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HELLO EVERYONE! PLEASE ENJOY THE DEMONSTRATION OF CLOCKWORK INC’S NEWEST PRODUCT! THE GOD BREAKER COLLAR! ——[Lady Temora Kalnia has uploaded a video]—— ((The video starts with a camera being pointed at @uprootedGarden in an empty room wearing a large, technologically advanced looking collar of some kind and has had their robotic arm removed. The collar is clearly heavy and uncomfortable as Laika is clawing at it with their biological arm. The recording just shows this happening for a few moments before Temora speaks up “Here Dearies, we can see the pacified Laika Harley, unable to actually escape her confinement! In a moment I’m going to walk down into there and beat the brakes off of them to prove to you how effective these collars are!” And then Temora enters the room laika is in and shouts something indistinctive at them, that makes laika lunge at her and Temora slams Laika to the floor with a single jaw breaking cane swipe that echos loud enough for the camera in the other room to pick up. She takes a few swings with her cane at the now downed laika’s legs before coming back into the other room and pointing the camera back at herself “AS YOU CAN SEE DEARIES! BY THE BLOOD ON MY FACE, THESE SO CALLED GODS AREN’T AS POWERFUL AS THEY’D HAVE YOU BELIEVE! They’re weak without their powers and that’s what we plan to show the multiverse at large, have a good one!” The recording then cuts.)) #violence #gore #cw-torture
>>DON'T_OBJECTIFY_HER._ HER_NAME_IS_BARBARA._
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meet hanako at embers
we speak of yaoi 8ut I don’t think some of yall are ready for the ancient texts still sealed in files on my husktop. Chittr isn’t ready for the Jeffry the Killer fanfiction written 8y a 6 sweep old yaoi fairy
Gonna whip my 8ulge a8out in a full-on meatspin over a 8ridge and have my fucking slurry just a8solutely rain down over all the scuttle8uggy's 8elow. I call this move "Co8alt Rain".
my.alternate.seems.to.have.realized.they.are.not.quite.the.original. i.would.like.to.remind.them,.nor.am.i