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>8/ COU/D BE BECAUSSE ITSS MEANT TO INFUSSE WATER OR WHATEVER >8?
WE// MAYBE THISS TIME ISS THE ONE THAT WI// GET YOU >83 NOT SSURE WHY YOU KEEP DOING SSIMI/AR THINGSS IF YOU KNOW YOU// END UP IN SSITUATIONSS /IKE THISS >8/
THinkking baackk to the job interview, I aam recaalling my maany blunders aand I haave to wonder... WAaas it my inaability to kkeep laasting eye contaact thaat convinced them to hire me? THe nervous laaughter before every response? THe aabnormaal excitement aabout haaving workk to do aat aall times? AAre they aall aalso sociaally inept freaakks?
WEll, waas the situaation solved?
YOu must chaannel your inner crustaaceaan
I might go for aa daay waalkk
c< i was gONNa say sOMetHiN #Nsfw abOut My breaKfast, but.... tHeN itd sOuNd liKe iM fucKiNg tHis burri2 iNstead Of eatiNg it >c
slurpe
I must not chew on the crisp, fresh sponge for waashing the dishes. I must not put it in my mouth, no maatter how tempting it lookks aand feels between my fingers
OH, well, do let others be the judges of thaat
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YOu, of course, haave my sympaathy, I waas merely aattempting to shed light upon her straange behaaviour
the empire d:o)esnt want y:o)u t:o) kn:o)w this, but the cr:o)akbeasts y:o)u see at the p:o)nd are free. y:o)u can just take them. i had :o)ver 57. they're delici:o)us.
Strictly hypothetically if someone were to nail together a powerfully pointing presentation comparing power-scaling mangas, what would be better to use: AAA or I<—E—E—<—E—?
vwhatevwer you say lil bro