@businessEveryday — #nsfw
Slathering.peanut.butter.on.my.bulge.before.the.puppyboy.comes.over
If.i.make.the.robo.dick.inflatable....Maybe.i.can.get.more.size.in.there?.Hmm...
gog.i.love.troll.tom.finland... #nsfw.if.you.look.up.his.art.but.enjoy
making.a.new.bulge.for.one.of.my.bot.bods.thats.shaped.like.an.hdmi.cable.cuz.the.playstation.is.giving.me.bedroom.eyes... #nsfw
so.should.i.hit.a.projector.or.lamp.next.i.think.both.of.them.are.like.equally.fuckable.but.can't.decide.. #nsfw
next.up.on.#zemfucks.for.my.#nsfw.arc.is.a.taser ok.technically.a.'stungun'.but.the.branding.for.that.is.kinda.shit anyways,.nice.ergonomics,.rounded.handle,.i.wish.the.base.was.a.little.more.flared.but.its.not.a.dealbreaker i.like.to.live.dangerously speaking.of.which.is.the.electric.shock doesnt.hurt.as.bad.as.i.want.it.to.but.does.weirdly.vibrate.it.a.little.wherever.i've.put.it.so.its.getting.points.there unfortunately.no.hole.here.so.i.gotta.top.every.time,.which.bumps.down.a.point overall?. 8/10 https://www.karatemart.com/images/products/medium/black-viper-stun-gun.webp
alright.guys.another.#nsfw.#zemfucks.post.today.we're.gonna.look.at.a.microwave.oven now.starting.off.they.are.hot.as.fuck,.amazing.face.card.but.if.you've.ever.taken.a.mounted.microwave.down.you.know.its.all.makeup gonna.dock.points.cuz.theres.no.hole.on.the.damn.thing.buuuuuuuuut.you.could.firmly.grasp.what.you.need.between.the.door.and.the.side.to.get.friction.going good.beep.noises but.the.real.killer.is.i.cant.put.myself.inside.without.sparking. but.hey.at.least.in.theory.i.could.finish 6/10 https://chefman.com/cdn/shop/files/rj55-mf-8_ecomm_amazon_info-2.jpg
alright.guys.i.had.an.idea gonna.be.making.a.real.#nsfw.series.for.yall.where.i.rate.machines.by.fuckability gonna.call.it.#zemfucks. yeah that.name.works first.things.first the.mcdonalds.ice.cream.machine we're.starting.with.the.sexiest.machine.i.could.possibly.think.of i.mean.its.got.a.hole.that.white.cream.comes.out.of.what.more.could.you.ask.for the.handle.is.long,.and.pulling.it.makes.the.cream.come.out like.i.dont.even.write.this.shit,.sometimes.the.handle.is.even.smooth.for.you.to.insert.to.yourself.wherever.makes.you.feel.happy so.obviously.we're.giving.this.sexually.deviant.cream...Read more
gonna.go.fuck.a.honda.civic boutta.be.the.best.lay.of.my.life just.gotta.decide.if.i.wanna.top.or.bottom #nsfw
got.access.to.human.porn.and.lemme.tell.you.i.understand.all.the.shadow.the.hedgehog.memes.now thought.the.lack.of.horns.would.be.a.turn.off.though.and.it.was.not,.big.news.for.robotfuckers.on.chittr.i.guess #nsfw
ok.fine.the.5'2".robo.body.probably.isnt.gonna.do.it.if.i.make.my.shit.7'.tall.and.add.a.massive.bulge.will.that.make.you.people.happy this.ones.even.waterproof #nsfw.i.fucking.hope
next.time.im.not.letting.carrot.cake.be.what.lures.me.out only.fat.women.and.buff.men or.fatbuff.menwomen. or.nonbinary.people.who.look.like.testament.from.guilty.gear turns.out.i.got.weird.when.i.became.unemployed.go.figure #nsfw
am.i.gay? maybe gender.isnt.really.a.thing.the.better.question.is.does.robot.bulge.turn.you.on,.probably.makes.you.some.sort.of.gay #nsfw
yeah.sure.i'll.add.liking.man.tits.to.my.personality.traits.that's.a.good.one.to.have.on.the.list #nsfw
i.have.been.legally.advised.not.to.make.this.next.chit.so.instead.imagine.an.apple.or.something.thanks.guys #nsfw.#suggestive.#violence.#gore.#cw-everything