just "taffy" is fine
@beatmatchMatador
they/them half human, half troll, all freak sometimes the shitty bootleg freddy fazbear figure i ate when i was 4 talks to me and tells me to hurt people and do spin attacks
HAPPY 7 GRAND DAD DAY
yes i'mmmm a growwwwn troll. yes i get startled wwwwhen one of mmmmy mmmminecraft tools break. wwwwe exist
c< ....yOu aNd Me bOtH >c
pspsps-in to attract the cattrolls on my feed and offerin those treat tubes,,, whatever they're called i don't rmember rn
RUNS UP TO YOU VERY QUICKLY.
went to get a rootbeer,,, came back to my desk,,, realized i already had an unfinished rootbeer
why is everyone on the feed stealin food does somebody need to open up a soup kitchen
"taffy nooo, you shouldn't drink when you're already sick, it'll make you recover slower!!" ohhhh okay,,, so you hate my guts and want me to explode and die 5ever,,, okayyy ok ok
everybody loves me for my fun-lovin personality and deeply troublin habits
and for your tasty snacks
eatin cheese and crackers for lunch straight #mousemaxxin
not for long
look away for a second
trust
you look 8ack there are no cheese or crackers left and you see me running away with my mouth full
i have the most awful migraine today and the ibuprofen isn't workin,,,
FUCK WAIT I HAVEN'T EATEN AND IT'S NOON i'm such a jackass
chapter 5 spoiler berdly fuckin DIES #truedeltarunefact #notclickbait
,,,this is a joke, please don't have me executed via firin squad, trollbama 😭😭😭
You're on thin ice. But I'll allow it.
stummy hurt it's so over
₍^. .^₎⟆ Eats your tummy pa!n꠹
₍^. .^₎⟆ :3c꠹
you would think after how long it's been happenin i would recognize the signs when it's happenin again but nooooo,,, i forget every time and just dive head first into the downward spiral }B[ #vaguepostin
quick question,,, is it weird and stupid to be embarrassed that alternate versions of my parents, like,,, might, will, and already have seen my posts like i know they're technically different people, and i know it is NEVER that serious, but it still makes me want to crawl into a hole and disappear, ill keep it real with you #vaguepostin #totallynotsayinthisbecauseofanythininparticular #geulp
sO HOW DID TH1S WORK, aNYWAYS?
well you see, when a troll and a human love each other very much,,, ectobiological experimentation
nEAT! wAIT,,, oH, nOW IT ALL MAKES SENSE, hOW tAVVY HAPPENS,,, wELL, iT'S STILL NEAT TO SEE YOU, bACK AROUND, nOT THAT WE REALLY SPOKE, lAST TIME YOU WERE, fORWARDS, aROUND,
realizin i havent actually posted, like,,, in a WHILE god damn did anybody miss me, be honest
h1 tAFFY,
Trollbama back in office, NEVER kill yourself
True!
* hoooly shit i come back to these news??? fuck yes!!! * tf happened with meenah tho whut
* same * a lil confusing is all * but so happy to have trollbama back * what a charming guy. love him
german people on chittr be like "oh mein gott, zis feed ist vull of bulge und nooken" #nsfw
cant go to the beach because im at this formal thin as a favor for a cousin fuckin tight ass stuffy ass suit is drivin me nuts,,, }B(
yeah, i got that dog in me,,, but like, one of those tiny little ones that constantly tremble for no reason