♦ pitied by @bioluminescentBeetle
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why the fuck w0uld y0u be 0n @ c@ll vi@ p@lmhusk @nd th@t c@ll is 0n fucking spe@kerph0ne while y0ure in the middle 0f @ g0dd@mn c@rdsh0p d0 y0u n0t 0wn @udi0plugs 0r fucking s0mething why d0es this entire est@blishment h@ve t0 endure y0ur me@ningless c0nvers@ti0n with wh0ever the fuck is 0n the ph0ne with y0u @nd m0re imp0rt@ntly why the fuck c@n y0u n0t put the p@lmhusk directly up t0 y0ur fucking he@dh0le @nd listen t0 it th@t w@y why d0es it h@ve t0 be 0n spe@ker y0ure in @ fucking c@rd sh0p 0f c0urse y0u c@nt he@r them s@ckhuff y0ure h0lding the device like h@lf @ f00t @w@y fr0m y0u just put it up t0 y0ur fucking he@d f0r fucks s@ke #vent
𝄡 i got a ♭ook ♭ut i think i got the wrong 1 :( 𝄂 𝄡 + now i cant fin𝅗𝅥 the receipt :((( 𝄂
☉⇋☿ I found a spot of rust on my chainwhip. My dedication to it's upkeep isn't enough. After I rectify this egregious error, I shall do 100 push-ups to atone. </3
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NOTH1NG L1K3 LO4D1NG UP GRUBTUB3 4ND PL4Y1NG POV 4SMR YOU’R3 B4CK 1N TH3 BROOD1NG C4V3RNS TO SL33P TO
thought about some shit too hard fuck i need him so bad #nsfw
I n33d to find 2om3thing to do. Gonna ch3ck out of thi2 bitch for a littl3 whil3. Dont hav3 too much fun without m3
◥▶◀◤ —> Too many Megidos. I need men. Burly men. To assist me in removing them.
🔍 _-_-_- i am always happy seeing fell⌕w teals, like "hey!" acr⌕ss the st⌕re. _-_-_-
THere iSS no way THat'SS going to end well...
its hard wwashin my clothes a the trademark muckblood stink after a roll in the hay at the farm or barn or wwherevver the fuck peons fuck in #nsfww
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K--<[tentativelyTenebrous's right eyebulb has been destroyed.]
>>| by .amounts .of hate .i'm getting, .i can call myself .a hateboy material. watch .out, .i'm so fucking .infamous.
K--<wanna go back to sleep but im not tired enough
just got stung by the firemarchbug i was carrying in my pocket wtf
K--<im ngmi bros
K--<1 unread dm from cronus ampora im not opening that shit im deleting chittr im going to the woods and nobody will ever hear from me again this is my last chit goodbye
K--<NOT AGAIN NOT AGAIN NOT A GAIN WE CANT TALK ABOUT THIS AGAIN HE CANT BE AWAKE NO NO NO NO NO
K--<next time someones mean to me im blowing up my entire hiveblock and myself and livestreaming the whole thing on chittr so think before you speak
heart dis post if u can see my profile pic dimond it if u cant -from the office of ace dick detective agency
K--<ps do you people have any idea how expensive an eyebulb is. you owe me some serious caegars for this morning.
you literally show your weird alien penises to da whole world 24 fuckin seven no matter how many tags i filter so i dont know y dis is a step 2 far -from the office of ace dick detective agency
how about instead of solvin da case of da drunk floozy lets solve da case of why a young wummin was so despirate and starved for kindness she tried to find it in cronus fuckin ampora eh? how about we be a little feminist tonite? u ppl make me sick sometimes. -from the office of ace dick detective agency
ay erybuddy gets turned down by a stupid whore sometimes just drink aboud it and hit yourself upside da head till you cant think bout her no more -from the office of ace dick detective agency
K--<[tentativelyTenebrous's right eyebulb exploded.]
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K--<like none of you have dmed people you shouldntve while drunk
I'm not all that religious anymore. But thoughts and prayers to you all. Tear it all down, embrace the detonation.
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K--<WHY DID I INSTALL CHITTR TO MY ROBOT BODY I CANT LOG OFF I CANT LOG OFF I CANT LOG OFF
>[Ωh and probably don't pozzzt about your horrifically embarazzzing rejection in a public zzzpace where everyone can zzzee it and pity you into the fucking ground.]<
>>| .i think @tentativelytenebrous .is going to .explode from .a lack .of .attention.
>[Remember grubzzz, you can't get rejected by anyone if you don't azzzk them out in the firzzzt place. That'zzz why I've never had to deal with rejection. Internalizzze the zzzhit out of thozzze feelingzzz. Either they die or you do.]<
aye baby its ok da amporas dont like me none neither -from the office of ace dick detective agency
K--<I AM GOING TO CULL MYSELF. OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
K--<IS THERE ANYONE ON THIS FUCKING WEBSITE WHO GIVE A SHIT ABOUT ME EVEN ONE BIT
K--<he rejected me. i wasnt good enough for him.
K--<i fumbled cronus ampora. imagine what that does to a woman.
hello chittr. world. my palmhusk rann out of battery. annd my psionnics donnt work. very well annymore. so i could nnot charge it.
K--<every partner ive pailed with has been a serket which might say something about my life tbh #nsfw i guess
flydad is getting towards the end of his hatching period and holy FUCK he stinks this time. i have him secluded in his own block and i can STILL smell him from downstairs what the FUCK.
K--<please stop pityreacting my post about having bad sex with vriska serkets
K--<and for the record i have a dark and tragic backstory too
omg lyf is so haaaard ;_; another day of jeffy withdrawalz..... like let meh innnn >~<
>[Aw yeah baby I'm getting #nzzzfw today. Welding without my gogglezzz on.]<
𖠰Mother grub is real squirmy today. Gonna have to deal with another big brood. 'S fine.
If every Lowblood on Alternia died, Society would Collapse: and Yet, they are treated as Disposable by the Higher Castes. Why is that? #HemoEquality
ALTERNIA IS SO SHIT. JUST VISITING REMINDS ME OF MY LUSUS.
MY HUSKTOP GETS DOWN TO 30% CHARGE AND SUDDENLY IT'S "DYING". FUCKS SAKE.