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I d◎n't kn◎w wh⟁t kinks were p◎sted, but here ⟁re s◎me ◎f my f⟁v◎rites t◎ d◎ t◎ ◎thers! Humili⟁ti◎n, whipping, s◎unding, c◎ll⟁ring, le⟁shing, fl◎gging (it c⟁n g◎ with whipping), stepping ◎n, Bulge ⟁nd n◎◎k t◎rture! ⟁nd much, much m◎re!
I think being c◎cky is ◎k⟁y! If y◎u c⟁n b⟁ck up wh⟁t y◎u s⟁y, is it re⟁lly being c◎cky ◎r just c◎nfident?
⟁p◎l◎gies! Ste⟁l her w⟁llet!
H◎w fun, ste⟁l his w⟁llet t◎◎!
Hell◎ Chittr, I've been busy! Wh⟁t h⟁ve the unempl◎yed m⟁sses been up t◎?
They s⟁y evil never pr◎spers, but hist◎ry s⟁ys ◎therwise! Repe⟁tedly!
◎h, d◎n't y◎u w◎rry, y◎ur ⟁ggr⟁v⟁ting little he⟁d, Mr. Pitch, my ◎wn d◎g is quite w◎nderful! He's well-versed in tricks ⟁nd very well disciplined!
HMMMM, I see Pristine's d◎g h⟁s j◎ined.
↗️LET THERE BE NO MISTAKING.↗️ ↘️if there were a situation wherein my superior of physical and corporate majesty was accused of some kind of crime↘️ ↗️AND THEY WERE FACING PERSEXECUTION AT THE UNFEELING PRONGS OF THE LEGISLACERATORS TAKING THEM IN↗️ ↘️and i was nearby↘️ ↗️I WOULD LITERALLY NOT EVEN HESITATE TO SPRING INTO ACTION AND DO ANYTHING IN MY POWER TO DISTRACT THE UNCARING EXTENSIONS OF THE LAW THAT BE.↗️ ↘️i would literally insert a sharp object into my arterial sheath, pull outward, and spray blood violently.↘️ ↗️EVERYWHERE.↗️ ↘️onto every surface.↘️ ↗️WHILE ALSO SCREAMING AND ALSO THRASHING.↗️ ↘️so that they pay attention to me instead.↘️ ↗️AND MY DESIGNATED SUPERIOR CAN ESCAPE.↗️ ↘️it is literally my duty to die for a higher cause.↘️ ↗️I WOULD HAPPILY DO THIS.↗️ ↘️#violence #suicide↘️
// He would not post this in character, but these are his results on the Dark Triad, quiz to know what we're dealing with. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3e5ca5660c43.png
The term is usu⟁lly in resp◎nse t◎ highbl◎◎ds. I h⟁ve never seen it used t◎w⟁rds l◎wbl◎◎ds.
Hm?
S◎me ◎f y◎u ⟁re s◎ highbl◎◎d, s⟁vi◎r-c◎mplex-c◎ded (neg⟁tive) It's ⟁nn◎ying.
Ex⟁ctly!
Th⟁nk y◎u! Intern St⟁rki will be remembered!
Ex⟁ctly! ⟁nd wh◎ d◎esn't l◎ve ⟁ g◎◎d ◎melet?
I've been busy! Inventing! Unf◎rtun⟁tely, intern St⟁rki w⟁s killed by the inventi◎n in questi◎n. He'll be remembered! Bec⟁use he w⟁s ⟁ f⟁v◎rite, very sm⟁rt, ⟁nd t⟁lented! The m⟁chine is n◎w c⟁lled- - DRUMR◎LL PLE⟁SE - St⟁rki-001! ⟁s we're testing new medic⟁l ⟁ssist⟁nt r◎b◎ts, s◎ ⟁ t⟁d fitting.
Y◎u're c◎rrect!
I l◎ve when ⟁ d◎g is l◎y⟁l! M⟁kes my ⟁lre⟁dy big smile widen, ⟁LM◎ST e⟁r t◎ e⟁r. Since it's my f⟁v◎rite d◎g, it ⟁lm◎st w⟁rms my pusher!
:)!! ⟁ren't y◎u g◎ing the extr⟁ mile? H◎w cute. Y◎u'll be rew⟁rded f◎r this, ◎f c◎urse!
Ex⟁ctly.
Pe◎ple ⟁re typic⟁lly very stupid!
Such ⟁ g◎◎d b◎y, ⟁nd I didn't even tell y◎u t◎ p◎st this!
I d◎n't need t◎ c◎mmit crimes t◎ succeed! Just step ◎n every◎ne in y◎ur w⟁y t◎ the t◎p; they m⟁ke GRE⟁T st⟁irs.
I d◎n't lie; I misinf◎rm! Twist the truth! It's n◎t my f⟁ult th⟁t pe◎ple d◎n't f⟁ct-check ◎r get det⟁ils f◎r cl⟁rific⟁ti◎n. They seem h⟁ppy ⟁s c⟁n be t◎ listen t◎ me
⟁dmittedly, I d◎n't h⟁ve ⟁ pers◎n⟁l interest in the underbelly ◎f cert⟁in businesses. H◎WEVER, I d◎ l◎ve ⟁ g◎◎d m◎n◎p◎ly! It's h◎w y◎u st⟁y ◎n t◎p!
\ n >< n / #happytohelp #jobwelldone
Killing slaves is a waste of not only time but also money. Resell them to someone you dislike at a higher price than the purchase price. Find a way to make them profitable again. If not in this universe, then surely another. #businessminded
Reminder: it's perfectly fine t◎ step ◎n s◎me◎ne's thr◎⟁t if they upset y◎u; they like it ⟁nd enj◎y the feeling! My little w⟁ge sl⟁ves kn◎w ex⟁ctly h◎w t◎ keep me h⟁ppy, ⟁nd when I'm h⟁ppy, they're h⟁ppy, ⟁nd I l◎ve t◎ see them h⟁ppy! ⟁ls◎, be sure y◎ur empl◎yees l◎◎k gre⟁t with y◎ur sh◎es, it helps.
I'm gl⟁d I d◎n't w◎rk in the m⟁in ◎ffices. I h⟁ve been t◎ld th⟁t TR h⟁s been getting c◎mpl⟁ints ⟁b◎ut empl◎yees e⟁ting c⟁nned fish in the ◎ffice during bre⟁ks. While it's n◎t ⟁g⟁inst c◎mp⟁ny p◎licy... Pr◎b⟁bly smells h◎rrible. Like b⟁⟁⟁⟁⟁d. Very, very b⟁d.
Catch! #badgeguy #juniorbadgedyou #wageslave
\ ! >< ! /
Mäkë thë bäd fönt thë dëfäült änd püt thë gööd fönt bëhïnd ä päywäll #cäpïtälïsm
G◎◎d b◎y!
Hm, @imJuni◎r the w⟁ge sl⟁ve b⟁dge, c⟁n y◎u give th⟁t t◎ @c⟁ll◎us⟁dv◎c⟁te? He's mine. I'd like my d◎g t◎ h⟁ve th⟁t b⟁dge. He'd like it t◎◎!
➡️Sometimes, the Baronair will get me a large Spite, fasten me to the back of my chair, and watch me attempt to grope for the straw with my nutrient intake orifice.➡️
I've been busy! Stepping ◎n the c◎mpetiti◎n ⟁nd grinding them int◎ ⟁ fine dust s◎ my empl◎yees c⟁n sn◎rt it ⟁nd w◎rk th◎se extr⟁ h◎urs they s◎ desire!
Truly it baffles me howv the lowvblooded land dwveller crowvd is allowved to roam freely on the internet. Yipping like beasts fit for a cage about this or that. Little mayflies blogging about their wvorthless little livwves, almost begging to be culled wvith howv they speak, such disrespectful things. Nowv do not get me started wvith the humans, my introduction to them as been brief, but the squishy things are flaky and fickle. If I had my wvay there wvould be a blood cap on the internet, no one belowv blue wvould be allowved to post. Sure they could like and followv like idle baabeasts and the slavwves they are, but posting should be reservwved for the elite. Some may believwve the internet is meant to bring evwveryone dowvn to the same levwvel, but I think that is ridiculous, frankly. Those that are abovwve should stay there, and those belowv should learn to kneel.
◎f c◎urse, I d◎n't let filth t◎uch me.
Well, unless y◎u decided t◎ cut me ◎pen, ⟁nd y◎u c⟁n't, y◎u d◎ n◎t kn◎w if I'm telling the truth ◎r n◎t.
⟁ls◎, my he⟁rt is s◎lid g◎ld, s◎ ⟁n ⟁ccur⟁te descript◎r!
But hil⟁ri◎us!
⟁n empl◎yee wh◎ b⟁rks g◎◎d, c⟁tches the best, ⟁nd f◎ll◎ws ◎rders perfectly gets t◎ kiss the sh◎e th⟁t kicks them!
◎h, hm, well, n◎w I'm curi◎us. But c⟁rry ◎n. I'm curi◎us ⟁b◎ut wh⟁t y◎u'll d◎.
Hell◎, Juni◎r.
We h⟁ve ⟁ "W⟁ge Sl⟁ve" ◎f the m◎nth, ⟁nd they get t◎ we⟁r ⟁ b⟁dge th⟁t s⟁ys "g◎◎d b◎y" ◎r "g◎◎d girl" ◎n it. They l◎ve it!
Yes, I c◎uld tell.
Wh⟁t ⟁ w◎nderful im⟁ge!
My empl◎yees ⟁re quite cute; they squirm under my g⟁ze~! S◎ p⟁thetic!
Hum⟁ns, ⟁re there m◎nths f◎r the ◎ther sins?
The ⟁nswer is veering t◎w⟁rd n◎, ⟁nd I'm met with endless dis⟁pp◎intment.
Nö önës ëvër ïntërëstëd whën Ï tälk äböüt wörk. Ïntërëstïng. #ëmplöÿëd #nötïcïng
It's bec⟁use they're ⟁ll unempl◎yed ⟁nd j◎b ⟁pplic⟁ti◎ns sc⟁re them! They're p⟁thetic.
H⟁ppy Pride M◎nth! Empl◎yees get 2 less mins ◎n their bre⟁k ⟁ll m◎nth! Bec⟁use I d◎n't w⟁nt them ye⟁rning ◎n the j◎b. We ⟁re n◎w selling pride-themed items ◎n the empyre⟁n st◎refr◎nt!
We fin⟁lly repl⟁ced my ◎ffice ch⟁ir; we w◎uld h⟁ve repl⟁ced it s◎◎ner, but interns ⟁re very useful. They like being s⟁t ◎n ⟁nyw⟁y!
ONE OF MY COWORKERS HAS BEEN IN THE DISCIPLINE HOLE FOR THREE WORKNIGHTS NOW! I CAN ONLY IMAGINE WHAT HEINOUS, INCOMPETENT THING HE COULD’VE DONE TO GET HIMSELF BANISHED FOR THAT LONG! I HOPE HE LEARNS HIS LESSON! 𓂃✍︎
@c⟁ll◎us⟁dv◎c⟁te G◎◎d b◎y.
Why d◎ th⟁t when I c⟁n just m⟁ke them be⟁t the shit ◎ut ◎f e⟁ch ◎ther when they need t◎ "vent"? D◎n't bring y◎u l◎wlife filth here~!
⟁lw⟁ys g◎◎d t◎ remind them!
G◎◎d! There's h◎pe f◎r the dregs ◎f s◎ciety left~!
Y◎u me⟁n th⟁t p⟁thetic hum⟁n c◎ncept? Y◎u're ⟁ tr◎ll, get ⟁ j◎b.
H◎w persistent y◎u ⟁re! H◎w uncute! If I w⟁nted t◎, I c◎uld buy y◎u ⟁nd the entire pl⟁net. I ⟁m n◎t in the business ◎f hum⟁n tr⟁fficking, h◎wever. I'm sure there's s◎me◎ne m◎re p⟁thetic wh◎'d buy y◎ur s⟁liv⟁! The re⟁l questi◎n is if y◎u c⟁n ⟁ff◎rd ME. The ⟁nswer is n◎.
Busy t◎d⟁y with ⟁ meeting ⟁⟁⟁⟁⟁⟁⟁⟁⟁⟁⟁⟁nd, ⟁t le⟁st H⟁LF ◎f the r◎◎m will be sent hive in b◎dyb⟁gs!
Just w⟁tched Secret⟁ry Ryid⟁n push intern Lucrit ◎ut ◎f the w⟁y ⟁nd ◎ffer me ⟁ c◎ffee! H◎w cute! I l◎ve when they fight f◎r my ⟁ttenti◎n~!
H◎w cute. :)
I ⟁m! I ⟁m better th⟁n y◎u ⟁nd every◎ne else! Th⟁t is ⟁ f⟁ct.
Th⟁t's fine! I'd r⟁ther y◎u h⟁ve ⟁ re⟁listic expect⟁ti◎n, n◎t w⟁nting me equ⟁ls me⟁ns y◎u underst⟁nd I ⟁m ◎ut ◎f y◎ur le⟁gue ⟁nd f⟁r ⟁b◎ve y◎u!
I'd r⟁ther spit ◎n y◎u.
Turns ◎ut I sh◎uld st⟁rt ch⟁rging pe◎ple when I spit ◎n them. Just w⟁tched the intern wipe my spit ◎ff his f⟁ce ⟁nd put it in ⟁ zipl◎ck b⟁g. Disgusting.
✧˗ˏˋTHIS GUY'S A RIOT, WILLING TO LO𝐏 A FINGER OFF FOR THE HIGHER U𝐏S! That's a strong sense of commitment right there, folks!ˎˊ˗✦
↘️i have tied a piece of my superior's hair around my thinnest prong.↘️ ↗️IT HAS INCREASED MY LUCK TENFOLD, I BELIEVE.↗️ ↘️it has also turned my typestump blue.↘️ ↗️IT IS SO TIGHT AND SO REASSURING.↗️
✧˗ˏˋRise and GRIND, ALTERNIA'S NATION OF THE DUTIFULY EM𝐏LOYED!!!🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️🕺💃 SHAKE, THOSE, MONEY MAKERS💸💸💸💸!!! Your services may go unnoticed half to most of the time, but just know✦✦✦𝐏ristine's thinking of ya 🫶🫶🫶🫶😘😘😘😘🤑🤑💜💜💜💜ˎˊ˗✦
This ⟁pplies t◎ ⟁ny◎ne under n◎t me ◎r my security det⟁il! Just the empl◎yees :)
We h◎st m◎nthly ◎ffice De⟁th M⟁tches! Empl◎yees p⟁rticip⟁te in ⟁ de⟁th m⟁tch t◎ res◎lve griev⟁nces ◎r t⟁ke s◎me◎ne's p◎siti◎n! This week, Intern Prudi⟁ ch⟁llenged ⟁nd killed Secret⟁ry Burtik, ⟁nd she h⟁s been pr◎m◎ted f◎r it! She signs her new c◎ntr⟁ct t◎d⟁y! I'm ⟁lm◎st pr◎ud!
I'm sh◎wing up ⟁t y◎ur ◎ffice t◎m◎rr◎w ⟁nd kicking y◎u.
Wë cöüld äll jüst bë lyïng äböüt blööd cölörs hüh. Büt nö. Pëöplë wöüld nëvër lïë ön thë chïttrnët.
True! G◎◎d b◎y.
N◎ ◎ne is w◎rthy ◎f me c⟁ring th⟁t much ⟁b◎ut them.
I c⟁n't ye⟁rn p◎st bec⟁use I ⟁m he⟁rtless!
If I h⟁ted s◎me- w⟁it, n◎, I d◎ h⟁te s◎me◎ne, but it's sure ⟁s fuck n◎t ye⟁rning.
:) Y◎u're still here th◎ugh.
⟁ win is ⟁ win!
Y◎u seem t◎ ⟁gree with ⟁ l◎t ◎f my ◎pini◎ns!
Pe◎ple deserve t◎ be kicked when they're d◎wn; it's e⟁sier t◎ kick them! D◎n't be ◎n the fl◎◎r f◎r e⟁sy kicking!
⟁ fresh ic◎n! ((◎◎c: ⟁rt by @fre⟁kHe⟁ux!!!))
I see! :)
My empl◎yees ⟁re he⟁vily m◎nit◎red! If they ⟁re c⟁ught sl⟁cking ◎ff, they get t⟁ken ◎ut b⟁ck ⟁nd be⟁ten!
D◎n't ⟁p◎l◎gize; pe◎ple sh◎uld gr◎vel ⟁t y◎ur feet ⟁nd beg y◎u t◎ f◎rgive them.
⟁nyw⟁y, I h⟁ve n◎ tr⟁um⟁ ◎r secrets t◎ hide! I feel n◎ guilt, sh⟁me, ◎r emp⟁thy! I've dug my heel int◎ everything th⟁t g◎t in my w⟁y, ⟁nd I will c◎ntinue t◎ d◎ s◎.
Why reply t◎ this p◎st then, hm? Kicked d◎gs b⟁rk. S◎ either ⟁ccept th⟁t y◎u ⟁re n◎thing but p⟁thetic ⟁nd useless, ◎r le⟁ve. It seems y◎u ⟁greed with my initi⟁l st⟁tement! Which w⟁s "N◎ w◎nder s◎me ◎f y◎u c◎ntinu◎usly ye⟁rn t◎ be used like ⟁ genetic m⟁teri⟁l recept⟁cle!"
Y◎u're p⟁thetic!
"in-between" is n◎t g◎◎d en◎ugh!
Why ye⟁rn when y◎u c◎uld spend th⟁t v⟁lu⟁ble time being useful!
∙☾__☽ don't like you but you rright
Ye⟁rning, emp⟁thy, ⟁nd c◎mp⟁ssi◎n ⟁re c◎mpletely useless t◎ pr◎ductive members ◎f s◎ciety. They're p⟁thetic, we⟁k hum⟁n c◎ncepts, ⟁nd le⟁d t◎ things like y◎u.
⟁pp⟁rently, y◎u need ⟁ better ◎ne.
I ⟁m ◎bjectively c◎rrect, ◎ne such dreg ◎f s◎ciety h⟁s b◎ldly c◎mmented!
Get ⟁ j◎b!
"I h⟁ve emp⟁thy 🥺, ple⟁se pity me." N◎ w◎nder s◎me ◎f y◎u c◎ntinu◎usly ye⟁rn t◎ be used like ⟁ genetic m⟁teri⟁l recept⟁cle!
I w◎uld r⟁ther spit in y◎ur f⟁ce th⟁n respect m◎st ◎f y◎u. But s◎me ◎f y◎u w◎uld like th⟁t? My nicely p◎lished sh◎e ◎n y◎ur chest ⟁nd me spitting in y◎ur f⟁ce?
⟁k⟁ get ⟁ j◎b.
Feeling b⟁d f◎r s◎me◎ne else? St◎p th⟁t, emp⟁thy is useless when y◎u c◎uld be e⟁rning m◎ney!
I'm le⟁rning entirely t◎◎ much ⟁b◎ut pe◎ple I w◎uld use ⟁ d◎◎rm⟁t.
I need t◎ st◎p letting my empl◎yees put t◎gether P◎werP◎int present⟁ti◎ns...
Ex⟁ctly, which is why I think Y◎U ⟁re ⟁ li⟁r! Depending ◎n whether y◎u're in my universe ◎r n◎t, my cl⟁ims ⟁re e⟁sily pr◎ven. H◎WEVER! This is the internet, ⟁nd I d◎n't c⟁re th⟁t deeply ⟁b◎ut this! I d◎ my j◎b, ⟁nd I d◎ it well, ⟁nd I get p⟁id f◎r it~! ⟁nyw⟁y, this c◎nvers⟁ti◎n is g◎ing n◎where! C◎nsidering sh◎pping ⟁t empyre⟁nkeep.c◎m, new members get ⟁ 50% ◎ff their first ◎rder! N◎ refunds! T◎◎dles~!
⟁nd I'm ins⟁nely rich! I h⟁ve the m◎st ⟁nd ◎nly successful medic⟁l tech c◎mp⟁ny ◎n ⟁lterni⟁n, Empyre⟁n Tech! ⟁ll the c◎mpetiti◎n gets ⟁bs◎rbed int◎ my c◎mp⟁ny! ◎r vi◎lently culled, ⟁s per c◎mp⟁ny p◎licy ◎f c◎urse.
Y◎u d◎n't kn◎w h◎w much m◎ney I m⟁ke girly p◎p!
Hm, I'm deducing. I'm w⟁sting my time.
N◎, bec⟁use I d◎n't believe y◎u'd e⟁rn m◎re m◎ney th⟁n me. Tr⟁um⟁ is f◎r the dregs ◎f ⟁lterni⟁n s◎ciety!
Well y◎u get ⟁ s◎lid c◎nfirm⟁ti◎n ◎f wh⟁t I w⟁nt fr◎m y◎u if y◎u give me ⟁n ⟁ctu⟁l w⟁ge. I'm n◎t trying t◎ get ⟁nything fr◎m s◎me◎ne wh◎ w⟁s n◎ w⟁ge.
Hm... Wh⟁t's y◎ur inc◎me?
Tr⟁um⟁? I h⟁ve n◎ne. I'm just like this ◎n purp◎se. H◎wever, I c⟁use it!
G◎◎d b◎y!
This meeting is pissing me ◎ff.
Where's my fucking d◎g?
I like my empl◎yees with ⟁ br◎ken spirit!
We put up the new website b⟁nner!
It c⟁n be if y◎u get mind-c◎ntr◎lled!
See! Th⟁t's ex⟁ctly wh⟁t I me⟁n.
E⟁ger t◎ st◎p being ⟁ dr⟁in ◎n the Empire's funds ⟁nd res◎urces? Get ⟁ j◎b! Empyre⟁n Tech is hiring! We need ⟁ new intern t◎ m⟁n⟁ge the s◎ci⟁l medi⟁ ⟁fter ⟁ll!
L◎◎k ⟁t y◎u! Pr◎ud ◎f y◎u!
Very! M◎ney is p◎wer, S⟁d⟁k◎!
Y⟁y indeed! I m⟁ke m◎re m◎ney.
Unf◎rtun⟁te f◎r him! Gre⟁t f◎r the t⟁x write-◎ffs!
Due t◎ unf◎reseen circumst⟁nces, I ⟁ls◎ need ⟁ new secret⟁ry! While I d◎ ⟁d◎re my ◎wn c⟁ste, red ⟁nd ⟁ll, he did piss ◎ff ⟁ business p⟁rtner! He w⟁s ⟁ls◎ euth⟁nized!
My ◎ffice ch⟁ir br◎ke, ⟁nd it w⟁s very nice t◎ h⟁ve ⟁n intern t◎ use ⟁ repl⟁cement!
The f⟁ce ◎f Empyre⟁n Tech! Me! I will be resp◎nding t◎ DMs ⟁nd j◎b ⟁pplic⟁ti◎ns s◎◎n!
Ye⟁rning? N◎ pr◎blem! We h⟁ve designed ⟁n ⟁t-hive, e⟁sy-t◎-use device t◎ immedi⟁tely ⟁pply ⟁ p⟁inful sh◎ck t◎ y◎u f◎r experiencing l◎ve! ⟁ very p◎pul⟁r device f◎r pe◎ple in endless situ⟁ti◎nships ◎r ◎ne-sided r◎m⟁nces!
Th⟁t's the spirit!
G◎ t◎ empye⟁rnm⟁rketpl⟁ce.c◎m t◎ find ◎ut!
⟁re y◎u ⟁ br◎ke, p⟁thetic, l◎wbl◎◎d with n◎ life? Y◎u w⟁nt t◎ be successful like me? My c◎mp⟁ny sells ◎nline c◎urses with gre⟁t success! Y◎u will get my self-help b◎◎k f◎r free ⟁l◎ng with the c◎urse! imperi⟁lfin⟁ci⟁lsuccess.c◎m! Y◎u, t◎◎, will be ⟁ successful CE◎. C◎urse pricing st⟁rts ⟁t the l◎w price ◎f 30000 b◎◎nd◎ll⟁rs ⟁ m◎nth!
Th⟁t's wh⟁t the pe◎ple like ⟁nd p⟁y f◎r!
Where?
◎h I misre⟁d y◎ur c◎mment, I s⟁w the w◎rd pyr⟁mid ⟁nd went blind. Yes it's just ⟁ tri⟁ngle in ⟁ circle.
Why th⟁nk y◎u~!
Yes! Y◎u must ⟁pply ⟁t emprye⟁ntech.c◎m/c⟁reers!
If I remember... Y◎u RE⟁LLY w⟁nted th⟁t merger! ⟁ SH⟁ME it w⟁s s◎ld t◎ Tit⟁n C◎. ⟁G⟁IN. Y◎u ⟁re ⟁n EMB⟁R⟁SSMENT t◎ the ST◎CK M⟁RKET! Y◎ur invest◎rs sh◎uld st⟁rt pl⟁cing their m◎ney ELSEWHERE! If I were y◎u, I W◎ULDN'T EVEN SH◎W UP T◎ THE LUNCH! H◎wever, y◎u c⟁n't miss the new menu item. ⟁ND MY PR◎FIT M⟁RGINS ⟁RE FINE, ⟁nd h⟁ve been! Y◎u ⟁RE BLIND!#F⟁ILEDBUSINESSDE⟁LS #B⟁DBUSINESSM⟁N
(( thank you!! he's my awful lil capitalist CEO!
// Adding a character warning to Mideus' pinned!
// warning properly added take care of yourself!
Mhm! I ⟁bs◎lutely, 100% believe y◎u with◎ut ⟁ sh⟁d◎w ◎f ⟁ d◎ubt. :)!!
Yes! I ⟁m n◎t being s⟁rc⟁stic ⟁t ⟁⟁⟁⟁⟁ll! S◎◎◎◎◎ busy ⟁nd still, very, useless. T◎ me!
Well, d◎n't ◎verre⟁ct n◎w! I s⟁id N◎THING ⟁b◎ut business, h◎wever, in the c◎ntext ◎f this c◎nvers⟁ti◎n? C◎mpletely useless.
Bec⟁use y◎u keep resp◎nding~! I h⟁ve t◎ keep myself ⟁mused between meetings!
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! In the ◎rigin⟁l c◎ntext ◎f the useless st⟁tement, yes! Y◎u ⟁re still useless! But in the c◎ntext ◎f my ⟁musement, sure! If th⟁t m⟁kes y◎u h⟁ppy! H◎w qu⟁int!
I c◎nsidered h⟁ving ◎ne ◎f my interns m⟁ke ⟁ c◎mp⟁ny ⟁cc◎unt, but the l⟁st time we h⟁d ⟁ c◎mp⟁ny ⟁cc◎unt, we h⟁d s◎me "c◎ntr◎versies!" ⟁ll res◎lved ⟁nd t⟁ken c⟁re ◎f, ⟁nd the intern w⟁s t⟁ken ◎ut b⟁ck ⟁nd euth⟁nized ⟁s per c◎mp⟁ny p◎licy! ⟁nyw⟁y, hell◎! I'm Mideus Infern, F◎under ⟁nd CE◎ ◎f ⟁lterni⟁'s Empyre⟁n! The le⟁ding c◎mp⟁ny in ⟁lterni⟁'s medic⟁l techn◎l◎gy! ◎f c◎urse, in ⟁ll my gl◎ry ⟁nd gre⟁tness, there ⟁re ⟁ls◎ my ◎ther tech c◎mp⟁nies! Spe⟁king ◎f, there is ⟁ new ◎-husk m◎del ◎ut n◎w! C◎nsider buying!
◎f c◎urse! Y◎u c⟁n ⟁pply ⟁t empyre⟁ntech.c◎m/c⟁reers! T◎ see if y◎u c⟁n find the right j◎b f◎r y◎u!
We d◎! ⟁pply here! empyre⟁ntech.c◎m/g◎◎ns⟁ndm◎◎ksc⟁reers Up◎n submitting ⟁n ⟁pplic⟁ti◎n, y◎u will be c⟁lled ◎n y◎ur p⟁lmhusk ⟁nd ⟁sked t◎ g◎ t◎ ⟁n ⟁greed-up◎n secret l◎c⟁ti◎n ⟁nd be interviewed there!
We he⟁r ⟁nd see y◎u g◎◎ns ⟁nd m◎◎ks ⟁t Empyre⟁n tech! We try t◎ ⟁cc◎mm◎d⟁te every◎ne wh◎ w⟁nts t◎ w◎rk f◎r ◎ur w◎nderful c◎mp⟁ny!
N◎ excuse t◎ be p◎◎r ⟁nd p⟁thetic! If I c⟁n d◎ it, y◎u c⟁n d◎ it! Get ⟁ j◎b! Empyre⟁n Tech is hiring! We still need ⟁ new s◎ci⟁l medi⟁ intern.
◎f c◎urse n◎t, I ◎wn Empyre⟁n Tech, the empire's le⟁ding ⟁nd ◎NLY medic⟁l tech c◎mp⟁ny!
Wh◎ c⟁res? Cert⟁inly, y◎u d◎ if y◎u w⟁sted y◎ur time replying?
Br◎ke? D◎n't be, get ⟁ j◎b! J◎in the h⟁ppy m◎vement ◎f w⟁ge sl⟁ves!
It h⟁d r⟁ined previ◎usly, ⟁nd my empl◎yees l⟁id themself d◎wn in the puddles f◎r me. They will be given biscuits during their bre⟁k t◎m◎rr◎w!
"Y◎u're ⟁ rust bl◎◎d, h◎w did y◎u bec◎me s◎ rich?" I murdered every◎ne wh◎ st◎◎d in my w⟁y, ◎f c◎urse!
I L◎VE ⟁ g◎◎d w⟁ge sl⟁ve! They ⟁re ⟁ll◎wed t◎ h⟁ve 5 extr⟁ minutes ◎n their bre⟁k if they m⟁ke me h⟁ppy.
H⟁d ⟁ b◎⟁rd meeting ⟁nd reminder, fell◎w CE◎s: If the ide⟁ sucks ⟁nd g◎es ⟁g⟁inst everything y◎u st⟁nd f◎r ⟁s ⟁ business, sh◎◎t them de⟁d! Y◎ur l◎y⟁l d◎g sh◎uld ⟁ls◎ just bre⟁k their neck, but d◎n't let them h⟁ve ⟁ll the fun!
My empl◎yees ⟁re ⟁lw⟁ys ◎n tr⟁ck! We h⟁ve sh◎ck c◎ll⟁rs f◎r the ⟁ver⟁ge w⟁ge sl⟁ve wh◎ gets ◎ff p◎int f◎r t◎◎ l◎ng!
↘️denoting that there appears to be an excess of cullporations who employ the lower castes, prong over horn, in administranglive or manglement roles.↘️ ↗️DO WE HAVE NO BETTER FODDER FOR OUR WORK PLATFORMS.↗️ ↘️do we have no higher stock for our worksquares.↘️ ↗️SHOULD THESE INDIVIDUALS NOT BE DOING SOMETHING MORE BEFITTING OF THEIR SOCIETAL ROLE.↗️ ↘️such as scrubbing the tile in the ablution block.↘️ ↗️OR CRAMMING THEMSELVES INTO THE NUTRITIONAL SUPPLEMENT DISPENSING MACHINE, TO FISH OUT LOST CHANGE FOR THEIR SUPERIORS.↗️ ↘️your board of directors must be full of bleeding pushers.↘️ ↗️DISGUSTING.↗️
Hm! H◎w interesting!
My d◎g is quite cute when he's quiet.
WELL SIR I’M GLAD TO HEAR IT AND IN FACT SIR I COULD JUMP FOR JOY! BUT I WON’T, BECAUSE THAT WOULD DISRUPT THE WORKFLOW! 𓂃✍︎
HAHA! WOW! SO MANY KEEN BUSINESSTROLLS HERE! IT HAS ME QUIVERING IN MY COMPANY-MANDATED BUTTON-UP! 𓂃✍︎
St◎p t⟁lking.
Wh⟁t ⟁ str◎ng set ◎f re⟁cti◎ns!
The ◎nly d◎wnside t◎ being ⟁ burgundy CE◎ is th⟁t y◎u h⟁ve t◎ remind pe◎ple ◎ften h◎w y◎u c⟁me t◎ this p◎siti◎n! ◎therwise, m⟁ny, m⟁ny upsides, ⟁nd the Empire he⟁vily benefits fr◎m inn◎v⟁ti◎n ⟁nd the rese⟁rch Empyre⟁n Tech pr◎vides.
My empl◎yees l◎ve w◎rking f◎r Empyre⟁n Tech. If they didn't, th⟁t beh⟁vi◎r w◎uld be very quickly remedied!
My c◎mp⟁ny's st◎ck is ⟁lw⟁ys rising; it's never ⟁ better time f◎r invest◎rs. If it w⟁sn't, it w◎uld be quickly fixed!
Ex⟁ctly!
I m⟁ke my men we⟁r ties, bec⟁use if they're pissing me ◎ff, I c⟁n ch◎ke them with it!
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Y◎u kn◎w wh⟁t I me⟁nt, y◎u festering pile ◎f w⟁ste! Y◎u're S◎ inc◎rrigible, this is why y◎u l◎st ⟁ p◎ker g⟁me l⟁st night ⟁g⟁in! ⟁ls◎, y◎u spe⟁k s◎ p◎◎rly ◎f my m⟁chines, BUT y◎u needed ◎ne l⟁st m◎nth? HmMMMMM? I c◎uld tell the medi⟁ ⟁b◎ut y◎ur little ⟁CCIDENT! I w◎uld! I w◎uld d◎ th⟁t t◎ y◎u! Yes, ◎f c◎urse. I'll be sure t◎ get ⟁n extr⟁ b◎ttle ⟁s well. We ⟁lm◎st t◎re thr◎ugh it l⟁st time. ⟁⟁⟁H, I ne⟁rly f◎rg◎t, th⟁t w⟁iter ◎verre⟁cted when I cut his h⟁nd ◎ff! It's ⟁s if he's never l◎st ⟁ limb bef◎re! I h◎pe they're de⟁d f◎r sitting us there.
"PiSSstiNe St⟁NTURDS." IT W⟁S CUTTING PE◎PLE'S FINGERS ◎FF! ⟁nd sever⟁l expl◎ded, the rep◎rts were HIL⟁RI◎US but ⟁ls◎ very, very h◎rrible, b◎◎h◎◎h◎◎... MY ST⟁ND⟁RDS ⟁RE BETTER TH⟁N Y◎URS. My techn◎l◎gy is STILL the number ◎ne in the empire. ⟁ND IT ⟁LW⟁YS WILL BE! Yes! I rec⟁ll y◎u re⟁lly enj◎yed Elite St⟁r — Sur pl⟁ce l⟁st m◎nth! I c⟁n c⟁ll ⟁he⟁d ⟁nd check; if n◎t, it'll be prep⟁red bef◎re we get there. It w⟁s very g◎◎d. It w⟁s Ch⟁te⟁u M⟁rg⟁ux, if I remember c◎rrectly!
Weren't y◎u ⟁LS◎ in the he⟁dlines? IF I REC⟁LL Y◎U H⟁D ⟁ BIG ◎◎PSIE D◎◎PSIE SC⟁ND⟁L! D◎n't think I f◎rg◎t ⟁b◎ut ⟁ll y◎ur PR◎DUCT REC⟁LLS! We c⟁n g◎ ◎ver the l◎t numbers if y◎u w⟁nt. I'VE D◎NE IT BEF◎RE, ⟁ND I'LL D◎ IT ⟁G⟁IN. ⟁nd YES I D◎ H⟁VE THE REP◎RTS ⟁B◎UT IT Y◎U TRIED T◎ HIDE. S◎ SH⟁ME REM⟁INS UP◎N Y◎U!! ◎f c◎urse, ⟁ new Ste⟁k ⟁u P◎ivre dish, I he⟁rd th⟁t the me⟁t is fr◎m ⟁ specific breed ◎f b◎vine. I figured y◎u'd enj◎y it. It's been quite p◎pul⟁r ⟁m◎ngst f◎◎d critics.
I h⟁ve lunch with my business riv⟁l t◎m◎rr◎w.
◎h, b◎ld w◎rds c◎ming fr◎m Y◎U ◎f ⟁ll pe◎ple! Y◎u didn't even cl◎se th⟁t de⟁l l⟁st m◎nth! ⟁ C◎MPLETELY f⟁iled merger! Y◎ur n⟁me? ⟁ J◎KE!
⟁ g◎◎d reminder b◎y!
H◎wever, if the issue is quite seri◎us, I will give the empl◎yee ⟁ gun t◎ sh◎◎t their pr◎blem!
We d◎n't h⟁ve ⟁ TR dep⟁rtment; if my empl◎yees h⟁ve c◎mpl⟁ints, they kn◎w where the p⟁per shredder is.
Friendship is temp◎r⟁ry; w◎rking f◎r me is f◎rever.
S◎me◎ne spilled w⟁ter ◎n y◎ur c◎⟁t? Hit them with y◎ur scuttlebuggy! If they survive, t⟁ke them t◎ c◎urt!
CHARACTER WARNING: Mideus is a HIGHLY abusive to his employees and to lowbloods. He is a hemoist; he doesn't respect anyone below him at all. He doesn't respect anyone! He doesn't respect highbloods either because he thinks they're lesser than him. He very much has his employees whipped into place! A lot of which are highbloods. He is not a good person and will kill for small reasons if he's unhappy! Content warning tags: #abuse #violence, #workplaceabuse #hemoism // I was asked by my awesome friend to bring Mideus Infern to Chittr. So here he is. BLOOD CASTE: Fuschia - Dusky Pink Mideus is as successful as they come! It's beyond understanding how a rustblood accumulated SO much power, influence, and wealth, and why he did. Though in his rise to the top, his own caste was pushed aside for greatness. He didn't care who he stepped on to become the greatest AND only person in his position. He surrounds himself with highbloods who respect him, and keeps himself safe from threat by keeping those close. He's not concerned with stepping on his peers to get what he wants. He's let the empire's sleek boots step on him. He's PROOF that you can do anything if you take underhanded tactics to a whole new level. Mideus' bite is as bad as his bark; he owns the ONLY successful medical tech company in the empire and leads development in biotechn engineering. He runs a few side tech companies that produce a lot of alternian technology. Oh... he's also a mutant blood, but that's okay! Don't worry about that. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ee118865e8e3.png (by xamag) https://file.toyhou.se/images/14546693_6sQgcq0uWMnbLKP.png (by ciro)
◎f c◎urse, wh◎ d◎esn't l◎ve ⟁ g◎◎d d◎g th⟁t b⟁rks?
My very f⟁v◎rite d◎g is here ◎n chittr @c⟁ll◎us⟁dv◎c⟁te! Give him ⟁ w⟁rm welc◎me f◎r me when y◎u c⟁n.
H◎w l◎vely! D◎n't let it distr⟁ct y◎u fr◎m w◎rk!
I ch⟁rge the pe◎ple I step ◎n! My sh◎es ⟁re expensive!
Sex ic◎n? Sure! There is sex ⟁ppe⟁l in ⟁ m⟁n with m◎ney!