༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟 Hello. Welcome to the official Bulge Curator Page. This is a very #NSFW and higher account. I will commonly delve into themes such as #substance, #violence, #cw-selfharm, and many more. This is not even really reaching into the pornographic side of this account. As the Bulge Curator, I do my best to prove psychic readings of bulges to users. While, this is usually entirely guesswork, I have recently opened up the option for users to send in refs or other descriptors if they wanted the reading to be perfectly accurate. I have been trapped on the Pink Moon of Alternia for sweeps, longer than most trolls get to live, and as a result I am not exactly adjusted to society. I often provide too much information, not enough, or don't follow the conversation as it delves into unfamiliar territory. Given my last matesprit was hunted down and culled by trolls on this platform, I will no longer be quadding with the exception of my current kismesis. I am not your friend, I am a utility. Do not conflate my role with anything other than that of complete servitude and function. If you wish to get your bulge read, then send in an application at the link below: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScbly6NLeS7p-MQb61x9AdAftQP_unmBPZ8Hg4R1AElPpz7Ew/viewform?usp=header ((Art, in order, done by Sartorially on Tumblr, SpookyPoopet on Discord, and Fat_Refund on Instagram, https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/deb6acb1f0e9.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f22d7c20ff4c.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5d2190c3b7e7.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0d166fb3d1e3.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c15a5232b436.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5b002abea6af.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/038d489745ba.png ༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟༻༺𓆟
Hoope yoou feel better man
>I am not your friend I’m just narcissistic enough to believe I’m too charming and delightful for this to apply to me. But on the 2.759% chance you are serious, I can unadd you on Xbox Live. LMK.