@carbolicGalvanologist — #karknapping
DAY FOUR SINCE I WAS #KARKNAPPED. TODAY WAS A FUCKING DOOZY. I SPENT THE EVENING SCUTTLING MY WAY AROUND BEAUTIFUL, BLOODY, BRUTAL-AS-ALL-FUCK ANCIENT ALTERNIA. DURING THE FUCKING MUTANT PURGES. THIS BIG, BLUE, BOW-WIELDING CRUSADER JACKASS CAME TROMPING BY ON A GIGANTIC METAL HOOFBEAST AND NEARLY RAN MY ASS DOWN UNTIL MARA YANKED MY ASS OUT OF THE WAY LIKE A COMICALLY LONG CANE IN A VAUDEVILLE ACT HOOKED AROUND MY NUGSTALK OFFSTAGE. KINDA REMINDED ME OF EQUIUS, ACTUALLY. MARA KNOWS HIM, OR SOMETHING. PROBABLY FUCKED HIM IN A PAST LIFE, I DON'T KNOW. SHE'S THE FREAKMAID. THIS IS PAR FOR THE COURSE. ...Read more
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