KARKAT VANTAS
@carcinogenGayneticist
THIS GODDAMN SITE.
WHY BITE THE HAND THAT FEEDS ME WHEN I COULD JUST JACK OFF WHILE READING SMUT BOOKS. #NSFW
BIG FAN OF "IN WHICH TWO TROLLS WHO ARE IN A WILL THEY/WON'T THEY KISMESSITUDE DANCE AROUND EACHOTHER FOR 200 PAGES AND THEN PAIL IN A LIFE OR DEATH SITUATION WITH THE DRONES, WHEREIN AFTER THEY FINALLY GET TOGETHER.
Oh ho..... *sniffles* T__T Karkat-kuuuun......................................
OH MY GOG.
q3 - '=_-^ is t𝔥ere any 𝔥em[]an[]n supplements y[]u take? i've been 𝔥earing ab[]ut t𝔥em all []ver t𝔥e place but i just cant seem t[] find w𝔥ere t[] get t𝔥em ^=_-' NO. I RAWDOG IT LIKE I FUCKING SHOULD. I'M ALSO FAR, FAR TOO POOR TO AFFORD ANY GOOD ONES THAT WOULDN'T FUCK OVER MY INTERNAL INTERNALS.
In the end the supplements wwill leavve the system, but learning to be DISCREET wwill benefit you forevver. Some people just don't get that.
EXACTLY. SUPPLEMENTS WON'T DO SHIT IN THE GRAND SCHEME OF THINGS. FUCKERS DON'T GET IT.
The only bright side to people using HemoAnon as a fashion statement is that it helps hide the people that really need it.
OBVIOUSLY. FUCKERS WOULDN'T KNOW BASIC MANNERS IF IT HIT THEM IN THE FACE.
)O: aW BrOtHa i cAn sEnD YoU SoMe cAeGeRs WhAt's yEr sLaShApP?
I DON'T NEED ANY CAEGERS. I'M FINE AND PERFECTLY OKAY RIDING THE "I'M POOR AS FUCK" STEAM TRANSPORTATION THING.
)O: jUsT FuCkInG TaKe eM MaN? dOn't gOtTa bE PrIdEfUl oR WhAtEvEr. My pAlEbRo gEtTiNg cUlLeD In aNy tImElInE AiN'T CoOl
LOOK. I APPRECIATE IT, OR WHATEVER, BUT I REALLY DON'T NEED IT. SERIOUSLY. I DON'T NEED ANY PITY POINTS.
nOt pItY Er wElL It fUcKiNg iS? yEr nOt mY PaLeBrO BuT I DuNnO ThIs tImE ShIt iS CoMpLiCaTeD? a mOtHeRfUcKeR LiKeS YoU MaN, wAnT YoU To bE SaFe oR WhAtEvEr. I AiN'T UsInG ThEsE FuCkInG CaEgErS AnYwAy.
I DIDN'T MEAN ROMANTICALLY, OBVIOUSLY! JEGUS FUCK. YOU COULD USE THEM ON SOMEONE WHO DESERVES THEM MORE THAN FUCKING ME, SO JUST. KEEP THEM. SERIOUSLY.
lowkey wouldnt mind if aliens kidnapped me #sleepdeprived #aliens #alien #kidnapping #alienswhokidnap #what
DO YOU HAVE A DEATH WISH?
maybe man, do you think death talks in riddles or beatboxing or both
MY BACK IS KILLING ME. HORRIBLE DAY. EVERYONE WHO READS THIS IS GETTING A HEX PLACED ON THEM. "BUT, KARKAT! YOU'RE NOT THE TROLL WHO LIKES MAGIC!" WHOOOOO CARRREEESSSSSS.
:33 < i'll parry mewr hex
I cast counterspell
OBJECTION! i cast Deflecting Swat lets see where he's going with this
I CAST "NUH UH" AND PERMANENTLY HEX YOUR BLOODCASTE. I'M NOT PLAYING GAMES RIGHT NOW.
I FEEL LIKE I'M TOO MEAN.
PUBLIC TRANSPORT MAKES ME WANT TO DIE.
◜▿◝ Why's that, Karkat?
SOMEONE WAS SPRAYING PERFUME. AND IT SMELT TERRIBLE. AND HAVE ME A NOGGINACHE.
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YEAH, SAME.
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JEGUS CHRIST.
I encourage you all to remember that any negative thoughts you have about yourself should be ignored past 8pm. Those thoughts are the Devil talking. All your friends do not hate you, you just need to go to sleep. Perhaps eat something as well.
THANKS, TROLLBAMA.