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<S0 if I h0sted a party f0r th0se 0f us n0t wanting t0 b0ther with the ga1a... Interested parties where>
// so fucking pissed at myself a few days ago WHY DID MY ASS DECIDE NOT TO GO, MY PRESENT ASS IS FOMOING TO HELL
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Imagine if you knew a guy named Dindin and they were like Dinner Idk I'm low on steam. Send chit.
Of course, there can be no Red without Lime! What did @cosmicHorror have to say? "WHAT A FEAST. LET US ENJOY THE MENY. HMMMM DISH 1. YUM YUM YUM! CHINKEN. JUICY AND HEALTHY. VERY GOOD. WE LOVE POTATO. CREATIBE AS WELL. VERYGOOD. COULD USME MORE POTATO THOUGH. 8/10 DISH 2. TOO CHEWY! NOT ALL HAVE TEETH YET! BAD! BAD! INTESTINES MEAN THERE POOP WERE. GRUBS HATE POOP! NO! TOO MCYCH SPICES AS WELL. NOT SUITABLE 3/10 APEPTIZER. BLASPHEMY. LOOKS LIKE A DEAD GRUB. TASTES LIKE A DEAD GRUB. HORRID. WHO WOULD EVEN BRING ONION. ON COOKING SHOW. ONLY JERMEY LIKES THE CHEESE SAUCE. ETERNAL SUFFERING/10 (VERY BAD) DESSERT. CAN ALWAYS COUNT. YUMMY AND TENDER. SWEET BUT NOT TOO MUCH. NOT ON THEME THOUGH. ROADKILL NOT TRUE CRIME. LAZY. WHY ONLY ONE SLICE. THERE 10,002 US. ARE WE A JOKE? 5/10" [The final rating was amended to 6/10 after being informed there was more than one slice.] #AngelsNutritionblock
Now, what did @cosmicHorror have to say about the menu? Let's start with Red Team! "WHY TEAM RED NOT FOLLOWING THEME. -1 POINT ALL. FROG ESPARGOT. SHELLS ARE CRUNCHY. NOT YUMMY. NOT TASTY. HEAD MATRIARCH SAID NO EATING LIVING BEINGS. ARE FROG SENTIENT? DONT KNOW. TASTE LIKE VOID AND SORROW. 2/10 ASPIC. GOOD. ALMOST LIKE SLUDGE. DIABOLICAL FEAST. BUT TOO MUCH GOING ON. WE HATE THE MAYO. FUNNY WIGGLING! WAIT. IS IT WIGGLER. FEELS WRONG TO EAT. 5/10 POTATO. WINNER WINNER. MASHY POTATOES THE BEST FOR THE GRUB. BETTER THAN SLUDGE. AND WE LOVE SLUDGE! ALL GOES WELL. WE ARE PLEASED WITH DECISION. CRANBERRY SAUCE. IS CHERRY ON TOP. OR YOU COULD SAY. CRANBERRY ON TOP. 9/10 ONLY BECAUSE NOT ON THEME. CAKE. LOOKS LIKE BLOOD AND GORE ON TOP OF CHEESECAK. WOW. HOW PRETTY. BUT TOO SOUR. NEED MORE SUGAR FOR THE GRUB. MAKES US SLEEPY. SLEEPY GRUBS DONT GIVE GOOD RATES. AND GRAHAM CRACKER. SERIOUSLY? 6/10 #AngelsNutritionblock
:33< done!
On the last episode of Angels' Nutritionblock... The chefs faced the heat of the kitchen for the first time! Bonds were formed, and nearly some burns! Red Team fell short due to poor cohesion, and Jigsaw got the boot! On tonight's episode of Angels' Nutritionblock... Things get a little... [Scare chord. Scream.] Spooky. [The camera cuts to the contestants standing, mouths agape, in a gore covered room.] It's Charity Night, of course! And tonight's guest judge has plenty of mouths to feed... [Legions of wigglers swarm the gore decorated dining room.] Will the contestants, with their own custom menus, be up to the task of pleasing their pickiest diners yet? Find out tonight, on Angels' Nutritionblock! #AngelsNutritionblock @cosmicHorror
i gotchu dud3 i ain no 2nitch
:33< s33 this is why i clawm here great purrvice!
:33< uggh they always stop carrying the good shit... :33< can i get 19893539 furench furies and if theres one more or less in there i riot?
:33< hey id like to ordpurr a biblical plague of mice purrlease
2o tru dud3 th3r3 rly aint 3nough ppl on h3r3 that work out fr fr
Let's goooo, I'm getting a large Spite.
Excellent. You were overstaffed that weekend anyways.
I say "how may I shape your reality" a lot. I think that is a little vague. How may I leverage my complete active control over laws, fate, rules, reality and death to assist you?
Oh. Literally okay give me two minutes
i know, rig)(t? everybody gets all woke about a lil bit of cannibalism but lemme tell ya, w)(en t)(e troll bay seasonin' )(its, its a fuckin dream and not a fucker complains.
so many sweeps of interfranc)(ise battle in order to permanently monopolize t)(e fast food industry and take it away from t)(e )(ands of lowbloods forever... a)(, a war so fraug)(t, yet a war well foug)(t. )(a)(a)(a)(a)(a)(a... so many corpses. you almost couldnt tell t)(em apart from t)(e condiments...
t)(at sucks, but e)(, i know you all work on a rotatin menu anyway. damn, reminds me of t)(e old commercials i used to DO for t)(is. really fuckin nailed t)(em.
// BURGER? // IM SORRY... DID YOU JUST SAY YOUR LAST NAME... IS BURGER? /quote
eyoooooooo i R-EM-EMB-----ER t)(is franc)(ise. a)(, good times. you still sell t)(e special?