♦ pitied by @averageAverage

Really want söme cöffee... Öur machine bröke :(
🛋️ i think? she bought a FUNFETTIing king sized slip n slide
my lusus got some more BALONEY on trollmu fml

update on my teleportation situation i figured out i was in a pocket dimension so i folded it in on itself until a hole ripped for me to leave through what kinda irresponsible jerk makes a pocket dimension with no exit?? :I
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a tinny bug just fllew in thröugh my winddös and i tried getting it but endned up just slapping my hand against a wall instead öf actuallu Getting the stupdi fucking bug and nöw my hands hurts this sis rude and mean tö me specifically
THIS NEW TREND OF EVERYONE BEING A FUCKING ASKBLOG IS GETTING REAL FUCKING OLD. HERE I AM, DESPERATELY TRYING TO SIFT THROUGH THE HOME TIMELINE, HOPING TO SEE ANYTHING. AN INSPIRING POST. MAYBE A PIECE OF ART! A SELFIE, PERHAPS? OOPS, SORRY KARKAT! ITS A THOUSAND IRRELEVANT FUCKS WHO THINK THEY'RE WORTHY OF THE VAUNTED ASKBLOG CLOGGING THE TIMELINE BY POSTING LIKE TWELVE OF THESE AT ONCE! I AM LEFT ADRIFT TO FLOAT IN THE OCEAN OF BANDWAGON JUMPERS. I EXTEND AN ARM OUT TOWARDS THE LIGHT ABOVE, HOPING THAT SOMEONE WILL TAKE IT AND PULL ME OUT OF THE MIRE NO SUCH LUCK, IT IS MY DESTINY TO DROWN AND NEVER SEE AN ORIGINAL POST EVER AFUCKINGGAIN.
I see ebearyone speaking of some “masquerade party.” I would have been *exultant* to attend, however I found myself wrapped up in far too many respawnsibilities. Naturally, one could only hope to find me in my study, as I spend most of my nights these cycles. Of course, no need to worry about me. I was perfectly content to spend my evening on more fruitful *erudite* pursuits rather than frivolous and juvenile *divertissements.* Fortunately for me, nobody bothered to distract me to inform me of such an event anyhow, so I never risked dulling my focus.
half a grin, the bananabeast is the hole and the golfer gets a home run and smashes that motherFUNHOUSEers head in w a club. or idk wtf golfers get. a strike?
I got $5...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Not enough fur strippers...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ




