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the hell is tiktok even about man
This is my introduction. Enjoy.
(V)(',,')(V) https://file.garden/amgo℧2FHL11x0loC/image.png stars o℧t tits o℧t o w℧tever they say
TONIGHT: AS ALWAYS, HTTPS://FILE.GARDEN/AFNWHT6TPXBX7FJB/TSTSMPTSBWP.PNG
print("scotty vanity asks") print(""4re y0u g0nna d1e s00n ♪͙͘͡ ★"") print("i mean hopefully not") print("acording to the last anonymous question i am tho") print("but i just can not see myself dying with empty quadrants") print("+ also dying before i become uber mega famous") print("that one was an actual question good job!!! keep them coming!!!") print("https://forms.gle/7rtp6ssqbounp68r9")
၄⋆၃ welxome hive :) anyways shout pole i already wore a maid dress so here is a butler uniform #maiddressmonday #xennoxsphotoalbum
If i treated pe0ple the way i wanted t0 be treated they w0uld call the c0ps 0n me
Treat Everyone How You Want To Be Treated Though There Are Some Exceptions I Suppose
print("i might die now wtf")
(°. my fetishes are degenerate and y𖦹u have t𖦹 deal with it .°) (°. #nsfw .°)
IIss thiiss aanythiing Doess aanyone elsse relaate
[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- Ⱥppl-∊. -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
MANZANA.
IItss ok baabess iim pretty ssure thiiss haass haappened to everyone elsse here lmaao
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〚｟⦕⤊⦖｠〛Being a femboy is NO EXCUSE to avoid working out. If Cloude Strife can swing that sword around, SO CAN YOU! #inspiration #workout #fitness #femboy
:33 < i heard he drowned
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Um` liike` raawr or whaatever B)
D---> I don't know which troll may need to hear this but. You are far worth more then you'll ever know No matter the smudges and cracks and imperfections No matter the status, the b100d or whatever else there is. You'll always be worth more then you may ever truly know. Always keep being yourself.
What the fuck? What was that noise?
Ok ssorry no whaat iiss wrong wiith me Why diid ii type thiiss
putting my hands up to the sky as we speak
as an empath i can tell party rock is in the hi\/e tonight with you
ah.i.think.this.is.the.right.one.now.there.we.go https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/43368e1a9dac.png ((.#suggestive.))
feelin like a real lobotomite
wrong.again,.uhm.... perhaps... https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c015a46bd9f3.png
nope.that.is.the.wrong.image,.uh,.hold.on.i.have.it.somewhere uhhhm.ah.this.is.probably.right https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/bddb3d8ac130.png
alright.well.let's.begin.with.the.basics,.this.diagram.should.assist.you.in.brushing.your.teeth.properly..it.is.important.to.do.so.regularly. now.where.is.that.chart... ah,.this.is.probably.it https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1e44451fa1bd.png ((.#suggestive.))
:33 < bandaged shoulder meow. gonna have limited mobility fur a bit :33 < but the good news is that the poachers are gone- there was a human, a clown, and a cerulean
mood for today
𝓣𝓸 𝔀𝓱𝓸𝓶𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓲𝓽 𝓶𝓪𝔂 𝓬𝓸𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓻𝓷, Sometimes its kind of hard to believe some of the people on here that arent Mr. Ozatap are also CEO's... no offense ~ 𝓜𝓼. 𝓢𝓬𝓻𝓲𝓹𝓽
<~hhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhh hh horses hhh hhhhhhhh hhh~>
Y333AAHHH ૮(҂ ꩜ ヮ꩜)ა ๑‧₊˚
alright so today im going to do a backflip and see if i break my neck or not
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im soooooo sleeeepyyyyjnnnnnnnnnnnnnnhnjjjjjjjj
i keep offering my throat like love iss ssomething that feedss. you only kissss it. i don't know what to do with mercy. #poetry
I've got that DOG in me. *curls ↑ on the ground* *★ts whimpering*
Are you doing that alien hate-flirting thing asking me to kill you, or is this a genuine cry for help? Rest assured, us humans are professionals at providing Overwatch Therapy and Rehabilitation
my dumbass went 2 get watr and fel on the glass i ddnt claen i thnk im just gona lay here in my blood n vodka 4 a bit i dint mean 2 but i prolly deserve it ill b fie latr just give m a minute this usd 2 happen a lot #gore #substance
#sadomasochistic beam??? #beam #nsfwe #gore #atleastthewayimtalking #lmfao #dashtrendhopping #shitpost
helloo. #substance https://open.spotify.com/track/72iJsJMdTGjshAZdNJbSKU?si=bxvF_GgPRDuLNuwlSAaInw
mild feeling of being left out beam
What was that...?? You get me.
Evil beam.
What was that...?? I THINK I HAVE RIZZ.
oh, the feeling of being a medieval king, sitting on a throne with a goblet of wine in one hand and a huge turkey leg in the other.
[FEED COMMENTARY] I admire the feed that sees something, takes it, and runs with it. Who would've thought we'd be speaking of #ObliterateAllTwinks /an hour ago/?
₍^. .^₎⟆ SSpeak!ng of men, buff bottoms am ! r!ght?꠹
ofc ill be ur buddy buddy :o)
SO.. YOU ARE TELLING ME.. MY MENTION OF LE TWINKS.. OBLITERATED LE TWINKS..? WHY.. YES, THAT WOULD BE THE CASE, MISTER OPPENDYMER. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/452565216905.JPG #NSFW
cAn aNy mOtHeRfUcKeR ExPlAiN ThE ApPeAl oF TwInKs?
why is it more fun to stuff my face with alchemized food than actually playing the game? :B #lexihayleysburb #suggestive #curious
every time everyone talks about obliterating twinks i think we're like killing them with hammers and i'm always like hell yes get their asses and then someone adds context that makes it apparent they just want them fucked crazy style which i can respect i guess but it's just not the same.
WAVES AT THE TIMELINE JUMPS UP AND DOWN I'M A TWINK. HI. HELLO.
I hahav3 n(o)ThIng T(o) aDD T(o) anyThIng ab(o)uT TWInkS. I'm a bIg, Tall, faT man. buT I am a v3ry cuT3 bIg, Tall, faT man. :o)
Remember: bulge is m0re scared 0f y0u than y0u are 0f it #nsfw
>> Peop1e (ડ¡ngu1ar) uડ¡ng my own fuck¡ng (Hate) doub1e tap aga¡nડt me AND do¡ng ¡t correct1y 1¡tera11y ev¡1 beyond wordડ
i think they just slimed kevin rip homie you only messed up a bit #vaguepost
i should have / like / a scene era / just for fun / you know?
facing the world with my bulge out to show confidence :P #nsfw
Sigma alpha indeed, Scotty. Sigma alpha indeed.
HELLO AGAIN. LET'S TALK. DID YOU KNOW THAT MOLTING MAKES YOU RAVENOUSLY FUCKING HUNGRY? IT'S TRUE- YOU SPEND A WEEK OR EVEN UP TO A WEEK AND A HALF COCOONED IN A SHELL OF YOUR OWN MAKING AND ITS PRETTY REASONABLE TO EXPECT YOU'D COME OUT OF IT STARVING. THAT ISN'T THE WHOLE STORY, THOUGH. SEE, WHEN MOLTING, YOUR BODY IS USING THE SUGARS AND PROTEINS FOUND WITHIN TO CONSTRUCT YOUR BODY ALL OVER AGAIN FROM ITS GENETIC BLUEPRINT, BUT THIS TIME IT'S BIGGER, YOUR CHITIN IS THICKER AND IN GENERAL YOU'RE JUST KIND OF MORE THAN YOU WERE BEFOREHAND. THIS HAPPENED TO ME. IF YOU'RE A TROLL, IT WILL HAPPEN TO YOU. (MOSTLY. SORRY, TAVROS.) ALL THIS TO SAY...I'VE BEEN TEARING THROUGH THE KITCHENS OF VARIOUS FAST FOOD PLACES LIKE A SCUTTLEBUGGY RACER ROARING DOWN THE TRACK AND SUBSEQUENTLY CAREENING HIS THICK-SKULLED ASS DIRECTLY INTO THE ONCOMING TREELINE. SURPRISE, BITCH. BET YOU THOUGHT YOU'D SEEN THE LAST OF ME. FOR TODAY'S REVIEW I MADE MY WAY ALLLL THE WAY ACROSS TO THE HUMAN KINGDOM TO TRY SOMETHING CALLED A 'CARVERY' ESTABLISHMENT. NOW, IT BAFFLES THE FUCKING MIND THAT ALTERNIA DIDN'T HAVE THESE. THIS ONLY BARELY COUNTS AS FAST FOOD, I FEEL, SO MAYBE I'M GIVING UP SOME OF MY STREET CRED AS THAT ONE KARKAT WHO EATS LIKE SHIT HERE BUT HEY WHO GIVES A FUCK. THIS PLACE WAS CALLED THE 'SQUIRREL AND OAK TREE', WHICH FOR MY ALTERNIAN READERS ROUGHLY TRANSLATES TO THE NUT CREATURE AND LONG SHAFT. HAH. THAT WAS A JOKE. MOSTLY. THE IDEA OF THE 'CARVERY' IS THAT YOU WALTZ IN, SIT DOWN AND DEMAND MEAT TO ORDER LIKE SOME KIND OF THIRD-IMPERIAL ERA KING. THERE ARE MANY AVAILABLE- BEEF, CHICKEN, PORK...WHY THE FUCK DID ALTERNIA NOT HAVE THIS? WE JUST HAD REGULAR FUCKING RESTAURANTS, NOT ESTABLISHMENTS ENTIRELY DEDICATED TO THE WORSHIP OF SLABS OF FUCKING FLESH. IT'S GODLIKE IN CONCEPT. BUT DOES THIS ONE ESTABLISHMENT LIVE UP TO THE HYPE? YES. YES THE FUCK IT DID. TODAY'S MEAL WAS KIND OF A BUFFET MISHMASH OF A BUNCH OF SHIT THAT I WANTED DESPERATELY TO SHOVE INTO MY GAPING, GREEDY MAW BECAUSE I FELT LIKE IF I DIDN'T EAT THAT SECOND I'D EXPIRE. HONESTLY? I'M NOT ENTIRELY SURE WHAT I PUT ON THAT PLATE. I KNOW IT WAS BEEF BRISKET, SOME ROAST POTATOES AND A BUNCH OF VEGETABLES, BUT THE FINER DETAILS ARE LOST TO THE MEAT-FUELED HELL HAZE I ENTERED AFTER TAKING MY FIRST BITE. I THINK I SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF VRISKA, AND FOR THAT I'M TRULY FUCKING SORRY, BUT YOU ATE THAT FOOD TOO AND YOU KNOW HOW GOOD IT WAS SO MAYBE LEARN TO CUT ME SOME FUCKING SLACK? ANYWAY, I DEVOURED THAT SHIT IN LIKE 30 SECONDS FLAT. I THINK I LICKED THE PLATE CLEAN? IT WAS MONSTROUS, I'VE NEVER BEEN SO THOROUGHLY POSSESSED BY THE SPIRIT OF GREED LIKE THAT BEFORE I CAME AWAY FROM THE WHOLE ORDEAL A LITTLE BIT MORE FRIGHTENED OF MYSELF AND MY NEW CAPABILITIES. ...THAT WAS AFTER THREE MORE PLATES FULL, THOUGH. THANK GOD THAT I HAVE BASICALLY INFINITE MONEY FROM BEING CARTED THROUGH SPACE AND TIME AND BEING A USELESS FUCKING LOSER BASICALLY THAT ENTIRE TIME. THE HORRIBLE TRAUMA AND CO-DEPENDENCY I NOW LIVE WITH WAS ENTIRELY WORTH IT FOR UNLIMITED REFILLS ON MY SLOP #MYSLOP. ALL IN ALL, 10/10 EXPERIENCE. THE SERVICE THERE WERE EXTREMELY UNDERSTANDING WHEN I EXPLAINED THAT I WAS JUST POST-MOLT, AND THEY WEREN'T MAD ABOUT IT LIKE YOU SAID THEY WERE, *VRISKA.* THE FOOD WAS...UH...I THINK IT WAS REALLY REALLY GOOD? I'M PRETTY SURE IT WAS. HONESTLY I DON'T REMEMBER THE TASTE MUCH MORE THAN I REMEMBER FINALLY FEELING FULL AFTER BASICALLY A WHOLE WEEK. VRISKA...I THINK SHE LIKED IT? I'M PRETTY SURE SHE LIKED IT. YOU CAN CHIME IN WITH YOUR OPINIONS WHENEVER YOU FEEL LIKE IN THE REPLIES. IT WAS A GREAT DATE ANYWAY. IF NOTHING ELSE I GOT TO EMBARRASS THE SHIT OUT OF HER, AND IS THAT NOT WHAT BEING IN A RELATIONSHIP IS TRULY ABOUT? YOUR MOVE, SERKET. #KARKATFOODREVIEWS
I am sure you do. And unfortunately I mean that genuinely.
There is no way you just said that. *shoots you* *DOUBLE KILL!*
anyone el2e who wii2he2 two get hiigh af and driink rooted beer whiile pa22iing the fuck out ii2 welcome.