KARKAT VANTAS

FEELING CUTE, MIGHT DELETE LATER. [ it's a photo of a red crab on the beach, clearly taken from google ]

Kult: +130

Kull: +110

Total: 240

Ratio: 1.18

↩ @grapevineGodhead[GG]

WOW, I SURELY AM GOING TO LISTEN TO GODDAMN PURPLE DAVE STRIDER. EVERY FIRST LETTER OF GODDAMN PURPLE DAVE STRIDER IS MEANT TO BE CAPATALIZED.

↩ @turntechGodtroll[TG]

NO, YOU DIDN'T.

Daavid Stride

@turntechGodtroll[TG]

yo yo yo 8----> yes i did

Kull: +5

Total: 5

Purp Dave

@grapevineGodhead[GG]

now bro is telling me how i should be typin, was just tryna be a helpful citizen

↩ @grapevineGodhead[GG]

I WASN'T TELING YOU HOW YOU SHOULD BE "TYPIN." I WAS SAYING HOW WHAT I WAS TYPING WAS MEANT TO BE READ, NUMBNUTS.

↩ @turntechGodtroll[TG]

NO, YOU DIDN'T.

Purp Dave

@grapevineGodhead[GG]

to be honest dude, im ungodly tired lol

↩ @grapevineGodhead[GG]

THEN GO TO SLEEP???? IT'S NOT THAT HARD.

Purp Dave

@grapevineGodhead[GG]

nah im too cool for that plus i need to do shit, have fun becoming somebody's seafood boil

↩ @grapevineGodhead[GG]

FUCKING. SURE! WHATEVER!!

I MIGHT'VE BROKEN MY ELBOW.

Kult: +12

Kull: +10

Total: 22

Ratio: 1.20

John Egbert

Verified

A user of established repute

@ectoBiologist[EB]

please go to the hospital! :(

↩ @ectoBiologist[EB]

MAYBE.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

Peri Whitak'r

@determinantCacophany[DC]

hello? is anyone there?

Kult: +15

Kull: +5

Total: 20

Ratio: 3.00

TRAGICALLY.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

SO WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE, ANYWAY? I JUST SEE A BUNCH OF MEN KISSING MEN AND HORNY FUCKS.

Kult: +65

Kull: +60

Total: 125

Ratio: 1.08

dave with three Es

@taciturnGodhead[TG]

those are the main things around here man

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @arsenicCatturbate[AC]

FANTASTIC, THANKS.

↩ @taciturnGodhead[TG]

WONDERFUL.

roxyyy

@trendyGnostalgic[TG]

soemtiems we throw rockd at eridan

Kult: +10

Total: 10

Larkso Eldran

@aspiringPessimist[AP]

Well, Yes.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @cuttlefishCrusher[CC]

OKAY, GREAT. GOOD TO KNOW I WASN'T TOO FAR OFF THE MARK FROM THREE PEOPLE.

↩ @trendyGnostalgic[TG]

THAT'S A NEW ONE.

dave with three Es

@taciturnGodhead[TG]

haha ikr its great

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @aspiringPessimist[AP]

FANTASTIC.

↩ @taciturnGodhead[TG]

SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

Kult: +5

Kull: +2

Total: 7

Ratio: 2.50

FIRST POST, WHO CHEERED?

Kult: +25

Kull: +27

Total: 52

Ratio: 0.93

|||-COMMANDER VANTAS-|||

@commanderGenes[CG]

HI GAYER ME.

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

↩ @commanderGenes[CG]