@caligulaAscendit — #eridanwwar
some miserable clay eater told me to go fuck myself today in standard eridanny fashion i planned to decapitate him an display his head on the hood a my teslaa wwhile drivvin through the cull court wwhen i had a sudden out a body experience (probably reached the fourth jhana lets be real guys im definitely the awwakened one) i found myself in a strange place that looked like the set a the big comfy couch an for some reason seahorse dad wwas there too turns out he had befriended the clowwnette wwith the vvery honkable nose hubba hubba an they told me that im nevver gonna get laid unless i literally fuck mys...Read more
unchained eridan has nothin on me he is a blusterin lusus boy an effete milksop wwho nevver had a husktop exploded in his face by captors gutterblood larks as revvenge for deservvedly disbuddin that mudblood tavvros i am a wwarhardened beast an you should vvote #admiralampora or #levviathan if you wwant to be on the wwinnin team #eridanwwar
aint no one givve a hamster lusus ass about this pool snorefest except for lechers an grubs youvve been wwarned if you consider yourself cultured youll be attendin #eridanwwar on the 22nd there wwill be charcuterie boards an firewworks forged from the ashes a immolated wwitches phat ass lowwblood girls get in for free
all it takes is one goregle search to find out about my many imperial undertakins an accomplishments im kind of a big fuckin deal if you evver momentarily doubted that i wwould reign vvictorious ovver my alts in the #eridanwwar youre a pissant an once im done crushin my alts underfoot im comin for your little pissant wwindhole