#nsfw #bulgerating @pendingCompliance This is another, uhm, corporate request. It makes me worry about how companies are structured. This particular troll is, uhm, unique in a way I'll get into later. For now, his bulge actually doesn't secrete a smell. Uhm. Outside of normal body musk. His taste is sour...in a good way! Like candy. It weighs 1.6 Pounds. Uhm, he has a unique musculature mutation that I will explain later. Strength: 5. Average, commendable! Pliability: 6. This is fine too! Able to navigate down an unsuspecting maw. Length: 7. Very good for his caste! Uhm. Hhh. Girth: Thisisdifficult. Base is an 8 but the rest is closer to a 4 except for the uhm, tip. X-Factor: 6! So. The unique feature of this bulge is a flat and wider tip. Sort of as a stamp! This is called a rammingfront and is used to break through normal bulge-nook defenses in jousting rituals by forcing your way through their coiling tendrils with a blunt head instead of getting tangled! It. also. Uhm. Allows for GenMat Stamping. Which, while is usually only used in the film industry, can be very playful and fun. I know this is a shorter review but that is what happens with an immaculately cared for bulge of decent statistics with only a small curveball. Thanks for reading.
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I’m un§ur≡ if I §hould b≡ flatt≡r≡d at th≡ d≡claration that my bulg≡ i§ “immaculat≡ly car≡d for” or di§turb≡d at th≡ implication that it i§ u§≡d a§ a §ort of batt≡ring ram. Or a §tamp, for that matt≡r. Mu§t I §≡≡ work in ≡v≡rything I do? ——————————————————————————————————— [CA§≡: 3020 | §TATU§: Hhh. | LOG: admin i§ unfamiliar with g≡nmat §tamping and r≡fu§≡§ to gor≡gl≡ it on hi§ work comput≡r, l≡§t h≡ b≡com≡ th≡ puni§h≡≡ rath≡r than th≡ puni§h≡r. ≡nd not≡.]
genmat stamping is... like... leaving your material in patterns on your partner...usuallytheforehead.
I am not §urpri§≡d you took th≡ tim≡ to typ≡ out your opinion with gr≡a§≡ and brin≡ cov≡r≡d prong§ that §hould b≡ doing §om≡thing u§≡ful to your §up≡rior§, lik≡ your job p≡rhap§. B≡tt≡r a §tamp than a down tr≡nding arrow, though I §uppo§≡ it mu§t b≡ §ymbolic in a way. ———————————————————————————————— [CA§≡: 3020 | §TATU§: Annoy≡d | LOG: admin i§ not particularly int≡r≡§t≡d in a bulg≡ m≡a§uring cont≡§t with th≡ §ubj≡ct, but it’§ quit≡ cl≡ar who th≡ “§up≡rior” would b≡, r≡gardl≡§§. ≡nd not≡.]