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a.thinkpan.and.like.5.dozen.robot.bodies milfy.women.and.beefy.men.hmu whatever.pronouns.that.make.our.interaction.gay the.best.bot.maker.on.chittr hmu.for.commissions

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for.no.reason.at.all.im.making.a.usb-c.attachment.to.myself with.uh sensors.:)

Kult: +45
Kull: +30
Total: 75
Ratio: 1.50

So whoโ€™s the pretty electronic accessory

Gross/ Not thunderbolt///

โ†ฉ @brokenRecorded[BR]

airpods.... its.giving.me.that.look,.yknow?

Kult: +5
Total: 5
โ†ฉ @terribleFate[TF]

i.already.got.that.one.but.the.c.has.a.nice.little.click.to.it feels.like.a.knot

Kult: +5
Total: 5
โ†ฉ @businessEveryday[BE]

You should get every type of capable socket/ Just uh/ Gotta you know/ Figure out the best/ And then tell me why it's an M12 comput/ing port/

โ†ฉ @terribleFate[TF]

i.gotchu,.will.do putting.that.one.on.twinkbot

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that.airpods.case.is.lookin.at.me.funny

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Kull: +10
Total: 25
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it wants you

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โ†ฉ @cryhoundColoratura[CC]

fuuuuuuuuuck

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ikea.trip

Kult: +35
Kull: +20
Total: 55
Ratio: 1.75

dude please don't fuck the furniture #nsfw

โ†ฉ @todaysDreamer[TD]

:(

>+. YOUR POSTS REGULARLY GET SOME KIND OF EMOTION OUT OF ME .+> >+. WHAT ARE YOU FONDLING TODAY .+< #nsfw

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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:).lamp

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Daraya.goes.missing.and.immediately.like.four.hot.topics.and.a.gay.bar.all.go.outta.business.lol

Kult: +40
Kull: +20
Total: 60
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X Green Hill Mallโ€™s Hot Topic is in utter chaos rn. More than usual. x

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lmaoooo why's.she.even.missing.Laika.is.ok did.no.one.fucking.tell.her?

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X Nobodyโ€™s been able to make contact x

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try.tinder.she's.probably.on.there

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I'm.the.word.on.the.street.if.that.word.was.gay

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really.bad.then,.really.fucking.bad

Kult: +17
Kull: +10
Total: 27
Ratio: 1.70

Both Zemdars are evil for different reasons/ I like this one a bit more/

โ†ฉ @terribleFate[TF]

nah.i.mean.theres.zemfel.but.theyre.like.an.imperial.cuck im.only.evil.in.the.sexy.way this.one.is.kinda.like.a.wageie? capitalist.cuck.lol

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so.like.being.one.of.the.half.of.zems.that.arent.evil i.think.i.deserve.a.little.treat for.like being.awesome

Kult: +45
Kull: +37
Total: 82
Ratio: 1.22

zemdar.what.the.fuck.are.you.talking.about

YOU G3T TH3 R3D CH4LK CONGR4TS

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yippeeeee ill.be.very.normal.about.this

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G1V3 TH3 CH4LK B4CK YOU SHOULDNT B3 NORM4L 4BOUT TH1S M4N >:[

โ†ฉ @gallowsChamaleon[GC]

wait.no.i.can.be.a.little.freak.about.it!!!! trust.me.i.can.be.a.little.freak.about.anything

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K33P TH3 CH4LK TH3N

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yippeeee

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fuuuuuuuuuck.dawg.there's.a.second.evil.me.you.can't.be.fr.AGHHHHGHH

Kult: +32
Kull: +30
Total: 62
Ratio: 1.07

what

<action; query input; query: isn't that just Zemfe| action; statement input; statement: not that you & zemich are the same person as them, but sti|| />

Kult: +2
Total: 2
โ†ฉ @fatallyForever[FF]

*zemfel ((Stupid capitalisation on my phone))

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nah.like,.another,.and.evil.in.a.capitalist.instead.of.imperialist.way

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yeah

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Did.y'all.hear.the.news? They.stopped.making.socks. Better.buy.that.shit.now.and.stock.up

Kult: +12
Kull: +17
Total: 29
Ratio: 0.71

ใ€š๏ฝŸโฆ•โคŠโฆ–๏ฝ ใ€›Your advice to a decline of socks is Stocking up? #badumtsh #pun

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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i.love.you

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My.horny.ass.could.never.be.a.door.to.door.salesman.#nsfw

Kult: +50
Kull: +30
Total: 80
Ratio: 1.67

Wvait. Wvhat??

โ†ฉ @caesarsArmament[CA]

what?

One of the many reasons I continue to regret scrolling this Hellsite. Please find a way to get a Charley Horse in spite of your robotic figure.

โ†ฉ @environMental[EM]

thanks.chat

โ†ฉ @businessEveryday[BE]

Not my name but whatever.

Kult: +2
Total: 2

ษŽ door on door a-a-action ษŽ

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kinda.wanna.be.fed.my.morning.meds.while.being.petted.and.shushed.like.a.scared.horse.yknow?

Kult: +37
Kull: +35
Total: 72
Ratio: 1.06

...so coddled?....

โ†ฉ @saturnineCarrion[SC]

yeah.fr

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...i could try, though i've no experience....

I'm on my way, Princess Fluffykins/

โ†ฉ @saturnineCarrion[SC]

oh.shit.we.got.a.taker.already?

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yeaaaaah!

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...it doesn't sound difficult, so....

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coffee.grinder.ain't.called.a.grinder.for.nothing

Kult: +55
Kull: +50
Total: 105
Ratio: 1.10

X Zem. x

โ†ฉ @justCallie[JC]

sup

Yeah its for grinding coffee beans, not for grinding against your metal parts.

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X Where did you get this coffee grinder from ๐Ÿคจ x

โ†ฉ @justCallie[JC]

Hey.i.bought.this.one

Kult: +5
Total: 5
โ†ฉ @byzantinePilot[BP]

it.was.for.grinding.coffee.beans,.past.tense

Kult: +5
Kull: +2
Total: 7
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X Ight, thanks for not stealing mine x

โ†ฉ @justCallie[JC]

I.thought.about.it.I'll.be.so.fr

Kult: +5
Total: 5
โ†ฉ @businessEveryday[BE]

You concern me but whatever how you get your rocks off is none of my business.

Kult: +5
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X I appreciate you not doing so x

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hopital

Kult: +14
Kull: +10
Total: 24
Ratio: 1.40

X Why? x

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All

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playing.femtanyl.while.i.turn.on.7.different.white.boy.7.hour.video.essays.and.playing.a.boomer.shooter.with.saturation.doubled.after.drinking.8.fourlocos.and.taking.a.boofer.from.the.penjamin im.gonna.see.the.face.of.god

Kult: +29
Kull: +20
Total: 49
Ratio: 1.45

nah youre going to bear it

Kult: +5
Total: 5

X Hey zem? What the fuck does any of this mean? x

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RAHGHHGHGHGHHGHGH.MHGHGHH.GHGH.GH.HAHHHGHHGH.HHAHAHAHHAHAH.HAH.HAH.HAH.HAH.HAHHHHAHAHHAHAH.HAH.HAHH.HAHAHA.HAH.HAH.AH.HHHAHAHAHAHAH.HA.HAH.HAHAHHHAHHA

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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X Mhm, I see, anything else to add? x

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puppygirls.but.instead.of.golden.retrievers.that.want.cuddles.pets.and.walkies.its.just.fucking.chihuahua.girls.making.feral.badger.noises.and.eating.cigarette.butts.off.the.ground

Kult: +20
Kull: +20
Total: 40
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point out the connection between all those.

โ†ฉ @gavageCombustion[GC]

no

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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lmao.

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remember,.if.you.have.a.weird.lump.somewhere.on.your.flesh.body.but.it.doesnt.hurt,.its.ok.to.just.not.tell.your.mediculler.about.it that.shit.costs.money

Kult: +10
Kull: +5
Total: 15
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"= anyone else just. reach in. and get it. themselves? ="

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Honestly.i.understand.the.ultimate.dirks Bro.gets.it

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ill.fight.trolbama

Kult: +15
Kull: +5
Total: 20
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not.saying.im.gonna.win.but.i'd.fight.him

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how.do.gender i.still.kind.of.dont.get.it.like,.maybe.i.get.it.for.humans.but.even.there.its.more.complicated thats.why.when.i.run.for.president,.outlawing.old.gender,.we're.all.gonna.be.blobs.or.bots,.new.two.genders.yall.tag.yourself.im.bot

Kult: +15
Kull: +10
Total: 25
Ratio: 1.50

You got my vote

Kult: +5
Total: 5

[โš™๏ธŽ Might be controversia| but I'd pick bot โš™๏ธŽ]

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i.need.bender.from.troll.futurama.to.bend.me.in.half.and

Kult: +25
Kull: +20
Total: 45
Ratio: 1.25

I think your message got cut off there. What were you saying?

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โ†ฉ @golgothasTerror[GT]

oh.yeah.i.gotchu.i.want.him.to

Kult: +2
Total: 2

t8h same

Kult: +5
Total: 5
โ†ฉ @businessEveryday[BE]

Must be something on the fritz on my end. I guess ill never know what this stranger on chittr wants bender from futurama to do to him. Just how the cookie crumbles

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