I hope you all see me as not only your awesome author, but a really cool and sicknasty awesome friend.

I don't see neither as an option.

who.

B// < you dont write me dawg

my reality is nice and clear of that business.
B33 < never will mew be my narrator or my friend. buuuurrrn i say, buurn!!!!!

thanks for that non euclidean plot convenience corridor

i see yoU as some faraway aUthor, who happens to be giving my friend nightmares! and, if i'm reading this correctly... trying to *change the rUles* of conditional immortality??? in my bloody timeline???? yoU and i know damn well that's not how it works - any sUicide that woUld be jUst woUld be paradoxically heroic, and i am frankly offended that yoU're trying that sheer poppycock. #selfharm

yoU won't take him.