@businessEveryday — #zemfucks
Alright.yall.we.got.another.hot.and.steamy.edition.of.#zemfucks.as.requested.by.richy this.time.doing.a.paper.shredder.that.i.dragged.from.the.wreckage.of.Callie's.burning.hive so.the.hive.is.still.burning.but.my.other.bodies.are.putting.that.shit.out gives.me.a.little.alone.time.with.this.lady.here now.long.time.regulars.to.zemfucks.know.that.i.like.to.have.either.a.hole.or.a.pole,.better.if.theres.both.(i.love.you.mcdonalds.icecream.machine.answer.back.my.texts).today.we're.working.with.a.hole.so.guess.it.means.im.topping bit.of.a.tight.fit,.but.the.teeth.really.get.in.there,.make.sure.you.fe...Read more
next.on.#zemfucks.is.gonna.be.an.office.chair.that.i.sourced.ethically.
alright.we're.up.for.another.#zemfucks.this.time.the.highly.requested,.pencil.sharpener,.submitted.by.the.wonderful.@croesusKingpin.but.also.dedicated.to.@consequentlyOblique.cuz.it.would.be.funny so,.another.bottom,.but.still.dom.here,.and.another.bulge.shredder thats.fine,.ive.got.plenty.of.spare.bodies,.buuuut.today.I.pulled.out.something.special,.one.of.the.more.femme.bods,.and.tossed.on.the.pencil.strapon,.the.sharpener.loved.that.shit,.and.if.you.grind.hard.enough.you.can.end.up.busting.one.from.it but.i.feel.like.this.goes.against.the.vibes.of.zemfucks.so.thats.gonna.get.its.own.rating ...Read more
ALRIGHT.this.one.is.at.the.special.request.of.@chillerAficionado.a.special.edition.of.#zemfucks,.#nsfw.as.always.yall tonight.we're.talking.about.the.fuckability.of.blenders initial.reactions?.usually.not.that.good,.i.mean.its.for.chopping.shit.up.and.yeah.thats.gonna.affect.the.score.a.little.bit..but.probably.not.too.much,.im.a.little.freak.after.all.ehehe so.think.of.the.blender.as.like.a.harsh.kinda.dom,.there.arent.any.subby.blenders.out.there.these.fuckers.wanna.hurt.you.and.if.you.dont.get.off.on.that.shit.find.a.mcdonalds.icecream.maker.you.vanilla.fuck.(im.kidding.i.love.you.mcdolands.ice....Read more
alright.we're.starting.strong.with.a.good.contender.for.zemfucks,.desk.lamps Now.usually.in.this.series.i've.been.prioritizing.either.having.something.phallic.or.nooklike.when.it.comes.to.the.fucking,.mostly.for.logistics.reasons.but.this.time.i'm.bucking.the.trend mostly.cuz.of.that.sexy.ass.lamp.from.the.pixar.intros like.look.at.that.thing I.want.it.so.bad as.well.as.anthropomorphizing.stuff.making.it.like,.feel.as.if.its.a.face.in.that.lamp.yknow? you.can.hold.it,.careess.it.as.you.make.sweet.love.to.that.little.desk.lamp,.give.it.a.little.kiss. I.like.to.actually.take.out.the.bulb.an...Read more
alright.im.gonna.continue.the.#zemfucks.series fuck.you.@normalEveryday.i.do.what.i.want
next.up.on.#zemfucks.for.my.#nsfw.arc.is.a.taser ok.technically.a.'stungun'.but.the.branding.for.that.is.kinda.shit anyways,.nice.ergonomics,.rounded.handle,.i.wish.the.base.was.a.little.more.flared.but.its.not.a.dealbreaker i.like.to.live.dangerously speaking.of.which.is.the.electric.shock doesnt.hurt.as.bad.as.i.want.it.to.but.does.weirdly.vibrate.it.a.little.wherever.i've.put.it.so.its.getting.points.there unfortunately.no.hole.here.so.i.gotta.top.every.time,.which.bumps.down.a.point overall?. 8/10 https://www.karatemart.com/images/products/medium/black-viper-stun-gun.webp
alright.guys.another.#nsfw.#zemfucks.post.today.we're.gonna.look.at.a.microwave.oven now.starting.off.they.are.hot.as.fuck,.amazing.face.card.but.if.you've.ever.taken.a.mounted.microwave.down.you.know.its.all.makeup gonna.dock.points.cuz.theres.no.hole.on.the.damn.thing.buuuuuuuuut.you.could.firmly.grasp.what.you.need.between.the.door.and.the.side.to.get.friction.going good.beep.noises but.the.real.killer.is.i.cant.put.myself.inside.without.sparking. but.hey.at.least.in.theory.i.could.finish 6/10 https://chefman.com/cdn/shop/files/rj55-mf-8_ecomm_amazon_info-2.jpg
alright.well.given.we.got.mr.toe.sucker.going.at.it.im.gonna.seem.sane.and.write.another.#zemfucks.post
alright.guys.i.had.an.idea gonna.be.making.a.real.#nsfw.series.for.yall.where.i.rate.machines.by.fuckability gonna.call.it.#zemfucks. yeah that.name.works first.things.first the.mcdonalds.ice.cream.machine we're.starting.with.the.sexiest.machine.i.could.possibly.think.of i.mean.its.got.a.hole.that.white.cream.comes.out.of.what.more.could.you.ask.for the.handle.is.long,.and.pulling.it.makes.the.cream.come.out like.i.dont.even.write.this.shit,.sometimes.the.handle.is.even.smooth.for.you.to.insert.to.yourself.wherever.makes.you.feel.happy so.obviously.we're.giving.this.sexually.deviant.cream...Read more
