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Wow my screen reader tried to read a recent post and it just put out penis music in place of what the actual post was about. Fantastic. #nsfw ?? #youknowthatclownsoundeffectmusic
⚓︎ lmfao rip
⚓︎ lol c༄te
Nekkid Ritchy... But N-O-O-T beached? Keep it t-o-o- y-o-o-urself....
Me when I'm a drunk seadweller (specifically Ritchy) and I wash up -o-o-n the sh-o-o-re -o-o-f the nearest beach. https://cdn.imgchest.c-o-o-m/files/4a117a97fe4f.png
(◕ ᴥ ◕) gyuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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YEAH SEE THAT ALSO WORKS !! !! except the lem8as 8read is pro8a8ly 8etter I 8et it tastes so fucking good...
when are they gonna invent those little pills from that one o8scure wriggler tv show from the 2000s in which there are a 8unch of aliens and they're all in line at a cafeteria and they are given pills that equate to an entire serving of food like one was pink and it had an image of a steak on it and it was the same as eating a steak can we get on that
[IT$ FINALLY HERE THE MOMENT WE (ME) WERE ALL WAITING FOR! RIT#HY KELDAM HA$ OFFI#IALLY HIT A 1OO FOLLOWER$, AND I KNOW IT MAY NOT $OUND LIKE MU#H BUT IMAGINE A 100 #HITTR U$ER$ ALL #RAMMED IN A TINY ROOM! I THANK EVERYONE $O MU#H, #HITTR HA$ BEEN A #RAZY AND WONDERFUL EXPERIEN#E AND I HAVE LEARNED A LOT THE$E PA$T FEW 3 MONTH$-I$H! HOPEFULLY ILL KEEP ENTERTAINING YOU $I#K FU#K$ LIKE A #OURT JE$TER IN THE FUTURE #$UGGE$TIVE HTTP$://FILE.GARDEN/ZXTQG2HNBXL#QHN2/TOOMANY.PNG HTTP$://FILE.GARDEN/ZXTQG2HNBXL#QHN2/NOBORDER.PNG]
.bitch nook for dawn meaL #nsfW
seadwe'\'\ers are so cute!!! especia'\'\'/ m'/ matesprit :]]]
Yes!
["WHAT DO YOU EVEN $EE IN GATZBY" I DON'T KNOW WHO A$KED THI$ BUT LIKE LOOK HE$ A#TUALLY KIND OF A GOOD PARTNER HE$ REALLY $WEET AND #ARING WHEN I NEED IT AND HE$ GOOD AT LI$TENING $POIL$ ME TOO..I DON'T KNOW I JU$T LIKE THAT HE LIKE$ ME FOR WHO I AM AND DOE$N'T REALLY #ARE ABOUT MY "#RAZY BAGGAGE" I LIKE A MAN WHO #AN PUT ↑ WITH #ON$TANT BULL$HIT. HE$ GOOD LOOKING AND FUNNY AND I LIKE THE WAY HE TREAT$ ME I MEAN I DON'T KNOW JU$T I DON'T KNOW HTTP$://FORM$.GLE/5$QDPV7F8R7NH2#H6]
[EVERYONE HERE I$ A PA$$ EX#EPT MY TWO BOYFRIEND$ #FAITHFUL]
Anyone else wake up w their moirail's foot in their ribs? Just me? Girl, what demons are you fighting? 😭
HHHOLY MOLY
was there ever a dou8t
(aught a big one!
i'M 8EING FED TONIGHTTT
CHITTR THEORETICALLY CORRODES THE SOUL LIKE HOW MAHJONG DOES.
biiiiig sandwich.
toast with
₍^. .^₎⟆ 🫡 you’re Ssecret !s safe w!th me꠹
₍^. .^₎⟆ And before anyone assks, ! do !n fact eat ass and nook crazy Sstyle ꠹
hiii you seem hot and im jealous of u two's relationship but like. in a good way! cuz its all so awesome. its like... inspiiring...! wishin you two more great times together in da future <3
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Don’t say crazy fake shit like that.
༊࿐ ✤ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ Conggratulations on your anniversary! ༊࿐ ✤ ⊹ ࣪ ˖
[MY NAME I$ RIT#HY KELDAM AND THI$ I$ HUR$U$, MY BOYFRIEND @BENIGNANTAPPERTAIN HUR$U$ HA$ A HUMONGOU$LY THI#K BULGE AND THAT$ MY WHY #N$FW]
Sounding out #fatfuckfriday for all the fat not-lads and not-dames on the site but it comes off not too dissimilar like how one might insult a particular obese raccoon.
#notgatekeeping #dontquestioncorporate
Yeah I d⚣n't think hashbr⚣wns are g⚣⚣d c⚣ld s⚣ y⚣u have t⚣ take them h⚣t -3-
I Cannot Take You Seriously, You Look Like Such A " Cutiepie ".
⚓︎ he looks peacef༄l no༄, b༄t literally only fo༄r min༄tes ago he ༄as thrashin an rollin aro༄nd im keepin this as e༄idence, so he can ne༄er call me a bad kismesis
sorry I haven't posted in a while I was in the woods.
[@BENIGNANTAPPERTAIN 👀]
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[WE #AN BE $TU#K IN BED...TOGETHER <3 @BENIGNANTAPPERTAIN HTTP$://FILE$.#ATBOX.MOE/0FGDDG.GIF]
I should just st★rt upsc★ling myself. Tbh ★t this point I think th★t if I think I c★n do something I just c★n
a lot of trwolls arwe bemoaning theirw lack of a lusus but it sucks to suck forw them because i can t rwelate clambitch is always therwe forw me just somewherwe they arwe therwe i just don t rweally know wherwe because they keep burwying themselves everwywherwe and then i have to dig arwound forw them and that takes fucking forweverw but they arwe therwe just in the vague prwoximity so sucks to suck forw everwyone else lususless
it's a wonderful day to be bisexual. HAPPY PRIDE!
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[AH HA I DO IN FA#T HAVE ALLAT]
-=[ahhhhhh so gay_☺]=-
8aking flour....
[HAPPY #FATBOYFRIDAY $WEETHEART LOVE OF MY LIFE THE ANGEL IN MY DREAM$ THE LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL KING OF MY HEART MAN OF MY DEEPE$T DE$IRE$ MY $OULMATE MY EVERYTHING MY $WEET PRIN#E MY BEAUTIFUL BOYFRIEND]
‡ I AM NOT IMMUNE. TO A BIG BEAUTIFUL FAT MAN. ‡
₍^. .^₎⟆ !s the un!versSal purrvert language armp!ts? #nsfw?꠹
"= coffee.... #rechitt ="
Little Ducky Isopod For The Pure Of Bloodpusher. @cryhoundcolortura https://i.ibb.co/dpyvrjpy/illustration9.png
ever7one is more attra(tive than the7 think the7 are. universal law
(( Not hitting the raw text button in dms feels like a humiliation ritual I need euthanized for
I'm $o $orry For Your 7o$$
* moousse.... lemme have some!! :3 * if you have any left over, of course
#ThatsSoNice #:] #Aw #YeahMyOffice #IsNotLikeThat #LOLOLOLOL
#Ahh #IDontTalkToAnyoneInTheOffice #ImAnOutcast #LOLOLOL #SoIWouldntBeMissingMuch
#ItsNiceToHaveA #Place #ToGoWork #SoIActuallyGuaranteeThatIGetMyAssOutside #AndHaveLikeARegularWalk #HOWEVER #IWishICouldWorkFromHive #SoICanPlayMusicLoudlyAndBadlySingAlongAndStuff #WantingThisRightNow
seems like somepuppy is just 8ig mad
* ooohh wonderful breakfast... try to enjoy yourself regardless of how hurried you may be!! and definitely don't choke on it as you swallow heheh
sex 2, the sequel to sex, is CANCELLED. #nsfw #meenradiabeach
All Of Your Beloved Historical Role Models " Got Down " " Crazy Style ".
H@h@ Th@nk$. It$ H@rd Out Here When You're @ $oci@77y @wkw@rd Extrovert H@h@h@
I $hou7d M@ke @n Effort To M@ke More Friend$, I Fee7. I Need More Excu$e$ To Get Out Of The Hive Be$ide$ 7@rk$, Te7, Min@ @nd Je$$
@trickyTransmission I'm a lot rustier with animals but I hope that this is sufficiently cute and weasel-like. https://64.media.tumblr.com/d99c14b8e6e90babf85de71c70873450/2086d409ab0121f1-ac/s1280x1920/46af3a6533f3c4dcc9a2ffd0b5402364383c4015.png
(◕ ᴥ ◕) maybe some time gumight help... reassurance and being guthere for him is as much as gyuu can do it seems... and gyuu are already doing it!
omg yum 8888)
The Pretty Ones Are Never Very Bright. #sympathetic
>> why are we ca11¡ng h¡m th¡ડ
₍^. .^₎⟆ CaressSs them and tell h!m how purretty they are꠹
holy shit look at that fucking thing FUCK yeah
#tootrue
#LOL #Yessir #o7
#HAHA #Sorryyyy #IfItsAnyConsolation #UpUntilRecently #IOnlyReallyCookedForMyself
Here's A Thought, Instead Of The " Torture Nexus " The Universe Should Put My Friends Through The " Comfort Nexus ". Maybe Even The " Well Rested Machine ".
⚓︎ "Is there any partic〰lar food yo〰 like?" @benignantAppertain big seafood fan ob〰, i like branzino a lot, almost dont care ho〰〰 its prepared, its j〰st good
unf tthat'ss tthe goal baby, tthat'ss tthe goal... I hope he acchievess hiss dream <3
Listening and learning. Well, not really learning or retaining anything, but I AM listening.
shoutouts to unneededly long runon sentences with little to no punctuation my life is beautiful with sentence structure that has no pauses or breaks in it and also its very good for freeform thought to just hammer out the words on the keyboard you just press every single key and eventually a uncoherent thought is popped out and you also ignore all the red squiggly lines that show up telling you you spelled something incorrectly because you literally do not give a fuuuuuck
(◕ ᴥ ◕) GUSIGH... i GYUESS thats okay too...
Interesting.
1 would do 5o 1f 1 had l1ce. L1ce 15 ev1l.
⚓︎ oh 〰〰o〰〰 lol gi〰e me tips sometime
⚓︎ little scared 〰〰hat "party tricks" implies
⚓︎ bt〰〰 @croes〰sKinpin admitted to me j〰st no〰〰 that hes got crabs sooo jot that do〰〰n i g〰ess lol
The On7y Thing C@tchy @bout Thi$ T@g I$ Hi$ 7ice $orry @bout Hi$ 7ice Tho
✧˗ˏˋMY DRIVER IS 𝐏EDAL TO THE MEDAL, MOLLEI, WE'RE CLI𝐏𝐏ING CORNERS AND 𝐏EDESTRIANS LIKE ITS A HEX-BOX GAME✦ @squeakyClean LOCK AND LOAD THE SEDATE-ULATOR WE GOTTA CALM THIS HANDSOME BEAST✦ˎˊ˗✦
✧˗ˏˋTELL UR BUTT-BUDDY I'M ON THE WAY EX𝐏ECT MY ARRIVAL, WE'RE GOING NUCLEAR ON THESE FUCKING 𝐏ARASITES✦ˎˊ˗✦
((i got lice for the very first time in my life 5 years ago and i'm still not 100% sure who i got it from 😭 godspeed, you can get through this
wyll, if so, just a day or so spent in an fully aquatyc state should be enough to set thyngs back to normal! good luck!
⚓︎ yeah yeah. thats c〰te i g〰ess
⚓︎ gross
I be hitting uncensor on shit I know is gonna have a dick as thick as my thigh and a nipple the size of my head on the other end. Then I'm surprised for some reason.
((yay lore!! but also oh god that is the saddest thing I've ever heard, I can't even imagine Ritchy without hursus they are so cutesy together 😭))
((love this for them))
No, This Is Cool. If Someone Ever Makes Fun Of You For It, Tell Me And I Will Maul Them.
Well! You're not obligated to! But if you want to ꫂ❁ost more, I think it's nice to share about the things that seem mundane ^^ What's commonꫂ❁lace for you isn't commonꫂ❁lace for everyone! And it lets you steꫂ❁ away from your own status quo to aꫂ❁ꫂ❁reciate the little things you take for granted every night :) I've ꫂ❁osted a lot about my walks and hivemate and whatever's on my mind. It's nice to be ꫂ❁aying more attention to my world. ❣︎
gAys r Argung #dAshwAsh|ng
cujte as fuck..... 8J #substance
It's So Over.
#LOL #GoodLuckHursus
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚘:@benignantAppertain You had taken him all the way here after a lot of hours hanging out and taking him everywhere he's always wanted to go to. It was an exceptionally beautiful night, just like him. You were really nervous about doing this, your mind was filled with doubts, what if he doesn't like me back? I'll look like a fool if so.. Hidden between the forest and the tropical bay, you guided him to a reserved and private beach where you had everything already set up. Your friends helped you come up with the idea, a nice towel with candles and a bouquet laid down, it was the perfect spot, right in front of the moonlight and the waves, the sound they made was relaxing so it calmed your nerves down at least. "Ohh, pretty." You remember Ritchy saying that while he looked around, his pupils light up in a way that made you sure he was thinking you both were going for a swim. It's kinda sad to let him down like that. "Right? My friends and I come here every now and again, I thought I'd show you around. Come on!" You took his arm and dragged him to the towel, sitting down and patting the spot next to you, Ritchy followed suit, sitting down and smiling sweetly. Oh that smile, that smile that made you weak, he truly was the man of your dreams. "What's up with the flowers?" "Oh! Right. They're for you!" You picked them up and lightly pushed them against his chest, he chuckled. "For me? Really? Oh, well, thank you. They're very nice." Ritchy set them aside beside him, tilting his head to the side. You had built up a lot of courage to do this, before this, the thought of confessing even made you nauseous, but there's no turning back now. "Thank you...uhm, Ritchy?" "Yeah?" "There's, uh, something I wanted to talk to you about." "Sure, what's up?" Ritchy went to grab one of the displayed chocolates besides the candles. You noticed his leg was shaking, he was nervous too.. "I just– you know I figured I...couldn't hold it in any longer. Ritchy I really like you, like- like like you..I'm in love with you is what I mean." It was his wriggling day today, you both went to eat some cake and get some coffee in the morning, Sukiri was with you both for most of the trip. "And I want to be with you and go on lot's of dates with you! It's okay if you don't like me back, I'll understand. I just needed to get it out of my chest." When you lifted your head up to look at him shamefully, a chocolate was practically hanging from his tongue. He swallowed it really quickly but chocked and coughed a lot afterwards, you had to help him down it down. "OH MY COD! HURSUS!" His eyes were watery, you remember that very well. "I- I, I, I...YEAH! YEAH I LIKE YOU TOO!" Suddenly, you remember how big your smile got that moment, it even hurt your face. Oh, your eyes are watering too...Ritchy immediately tackled you into a hug, pressing himself up agaisnt you and you thought you'd lose your mind. "So, so very much. Oh! I was too anxious to- to say anything! Are you for real?!" you nodded happily. You remember grabbing his waist while he leaned in to kiss you, for 30 seconds you were the happiest man alive. Ritchy spend a second pulled apart to look at your face and went in again, pushing you down on the towel but eventually you both rolled in on the sand and got undressed. It was a fun night. Very passionate, apologies that this one is so exposed. #nsfw 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚗
if s/)me/)ne is get at least 5 likes /)n which (which i w/)n’t because it’s /)bvi/)us engagement bait) i will f/)ll/)w back ritchy keldam, please d/) n/)t fall f/)r /)bvi/)us engagement bait every/)ne i d/)n’t want t/) f/)ll/)w back ritchy keldam
⬭ rechitting for the fat pervy and kinda nerdy part. the rest of this does not apply to me. ⬭
somwonw gwt this purplw fish off my fyp its not wvwn funny omg
[HEEEEEEEEY]
8San
#dogposting https://file.garden/afQbveoCqSZXG90c/image_2026-05-08_101141598.png this is @dionysianOrpheus as a dog
I really do think! It's fun to have a crush ^^ Even if it doesn't last forever or doesn't go anywhere!!! I like to feel love! ❣︎
get his ass get his ass get his ass
#Lmaooo #ItsOkay #WereAllALittleWeird #HateTheCrumblThingStillThough
then i wish you luck as well. either way. luck works both ways
◌ As if I needed more convincing to put my palmhusk away. Have fun with your postings, all. I leave you with this, for those who may feel insecure: "It's not the size of the dreamer, it's the size of the dream." #nsfw to be safe. ⧂
Patch Note: Removed The Other E For Clarity Its Matsprit Now
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✿ ppl be tryin to dull my sparkle… it won’t work.. i shine bright
📧 -> Is This Kind Of Behavior And Etiquette Normal At Keldam Corp? Best, Kelric Stravi
•ᴥ- it's called a hustle. -ᴥ•
/======================================\ || A mystery as old as time. || || || || Some things were not meant to be || || known. || || || || Secrets like these have a bad habit|| || of pushing back. || \======================================/
#LIVESTREAMING at #ERIDANWEEK daleee
[EMPLOYEE EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH I #AN ALREADY $EE YOUR $QUI$HY LITTLE FA#E PO$TED UP ON THE WALL WITH THO$E BIG GOLD LETTER$ NOW WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT #OMPLAINING ONLINE! ILL HAVE TO WRITE YOU ANOTHER #ONTRA#T IN$TEAD OF A #HE#K!]
((my bad fozzer i didnt know your game HOLY SHIT
// boobie. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1010432163897946132/1489314059407986790/image.png?ex=69cff74d&is=69cea5cd&hm=0693f65dee736de1b9ad8f4bb1757aa4690276c5b3336eb8d9b99aa5ed65faa3&
I will. Have to try that. Thank you.
× WVhat? Don't Care. Expected It-! Just Happy To Givve You Something ×
× Maybe I Should Havve Taken A Photo WVith That Cobalt Fella. He WVas Nice. VVery Cute. I Don't Knowv WVhy I WVasn't Allowved To Make Eye Contact WVith His Boss.. It WVas Nice To Meet Ya Though! Be Safe @benignantappertain ×
// the MASSIVE popularity of chittr and the growing userbase of mxrp has finally reached the operational capacity of my server! which means, I need to rent a secondary one and split things up so both services have a smoother experience im aware of the issues on mxrp. this is due to ram starvation. im in the process of, right now, setting up that second server to put chittr on. please standby. #siteupdates
× I See I See! I'll See WVhat I Can Do ×
× Poor Thing... Half WVonder If WVe're Close Enough For Ke To Buy You One ×
i wish maybe then she’d stop digging through my pantry
THANK YOU BROTGEHR OR SISTER HELL YEAH ITS AWFUL HOPE YOU NEVER EXPIERENCE DAT SHIT STAY STRONG ADN WALK YOUR OWN PATH LIKE ANS ALPHA #ALPHAMODE #REALSHIT
I've never been released onto a platform like this. Very excited! Hoping to make friends! But more than anything, I'm excited to watch. I'm certain everyone is going to be wonderful here.
big fEstivAl pretty much