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@bioluminescentBeetle
jADE bL00D w1TH a tH1RST f0R bL00D rA1NB0W dR1NKER ;] pR1NCE 0F sPACE hE/tHEY
tHEY cHANGED tHE cAVERN sCHEDULE lAST m1NUTE lAST m1NUTE aND n0 0NE t0LD mE. 1 w0RKED a dAY 1 wASN'T sCHEDULED f0R aNYM0RE aND n0 0NE sA1D aNYTH1NG, bUT c0NVEN1ENTLY 1 n0W w0RK tHE dAY 1 sA1D n0 t0 w0RK1NG a fEW dAYS aG0. 1 l1KE mY dUTY aS a jADE bUT tH1S mANAGEMENT mAKES mE wANT t0 f1ND aN0THER cAVERN. jUST jADEBL00D tH1NGS
1'M rEAD1NG tH1S hUMAN b00K cALLED "PR0JECT hA1L mARY". 1 wASN'T aWARE tHAT hUMANS kNEW h0W t0 sPACE tRAVEL. s0 rES1L1ENT dESP1TE bE1NG s0 wEAK!
wHEN w1LL 1T bE mY tURN t0 hAVE a c0MPLEX rELAT10NSH1P w1TH a h1GHBL00D? s1GH. aLL tHE cL0WNS 0N tHE t1MEL1NE hAVE mE yEARN1NG
||4/4 imma ♭e s♮ fuckin h♮nest with y♮u, ♭etter ♮ff with♮ut
OBJECTION! surely there are better uses of your time...
1 hAPP1LY wELC0ME aLL tHESE l0VELY cL0WNS tH1S bRUTAL eVEN1NG
aN0THER bRUTAL dAY uNDER tHE h0T sUN. 1T fEELS g00D t0 bE a rA1NB0W dR1NKER aND 1MMUNE t0 1TS dEADLY rAYS
bLESSED t0 n0T kN0W wHAT'S g01NG 0N w1TH tHE t1MEL1NE
fUCK mY sTUP1D cHUD l1FE. n0T 0NLY wAS mY lUSUS lATE fR0M p1CK1NG mE uP t0 tAKE mE bACK t0 tHE h1VE, wHEN 1 aRR1VED 1 g0T tHE nEWS tHAT 1 l0ST tHE bUG rACE 1 wAS 1N bY a fEW mERE p01NTS! 1 nEED sELF cARE 1N mY c0C00N f0R dAYS aFTER tH1S bLUNDER
ʚ•ɞ Awee • ᴖ • I h•pe that g•es well and things g• better f•r u s••n!! ʚ•ɞ
Man... Sorry to h(=ar about losing th(= rac(=... That shit sucks... But from th(= sounds of things ya did pr(=tty good still...
nEW pR0F1LE p1CTURE aND bANNER, nEW mE. 1 h0PE tHEY'RE v1S1BLE tH1S t1ME. 1T wAS eMBARASS1NG t0 lEARN tHEY wEREN'T!
3833 < Oh, don't you look darling! > 38DD
@D1CKaCE hAS a p01NT tHAT 0UR l0CAL p1T1ED 1ND1G0 wAS sTARVED 0F k1NDNESS t0 tHE p01NT 0F wANT1NG aN aMP0RA. wH1LE wE aRE sTRANGERS w1TH 0UR 0WN fEEL1NGS 0N tH1S pUBL1C aFFA1R, 1 cAN 0NLY w0NDER wHERE hER lUSUS 1S 1N aLL 0F tH1S. 1 aM aWARE 0F mY uN1QUELY cL0SE rELAT10NSH1P f0R mY sWEEPS, a lUSUS sH0ULD sT1CK w1TH tHE1R tR0LL eVEN pAST gRUBH00D. n0 lUSUS mEANS n0 wATCHFUL eYES bACK aT tHE h1VE wH1CH mEANS n0 sUPP0RT t0 n0T mAKE bAD cH01CES. 1 aM f1LLED w1TH wELL 1NTENDED jADEBL00D c0DED p1TY f0R tH1S h1GHBL00D
1F y0U eYE eXPL0DES bECAUSE 0F t00 mUCH p1TY 0N y0UR cH1TTR fEED mAYBE l0G 0FF aND tAKE a wALK aR0UND y0UR h1VE. wHERE eVEN 1S y0UR lUSUS?
1 p1TY aNYTR0LL tHAT gETS rEJECTED bY cR0NUS tHE dESPERATE f1SH aMP0RA <>
aNY 0THER rA1NB0W dR1NKERS uP aND rEADY t0 bASK 1N tHE bLAZE 0F 0UR bRUTAL sUN?
1F y0U l1KE hUMAN m0V1ES l1KE 1 d0, d0N'T wASTE y0UR b1LUNAR pER1GEE wATCH1NG "lEE cR0N1N'S tHE mUMMY". 1T'S bAD eVEN f0R a hUMAN m0V1E
1 k1ND 0F f0RG0T tHE pASSW0RD t0 mY aCC0UNT tHAT 1 mADE wH1LE w0RK1NG 1N tHE cAVERN aND hAD t0 mAKE a nEW 0NE L0L0L0L jUST jADE bL00D tH1NGS
