone. how did i even do that.
that was a really unfortunate way to realize my eyesight was fucked. i don't think i will be rec-c-covering from that one.
you can trust me and my crowbros with cloc-c-ck repairs. at our business cloc-c-ckwork inc-c-c.
I think you should sue the big guys for infringement
i was planning on it, they tried to squash my small business. ac-ctual douc-chebags. they don’t even repair cloc-c-cks.
You should reach out to one of the Trycks Treats, teal attorney about this
well now i just want sour patc-c-ch kids and jolly ranc-c-chers.
when the sky is already dark at all times rain definitely makes it worse. i can’t see goddamn anything outside right now.
*scraping noises*
i’ll knoc-ck you off the roof. be c-chill and we’re chill but just know.
That just gave me vivid flashbacks to my childhood.
apparently sunlight is supposed to be way more c-c-common. i don’t mind the dark it’s just annoying as fuc-c-ck to see sometimes.
they’re c-calling it egg saturday
Are they now? :3
saturdegg.
go c-crowbros (you are c-c-carried away by entirely too many c-c-crows never to be seen again)
hOw eLsE(TiNg)wIlL(TiNg)i(tInG)ScArE(TiNg)oFf tHe(tInG)CrOwS?
fidgeting with my thing. and by thing let’s just say
[an image of a broken wrist watc-c-ch on a table.]
trinkets i see
i should learn how to repair cloc-c-cks.
click tik
i will c-c-call my business c-c-cloc-c-ckwork inc-c. who has a broken watc-ch, cloc-ck, whatever. do people even bother with watc-c-ches anymore doesnt matter im c-committing to this. gives me something to do with some of the stuff c-c-crowbros bring me.
this is funny as hell i can probably help in my spare time
so c-c-called free birds when someone c-c-chirps.
chirp
peep
B33 < yeah were a murder on here h33h33
caw
B33 < caw
c-c-cookies and c-c-cream poptarts for breakfast.
i'm watc-c-ching you. what are you doing
are they alive or is this a burying the remains in the bac-c-ckyard situation
llAAtyng dowwn
c< OH, NeitHer, tHis is a piliNg tHeM up 4 a bONfire party situatiON >c
c< OH, tHeyre all dead Mes! tiMe sHeNaNigaNs, basically >c
c< OH, yeaH, tHey s2pped sHOwiNg up ONce i gOd tiered, sO, NO MOre tiMeliNes iN peril >c
her own time doubles by the way, i think
c< cOrrect, yeaH >c
the crowbros are pettable. they like it. i don’t see the appeal myself but if someone wants to give head sc-c-critc-c-ches they’re c-c-chill.