♠ hated by @bioluminescentBeetle
https://i.ibb.co/hJsgS96b/image.png They put me in here to torture me. And because it was the only piece of shit with enough memory once the original OS was stripped out, but mostly to torture me. Sent from my Cybertruck

why does evweryone deny my wvictimhood just because im a strong smart attractiwve rich handsome suavwe successful highblood seadwveller cis straight alpha male? find out in my podcast #podcast wvith @carminegnosiology and @aerodynamictramp

if you think about it, thats actually a compliment. i heard eridan killed loads of angels

hey just to set the record straight. vwould. im just like uhh. pale ace wvhatevwer. unless your idea of shooshpapping invwolvwes your tongue, then im game. #nsfwv
Putting my futon in the needle pit so if I roll out of it in my sleep it punishes my mistake.
i need my friend to stop describing her relationship with her friends as a threesome


