@businessEveryday — #zemfucks
next.up.on.#zemfucks.for.my.#nsfw.arc.is.a.taser ok.technically.a.'stungun'.but.the.branding.for.that.is.kinda.shit anyways,.nice.ergonomics,.rounded.handle,.i.wish.the.base.was.a.little.more.flared.but.its.not.a.dealbreaker i.like.to.live.dangerously speaking.of.which.is.the.electric.shock doesnt.hurt.as.bad.as.i.want.it.to.but.does.weirdly.vibrate.it.a.little.wherever.i've.put.it.so.its.getting.points.there unfortunately.no.hole.here.so.i.gotta.top.every.time,.which.bumps.down.a.point overall?. 8/10 https://www.karatemart.com/images/products/medium/black-viper-stun-gun.webp
alright.guys.another.#nsfw.#zemfucks.post.today.we're.gonna.look.at.a.microwave.oven now.starting.off.they.are.hot.as.fuck,.amazing.face.card.but.if.you've.ever.taken.a.mounted.microwave.down.you.know.its.all.makeup gonna.dock.points.cuz.theres.no.hole.on.the.damn.thing.buuuuuuuuut.you.could.firmly.grasp.what.you.need.between.the.door.and.the.side.to.get.friction.going good.beep.noises but.the.real.killer.is.i.cant.put.myself.inside.without.sparking. but.hey.at.least.in.theory.i.could.finish 6/10 https://chefman.com/cdn/shop/files/rj55-mf-8_ecomm_amazon_info-2.jpg
alright.well.given.we.got.mr.toe.sucker.going.at.it.im.gonna.seem.sane.and.write.another.#zemfucks.post
alright.guys.i.had.an.idea gonna.be.making.a.real.#nsfw.series.for.yall.where.i.rate.machines.by.fuckability gonna.call.it.#zemfucks. yeah that.name.works first.things.first the.mcdonalds.ice.cream.machine we're.starting.with.the.sexiest.machine.i.could.possibly.think.of i.mean.its.got.a.hole.that.white.cream.comes.out.of.what.more.could.you.ask.for the.handle.is.long,.and.pulling.it.makes.the.cream.come.out like.i.dont.even.write.this.shit,.sometimes.the.handle.is.even.smooth.for.you.to.insert.to.yourself.wherever.makes.you.feel.happy so.obviously.we're.giving.this.sexually.deviant.cream...Read more
