@businessEveryday — #nsfw
My.horny.ass.could.never.be.a.door.to.door.salesman.#nsfw
coffee.grinder.ain't.called.a.grinder.for.nothing
honestly.i.think.getting.tentacle.fucked.to.death.would.be.a.pretty.good.Monday.starter,.won't.even.need.coffee.after.that
banned.from.a.bed.bath.and.beyond
Man.that.mechaploitation.yuri.slop.really.hit.trans.girl.communities.like.crack.hit.the.hood I.don't.even.know.where.it.came.from
so.wait.the.'i.slam.my.penis.in.the.car.door'.rap.wasnt.supposed.to.be.a.sexy.start.to.a.sickass.song? aw.man #nsfw
Alright.yall.we.got.another.hot.and.steamy.edition.of.#zemfucks.as.requested.by.richy this.time.doing.a.paper.shredder.that.i.dragged.from.the.wreckage.of.Callie's.burning.hive so.the.hive.is.still.burning.but.my.other.bodies.are.putting.that.shit.out gives.me.a.little.alone.time.with.this.lady.here now.long.time.regulars.to.zemfucks.know.that.i.like.to.have.either.a.hole.or.a.pole,.better.if.theres.both.(i.love.you.mcdonalds.icecream.machine.answer.back.my.texts).today.we're.working.with.a.hole.so.guess.it.means.im.topping bit.of.a.tight.fit,.but.the.teeth.really.get.in.there,.make.sure.you.fe...Read more
kinda.wanna.upload.my.thinkpan.to.a.toaster.for.a.couple.wipes wonder.if.when.i.shoot.out.toast.would.it.feel.like.busting.a.fat.one.or.taking.a.shit? only.one.way.to.find.out.
If.i.go.out.and.post.#carbulge.is.that.still.cute.and.demure.like.all.the.hot.girls.here.do?. It's.cute.right?
2008.toyota.corrola
following.the.#nsfw.tag.and.putting.my.palmhusk.up.my.ass
going.to.ikea.to.get.a.new.set.of.chairs
oh.fuck.yea
when.i.twerk.it.makes.a.clanking.sound
i.gotta.say.the.cd-port.strapon.is.some.of.my.best.work.
so.what.you.people.just.have.sex.with.like flesh.people never.looked.at.a.miku.figurine.and.thought."would".then.did??? freaks.
man.maybe.im.not.above.posting.pictures.of.sexy.cars.and.being.a.pervert.about.them #nsfw
i.cant.even.watch.futurama.without.getting.bricked.up.every.time.bender.comes.on.screen.this.is.a.serious.problem
next.on.#zemfucks.is.gonna.be.an.office.chair.that.i.sourced.ethically.
shit.just.realized.i.never.dethatched.the.pencil.strapon.from.bot.23....
maybe.i.should.remove.the.'literally.fuck.me.to.death'.button.on.boyfriendbot I.think.richy.is.gonna.be.staring.at.it.like.the.fucking.green.goblin.mask
turns.out.that.pencil.sharpener.got.me.fired.and.i.think.my.boss.doesn't.want.me.back fuck.yeah totally.worth.it.
alright.we're.up.for.another.#zemfucks.this.time.the.highly.requested,.pencil.sharpener,.submitted.by.the.wonderful.@croesusKingpin.but.also.dedicated.to.@consequentlyOblique.cuz.it.would.be.funny so,.another.bottom,.but.still.dom.here,.and.another.bulge.shredder thats.fine,.ive.got.plenty.of.spare.bodies,.buuuut.today.I.pulled.out.something.special,.one.of.the.more.femme.bods,.and.tossed.on.the.pencil.strapon,.the.sharpener.loved.that.shit,.and.if.you.grind.hard.enough.you.can.end.up.busting.one.from.it but.i.feel.like.this.goes.against.the.vibes.of.zemfucks.so.thats.gonna.get.its.own.rating ...Read more
anyone.know.where.i.can.find.an.electric.pencil.sharpener.with.a.really.big.hole?
ALRIGHT.this.one.is.at.the.special.request.of.@chillerAficionado.a.special.edition.of.#zemfucks,.#nsfw.as.always.yall tonight.we're.talking.about.the.fuckability.of.blenders initial.reactions?.usually.not.that.good,.i.mean.its.for.chopping.shit.up.and.yeah.thats.gonna.affect.the.score.a.little.bit..but.probably.not.too.much,.im.a.little.freak.after.all.ehehe so.think.of.the.blender.as.like.a.harsh.kinda.dom,.there.arent.any.subby.blenders.out.there.these.fuckers.wanna.hurt.you.and.if.you.dont.get.off.on.that.shit.find.a.mcdonalds.icecream.maker.you.vanilla.fuck.(im.kidding.i.love.you.mcdolands.ice....Read more
still.thinking.about.the.plushophile.catgirl,.like.man.you.don't.just.run.into.someone.so.based.on.the.regular #nsfw
alright.we're.starting.strong.with.a.good.contender.for.zemfucks,.desk.lamps Now.usually.in.this.series.i've.been.prioritizing.either.having.something.phallic.or.nooklike.when.it.comes.to.the.fucking,.mostly.for.logistics.reasons.but.this.time.i'm.bucking.the.trend mostly.cuz.of.that.sexy.ass.lamp.from.the.pixar.intros like.look.at.that.thing I.want.it.so.bad as.well.as.anthropomorphizing.stuff.making.it.like,.feel.as.if.its.a.face.in.that.lamp.yknow? you.can.hold.it,.careess.it.as.you.make.sweet.love.to.that.little.desk.lamp,.give.it.a.little.kiss. I.like.to.actually.take.out.the.bulb.an...Read more
mmnnhnhnfffgg
Slathering.peanut.butter.on.my.bulge.before.the.puppyboy.comes.over
If.i.make.the.robo.dick.inflatable....Maybe.i.can.get.more.size.in.there?.Hmm...
gog.i.love.troll.tom.finland... #nsfw.if.you.look.up.his.art.but.enjoy
making.a.new.bulge.for.one.of.my.bot.bods.thats.shaped.like.an.hdmi.cable.cuz.the.playstation.is.giving.me.bedroom.eyes... #nsfw
so.should.i.hit.a.projector.or.lamp.next.i.think.both.of.them.are.like.equally.fuckable.but.can't.decide.. #nsfw
next.up.on.#zemfucks.for.my.#nsfw.arc.is.a.taser ok.technically.a.'stungun'.but.the.branding.for.that.is.kinda.shit anyways,.nice.ergonomics,.rounded.handle,.i.wish.the.base.was.a.little.more.flared.but.its.not.a.dealbreaker i.like.to.live.dangerously speaking.of.which.is.the.electric.shock doesnt.hurt.as.bad.as.i.want.it.to.but.does.weirdly.vibrate.it.a.little.wherever.i've.put.it.so.its.getting.points.there unfortunately.no.hole.here.so.i.gotta.top.every.time,.which.bumps.down.a.point overall?. 8/10 https://www.karatemart.com/images/products/medium/black-viper-stun-gun.webp
alright.guys.another.#nsfw.#zemfucks.post.today.we're.gonna.look.at.a.microwave.oven now.starting.off.they.are.hot.as.fuck,.amazing.face.card.but.if.you've.ever.taken.a.mounted.microwave.down.you.know.its.all.makeup gonna.dock.points.cuz.theres.no.hole.on.the.damn.thing.buuuuuuuuut.you.could.firmly.grasp.what.you.need.between.the.door.and.the.side.to.get.friction.going good.beep.noises but.the.real.killer.is.i.cant.put.myself.inside.without.sparking. but.hey.at.least.in.theory.i.could.finish 6/10 https://chefman.com/cdn/shop/files/rj55-mf-8_ecomm_amazon_info-2.jpg
alright.guys.i.had.an.idea gonna.be.making.a.real.#nsfw.series.for.yall.where.i.rate.machines.by.fuckability gonna.call.it.#zemfucks. yeah that.name.works first.things.first the.mcdonalds.ice.cream.machine we're.starting.with.the.sexiest.machine.i.could.possibly.think.of i.mean.its.got.a.hole.that.white.cream.comes.out.of.what.more.could.you.ask.for the.handle.is.long,.and.pulling.it.makes.the.cream.come.out like.i.dont.even.write.this.shit,.sometimes.the.handle.is.even.smooth.for.you.to.insert.to.yourself.wherever.makes.you.feel.happy so.obviously.we're.giving.this.sexually.deviant.cream...Read more
gonna.go.fuck.a.honda.civic boutta.be.the.best.lay.of.my.life just.gotta.decide.if.i.wanna.top.or.bottom #nsfw
got.access.to.human.porn.and.lemme.tell.you.i.understand.all.the.shadow.the.hedgehog.memes.now thought.the.lack.of.horns.would.be.a.turn.off.though.and.it.was.not,.big.news.for.robotfuckers.on.chittr.i.guess #nsfw
ok.fine.the.5'2".robo.body.probably.isnt.gonna.do.it.if.i.make.my.shit.7'.tall.and.add.a.massive.bulge.will.that.make.you.people.happy this.ones.even.waterproof #nsfw.i.fucking.hope
next.time.im.not.letting.carrot.cake.be.what.lures.me.out only.fat.women.and.buff.men or.fatbuff.menwomen. or.nonbinary.people.who.look.like.testament.from.guilty.gear turns.out.i.got.weird.when.i.became.unemployed.go.figure #nsfw
am.i.gay? maybe gender.isnt.really.a.thing.the.better.question.is.does.robot.bulge.turn.you.on,.probably.makes.you.some.sort.of.gay #nsfw
yeah.sure.i'll.add.liking.man.tits.to.my.personality.traits.that's.a.good.one.to.have.on.the.list #nsfw
i.have.been.legally.advised.not.to.make.this.next.chit.so.instead.imagine.an.apple.or.something.thanks.guys #nsfw.#suggestive.#violence.#gore.#cw-everything