
Eridan Ampora
@caligulasAquarium
It ya buoy His Eldritch Radiance God Tier Former Regent of the New Alternian Empire gender fluid they/them ((Sometimes NSFW 🔞DNI))

Wonder if it would be id-eel to keep a little tally of all my guppies now t)(at t)(eres more t)(an a few people I'd call t)(at... )(mmm~

glub!

I cant be tired AND horny like cod damn pick one #nsfww

if any lalonde told me to get naked then i'd have it done in less than a millisecond #nsfw

need a baddie to put my in physical danger

:33< if mew want mew can squ33ze my tits but be warned :33< theres nyathing there to squ33ze :33< #nsfw

▲lesbians throw themselves at me, thats really it, no real reason, guess its just everything about it▼

i have 40+ black b0rders ladies

so solid mercury actually has a tensile strength double that of steel now consider ice demons in solid mercury armor

HI I DON'T GET ANYTHING YOU GUYS SAY 50% OF THE TIME BUT WHAT DOES HOPE TASTE LIKE????

Imagine bein beautiful and perfect and nevver bein wwrong.

evvery monarch deservves a crumblin girl failure as a swworn swword.




