@gratuitousAnnuity I have been permitted by CrockerCorp and Wrothe to review... Him. #nsfw #bulgerating Uhm. I'm not a big fan of this one! But let's get through it. Strength: 9! This is actually fantastic. Uhm. If not concerning for other reasons. Pliability: 0???? Uhm. Length: 6. It's... It's fine. But seems longer than it really should count for. Girth: 4: Respectable. I guess. X Factor: -1000000000000 I am so sorry. But. It's shaped like his.. Uhm. Stock arrow things? And I can feel it twitching. It-- it can't be comfortable. Feel free to deny it. It tastes like... caegars! Uhm. I only have a couple of them lying around. But when he secretes, the taste becomes closer to nickel? It smells like... Beer. No, really. I don't know why either! Hhh. It might be fun for some! He'd be an excellent jouster... But. Uhm. Not in my nook, please! Hhhf. Clearly, there's something to be worked on! Mmmmaybeificanputmymouthonit
HELLO? LMAO?
↗️YOU ARE LESS THAN DIRT.↗️
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No, yes, I. It was rhetorical. But. Thank you for. Confirming. ❣︎
:33 < Hmmm.. How would mew f33l about getting some caegars for mew're effurrts in bulge reading... I think we could defurrnately find a spot furr mew at the @beforianTimes !
:33 < It would be such a cute part of the column though! Readfurrs could send in their infurrmation and mew could have a full section on the papurr dedicated to it! It'd be such hot gossip!!!!