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@transmutatedGaming

i mutated into something crazy years ago you'd think getting used to the feathers would come naturally.

Blood: RustAge: Kult Score: 631Kull Score: 61513 followers5 following

#bodyhorror #death #violenc-c-ce #gore ((-unquirk to read my lame ass spook writing))

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i will fix your c-cloc-cks and watc-c-ches. with my c-c-crowbros. they're learning how to open them up and show me what's needed i mean. yesss trust me with your fuckass tic-cking trinkets.

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Will I get them back?

...yes.

...

what if i really really like my ticking trinkets - The Non-Mystical Regular Guy Man

...you c-c-can have them back i just wanna fix them

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post nut clarity but you turn into a little yellow ball that knows everything call that post nut veri

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Ratio: 1.20

:33< always a classic

YO

↩ @itsmeLe[IL]

oh shit

WSG HOMIE

one day im just gonna start meowing really c-c-change shit up a little gotta keep evertone on their toes. you wont know when or where but itll happen.

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wow good thing thats not you guys im referring to there bec-c-cause i fucking mispelled everyone as everytone. how did i even do that.

that was a really unfortunate way to realize my eyesight was fucked. i don't think i will be rec-c-covering from that one.

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you can trust me and my crowbros with cloc-c-ck repairs. at our business cloc-c-ckwork inc-c-c.

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I think you should sue the big guys for infringement

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i was planning on it, they tried to squash my small business. ac-ctual douc-chebags. they don’t even repair cloc-c-cks.

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You should reach out to one of the Trycks Treats, teal attorney about this

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well now i just want sour patc-c-ch kids and jolly ranc-c-chers.

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when the sky is already dark at all times rain definitely makes it worse. i can’t see goddamn anything outside right now.

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Ratio: 1.11

*scraping noises*

↩ @peaNut[PN]

i’ll knoc-ck you off the roof. be c-chill and we’re chill but just know.

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⠀

↩ @peaNut[PN]

…

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⠀

That just gave me vivid flashbacks to my childhood.

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apparently sunlight is supposed to be way more c-c-common. i don’t mind the dark it’s just annoying as fuc-c-ck to see sometimes.

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they’re c-calling it egg saturday

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Are they now? :3

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🥚 yes 🥚

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saturdegg.

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this one gets it

go c-crowbros (you are c-c-carried away by entirely too many c-c-crows never to be seen again)

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Ratio: 1.48

aAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAhHhH-

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Jvvst hooootiing aand hoolleeriing

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hOw eLsE(TiNg)wIlL(TiNg)i(tInG)ScArE(TiNg)oFf tHe(tInG)CrOwS?

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OOkaay thaat's trvvee aactvvaally

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Theey'll liikee eeaat yoovv oor soomeethiing

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i will repair your watch eventually.

dinner is potato.

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Shaariing iis caariing

half potato.

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fidgeting with my thing. and by thing let’s just say

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[an image of a broken wrist watc-c-ch on a table.]

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trinkets i see

i should learn how to repair cloc-c-cks.

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click tik

i will c-c-call my business c-c-cloc-c-ckwork inc-c. who has a broken watc-ch, cloc-ck, whatever. do people even bother with watc-c-ches anymore doesnt matter im c-committing to this. gives me something to do with some of the stuff c-c-crowbros bring me.

this is funny as hell i can probably help in my spare time

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so c-c-called free birds when someone c-c-chirps.

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chirp

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chirp.

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peep

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B33 < yeah were a murder on here h33h33

✧∘* ✧・゚ Chirp! ・゚✧∘*✧

c-c-caw

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Ratio: 2.00

caw

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B33 < caw

c-c-cookies and c-c-cream poptarts for breakfast.

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𐂂 <( Yummm... )

i am neutral when people are nice to me

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i'm watc-c-ching you. what are you doing

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↩ @megaloMemes[MM]

are they alive or is this a burying the remains in the bac-c-ckyard situation

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llAAtyng dowwn

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c< OH, NeitHer, tHis is a piliNg tHeM up 4 a bONfire party situatiON >c

↩ @megaloMemes[MM]

at least its a party i guess.

↩ @megaloMemes[MM]

But where did you get them?

c< OH, tHeyre all dead Mes! tiMe sHeNaNigaNs, basically >c

↩ @megaloMemes[MM]

You okay? Is spacetime doing alright, or are a good few timelines collapsing?

c< OH, yeaH, tHey s2pped sHOwiNg up ONce i gOd tiered, sO, NO MOre tiMeliNes iN peril >c

↩ @megaloMemes[MM]

her own time doubles by the way, i think

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c< cOrrect, yeaH >c

the crowbros are pettable. they like it. i don’t see the appeal myself but if someone wants to give head sc-c-critc-c-ches they’re c-c-chill.

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