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I wasn't expecting to have an entire cup of fruit punch poured on me by some random troll at the beach party... #vagueposting
One time i was heading intO my hive when dawn brOke except i saw On the grOund in frOnt Of me had been a butterfly. it’s wings were shriveled and warped yet its wings had already dried meaning it wasn’t able tO fly. i put it in a bush sO that light wOuldn’t burn it. i didnt ever see it again. i think abOut that mOment sOmetimes. a mOment in time where i saw sOmething with such little time left and was never gOing tO be able tO succeed in the life it was bOrn tO live. i hOpe wherever it went, even if it is gOne, that it gOt tO see the mOOns fOr One last time
apparently knOcking is cOnsidered rude nOw.
oh dont worry i did a long time ago but i remembered it again and im mad about it
Really want söme cöffee... Öur machine bröke :(
🛋️ i think? she bought a FUNFETTIing king sized slip n slide
my lusus got some more BALONEY on trollmu fml
update on my teleportation situation i figured out i was in a pocket dimension so i folded it in on itself until a hole ripped for me to leave through what kinda irresponsible jerk makes a pocket dimension with no exit?? :I
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READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ i fucked up. i fucked up somehow i fucked up. ]
a tinny bug just fllew in thröugh my winddös and i tried getting it but endned up just slapping my hand against a wall instead öf actuallu Getting the stupdi fucking bug and nöw my hands hurts this sis rude and mean tö me specifically
THIS NEW TREND OF EVERYONE BEING A FUCKING ASKBLOG IS GETTING REAL FUCKING OLD. HERE I AM, DESPERATELY TRYING TO SIFT THROUGH THE HOME TIMELINE, HOPING TO SEE ANYTHING. AN INSPIRING POST. MAYBE A PIECE OF ART! A SELFIE, PERHAPS? OOPS, SORRY KARKAT! ITS A THOUSAND IRRELEVANT FUCKS WHO THINK THEY'RE WORTHY OF THE VAUNTED ASKBLOG CLOGGING THE TIMELINE BY POSTING LIKE TWELVE OF THESE AT ONCE! I AM LEFT ADRIFT TO FLOAT IN THE OCEAN OF BANDWAGON JUMPERS. I EXTEND AN ARM OUT TOWARDS THE LIGHT ABOVE, HOPING THAT SOMEONE WILL TAKE IT AND PULL ME OUT OF THE MIRE NO SUCH LUCK, IT IS MY DESTINY TO DROWN AND NEVER SEE AN ORIGINAL POST EVER AFUCKINGGAIN.
I see ebearyone speaking of some “masquerade party.” I would have been *exultant* to attend, however I found myself wrapped up in far too many respawnsibilities. Naturally, one could only hope to find me in my study, as I spend most of my nights these cycles. Of course, no need to worry about me. I was perfectly content to spend my evening on more fruitful *erudite* pursuits rather than frivolous and juvenile *divertissements.* Fortunately for me, nobody bothered to distract me to inform me of such an event anyhow, so I never risked dulling my focus.
half a grin, the bananabeast is the hole and the golfer gets a home run and smashes that motherFUNHOUSEers head in w a club. or idk wtf golfers get. a strike?
No time fur dat Wilson Wilson...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
I got $5...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Not enough fur strippers...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ