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=>Hellø!! I'M just here tø take a peek at søcial Media I'M nøt very ønline I guess Business Man øn My free time...>>

Blood: CobaltAge: Kult Score: 548Kull Score: 106813 followers17 following

=>>this is My first tiMe getting a call frøM søMeøne saying they want tø speak tø My Manager!! kinda nervøus...>>>

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=>>uhM piercing thing went øver pretty well! wink #suggestive>>>

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=>>Ritchy is in My dMs BEGGING før Me tø eat hiM øut later tøday but I have tø gø tø the trøll Mariø Møvie preMiere later #decisiønsdecisiøns #nsfw>>>

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unquestionably see the troll mario movie dude

=>>I løve My bøyfriend thøugh I wøuldn't wanna leave hiM with the itch but Mariø...>>>

=>>Cøffee Maker is busted! I wønder if there's søMeøne whø purpøsely keeps breaking it whø are yøu>>>

=>>ritchys drunk løl>>>

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unsurprising, let me know if you want a tonic that can help sober him up.

=>>will dø!>>>

=>>øk i think i need the tønic nøw>>>

sending it your way. i have tried my best for these to be pleasant, but the taste may still be a bit potent. he only needs about a quarter, so you have more if he gets into any especially sopored states in the future.

=>>søMetiMes when Ritchy falls asleep in his øffice i like tø see høw Many biscuits i can stack øn his head beføre they cøllapse :)>>>

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=>>Why is Ritchy asking Me stuff abøut cøøkie clicker whø did this tø My bøy>>>

=>>recently føund øut Ritchy likes tø be scratched under the chin like a purrbeast #cute>>>

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=>>https://file.garden/ZXTQg2HNBXlcqhN2/ezgif-3bb57a67e00886ee.gif>>>

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get his ass get his ass get his ass

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=>>gøt it yesterday actually #suggestive>>>

=>>Yøu knøw høw purrbeasts will get in yøur underwear when yøu're sitting in the tøilet and refuse tø gø away as Much as yøu shake theM? Yeah that Ritchy with Me>>>

=>>Ughhh I'M sø hungry why dø I always get hungry after #it it's sø annøying! #suggestive>>>

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=>>is there like an scientific explanatiøn før this?>>>

=>>iM hungry>>>

=>>Whenever Ritchy wants søMething frøM Me he sighs really hard and løøks away cøntinøusly and i think he thinks i døn't nøtice>>>

=>>nøøø døn't shave nøøøø #vaguepøsting>>>

=>>HM when i first started dating Ritchy way back i thøught since he was rich id have a Matesprit tø spøil Me! The ønly thing spøiled here is the Milk in his fridge iM the øne always øn a scavenge hunt tø get hiM what he wants>>>

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=>>Kinda nøt øne cøøkie but the whøle bunch then he gøes tø swiM afterwards and then lays naked øn the beach tø keep his skin shiny>>>

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#Hey #ThisGuySoundsInsane #NoOffense

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=>>eh i accept hiM just as he is i like laying with hiM øn the beach tøø>>>

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[HEY]

#WellSoLongAsYouDontMind #TheCookieThingIsInsaneThough

#HeyCookieBoy

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[LI$TEN IM A $EADWELLER I NEED A LOT OF NOURI$HMENT TO KEEP ME ON MY FEET!!!!!!!!! IGNORANT A$$HOLE]

#CrumblIsKindOfBadThough

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[WHERE EL$E #AN I GET THAT MANY #ALORIE$ IN A DAY]

#FatsOilsNutsSeedsDairyCarbsEtc #ThingsThatAreFoundInOther #NonCookieProducts #AlsoEatingMultipleSmallerMealsThroughoutTheDay #WillAllowYouToConsumeMore #ItsFineIfYouLikeCookiesOfCourse #ButCrumblSucks

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=>>økay ill update when hes up again i knøw nøt Many peøple care but id like tø be the first tø nøtify if hes dead ør nøt beføre pøp crave døes it>>>

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=>>øh nø neverMind hes back døwn again>>>

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=>>instantly grabbed his palMhusk #økay>>>

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=>>iM nøt sure! RøMance stuff caMe up just nøw i guess hes shøcked>>>

=>>øk hes back up nøw false alarM>>>

=>>Ritchy just fainted shøuld i be wørried>>>

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I think he's just caught an incredible case of gay

=>>i think thats like chrønic>>>

=>>#huMiliatingyøurbøyfriendfriday [A picture øf Ritchy crying in a bathtub...yikes]>>>