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@benignantAppertain

=>Hellø!! I'M just here tø take a peek at søcial Media I'M nøt very ønline I guess Business Man øn My free time...>>

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|| hursus came to me in a vision

=>>:D https://files.catbøx.Møe/fabsrg.png>>>

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=>>ihusk 17, here i cøMe! ( @crøesusKingpin ) https://files.catbøx.Møe/ghlei9.png>>>

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[DELETE THI$]

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•ᴥ- it's called a hustle. -ᴥ•

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=>>a side hustle!>>>

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[DELETE THI$ RIGHT NOW]

[DELETE THI$ PO$THA$TE]

× Get That Bag!!! ×

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???

=>>...døes anybødy knøw what the føx says?>>>

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/======================================\ || A mystery as old as time. || || || || Some things were not meant to be || || known. || || || || Secrets like these have a bad habit|| || of pushing back. || \======================================/

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@nightKnight[NK]

=>>økay thank yøu før the help!>>>

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ring ding ding ding ding ding ding!!

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Wa Pow Pow Pow

[NOW THI$ I$ THE KIND OF $PIRIT IM LOOKING FOR IN MY EMPLOYEE$! WOULD YOU PERHAB$ BE INTERE$TED IN WORKING FOR #ORPORATE?]

n0pe!! s0rry ive g0+ l0yal+ies 2 his h0n0rable +yranny UvU

=>>sigh say hi tø My bøss everyøne @crøesusKingpin>>>

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[IM #ALLING THE DRONE$ ON YOUR A$$]

[A$ WE $HOULD MR. AIARAY A$ WE $HOULD I$ GOOD TO KNOW PEOPLE ON THI$ $ITE ARE KEEPING UP THE GOOD #ORPORATE $PIRIT THAT WE NEED IN THE INVE$TOR$ AND HARD WORKER$ WORLD]

↘️this is one of the best nights of my life.↘️

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[HELLO TROLL BELOW ME]

i’m calling ur lusus

[MY LU$U$ I$ A TROLL $IZE $EA MON$TER WITH #LAW$ FOR PAW$ HOW #OULD HE EVER PI#K UP THE DAMN PHONE]

i have him on speed dial

[I DON'T #ARE WHAT YOU HAVE HIM OM I'M LITERALLY WAT#HING HIM $WIM AROUND RIGHT NOW]

calling him just you wait that was the final straw

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[AH! HE THING$ UNEMPLOYMENT MAKE$ YOU DO!]

=>>reMeMbering the øne night stand thing i had with this jadebløød guy whø wøre red glasses and had a jade streak in his hair...wønder what happened tø hiM! He used a cane...if anyøne recøgnizes this descriptiøn can yøu please get Me in cøntact with hiM again?>>>

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=>>apparently My bøss has been spying øn My cubicle and knøws i have chittr he is nøw threatening tø Make a chittr accøunt før hiMself can søMeøne whøs especialized in Marketing give hiM a call (yøu have tø call hiM graciøus lørd if yøu want hiM tø nøt hang up iMMediately) and tell hiM that this is an awful idea?>>>

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× I WVork In The Legal Department For Alterina? WVhat?? WVhy Howv- Im Baffled. I Got The Milk Though. I Probably Need To Dm You To Ask About The Address.. That's Rough Buddy ×

=>>sure yøu can dM Me før the address ill try tø talk tø hiM intø letting yøu in>>>

=>>curiøus day at the wørk place tøday...øur bøss caMe in øn tøp øf a hørse and yelled that øur støck sales are gøing UP which is gøød I guess but he didn't have tø take everyøne's chøcø Milk and take it all tø his øffice! IM thirsty nøw>>>

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× Poor Thing... Half WVonder If WVe're Close Enough For Ke To Buy You One ×

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=>>id appreciate that! I'd have tø gø øutside My bøss døesn't like nøn cørpørate inside the building>>>

× I See I See! I'll See WVhat I Can Do ×

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=>>just learned abøut this Musician called björk she's gøød!>>>

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=>>is it nørMal før yøur bøss tø send yøu pictures øf hiM pøsing in a big pile øf Møney saying "RELISH IN THE SIGHT ØF THE TRUE, ØNLY, HANDSØME AND PRIME BUSINESSMAN THAT YØU'LL NEVER GET TØ BE YØU LØWLEY BETA" ????? I feel bad bløcking hiM>>>

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× Noooo, By The WVayy.. Is He Flirting WVith You Pitch Style Or..? ×

=>>i Mean idk he døes this with everyøne he sends pictures øf hiMself pøsing besides gøld pøttery in the HR grøup>>>

=>>but like i guess he is idk if he dMs everyøne this I'll have tø ask>>>

× Can't Tell WVhat It Based On This.. Uh. Good Luck ×

=>>apparently he døes but the text he sends its custøMized tø each eMpløyee>>>

× Ahhhh So Hes Odd.. And That Is Not Normal ×

=>>My bøss is pretty ødd yøu cøuld say that yeah I wøn't get intø the intricacies øf øur dMs but it's a funny back and førth atleast! Høw aM I suppøsed tø Make the Møney charts in canva thø>>>

=>>talking tø a client right nøw whø just wøn't budge with the 50 piece bøx før 20% øff!!! it's literally the best deal ever and shes passing it up like that I Might as well just keep the set tø Myself, but I can't dø that unless it's clearance day. What shøuld i dø abøut this!! #help #businessManløvingbusinessMan #huh!!>>>

=>>did trøll jøhn Mayer die at eridanweek? #eridanweek>>>

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Who can say? ;)

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=>>why are yøu winking at Me>>>

There's someth;ng ;n my eye.

=>>i høpe it cøMes øut søøn? What dø yøu tell trølls whø have søMething stuck in their eye!>>>

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Uh. ║ don't know. ║ guess ║'ve never really thought about ;t? ║ always assumed you're not supposed to ment;on ;t.

=>>øh sørry then i wøn't Mentiøn the thing stuck in yøur eye>>>

Thanks.

=>>spending tiMe with the lusus 030 https://file.garden/ZXTQg2HNBXlcqhN2/425%20sin%20t%C3%ADtulø_20260331172146.png #lusus>>>

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=>>what is eridanweek abøut why are there sø Many peøple there I'M just sø øut øf the løøp #eridanweek>>>

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big fEstivAl pretty much

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=>>whø hated My chit! rude>>>

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=>>why are peøple hating this chit! yøu're all sø rude>>>

=>>helløø wørld! here I cøme please be kind>>>

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