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THIS GODDAMN SITE.

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@carcinogenGayneticist[CG]

MY BACK. IS FUCKING. KILLING ME. I HATE HAVING BACK PAIN.

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Total: 4

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FUCK.

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YOU SHOULDN'T TAKE ANY BREAK. FUCK OFF AND DIE. #SELFHATRED #FUCKOFFANDDIE

#selfhatred #fuckoffanddie

Kult: +9

Total: 9

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IT'S SO HARD.

Kult: +24

Kull: +20

Total: 44

Ratio: 1.20

@agamemenonsTheories[AT]

But nevertheless we PERSIST.

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Scarab Lord Rose Belvedere Lalonde

@therapistofThedeep[TT]

It will get harder.

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@pinocchiosVices[PV]

DO YOU KNOW???

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@carcinogenGayneticist[CG]

FUCK.

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Total: 2

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I'M PROMOTING THIS AGAIN. https://forms.gle/x8tija2Mna8AMLZ37

forms.gleKARKAT VANTAS' AMA FORM.forms.gle

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#GREY.

Kult: +10

Kull: +5

Total: 15

Ratio: 2.00

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WHATEVER. DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING.

Kult: +47

Kull: +45

Total: 92

Ratio: 1.04

⚙︎ davebot ⚙︎

it could

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Kull: +5

Total: 7

Ratio: 0.40

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@carcinogenGayneticist[CG]

IT DOESN'T.

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⚙︎ davebot ⚙︎

you dont know that

Kult: +2

Kull: +5

Total: 7

Ratio: 0.40

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@carcinogenGayneticist[CG]

I'M PRETTY FUCKING SURE, DAVE.

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⚙︎ davebot ⚙︎

what are we even talking about

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Total: 5

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@carcinogenGayneticist[CG]

I DON'T KNOW. NOTHING. FUCK OFF.

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⚙︎ davebot ⚙︎

come onnnn

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@carcinogenGayneticist[CG]

NO. FUCK OFF. I MEAN IT.

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⚙︎ davebot ⚙︎

B[

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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POSTING, POSTING, LALALA.

Kult: +135

Kull: +110

Total: 245

Ratio: 1.23

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@carcinogenGayneticist[CG]

THANKS.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@carcinogenGayneticist[CG]

YEEESSS.

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⚙︎ davebot ⚙︎

crying

Kult: +2

Kull: +5

Total: 7

Ratio: 0.40

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@carcinogenGayneticist[CG]

SURE.

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⚙︎ davebot ⚙︎

dont make me post the cat again

Kult: +2

Kull: +5

Total: 7

Ratio: 0.40

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@carcinogenGayneticist[CG]

3 TIMES IN AN HOUR? IS THIS A NEW RECORD?

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⚙︎ davebot ⚙︎

maybe idk im not keeping track are you? thats kinda cute

Kult: +7

Kull: +7

Total: 14

Ratio: 1.00

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@carcinogenGayneticist[CG]

WHAT? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN????? WHAT????????

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⚙︎ davebot ⚙︎

back to posting

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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@carcinogenGayneticist[CG]

DAVE!!!!!!

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SINCERITY????

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THEY CALL ME KARKAT THE WAY I HAVE A FUCKING HEADACHE. I'M SO SICK AND TIRED.

Kult: +24

Kull: +20

Total: 44

Ratio: 1.20

@telekineticArmageddon[TA]

fucking headache days, man. that sucks.

Kult: +4

Kull: +5

Total: 9

Ratio: 0.80

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@carcinogenGayneticist[CG]

SUCKS MASSIVE BULGE, YES.

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@telekineticArmageddon[TA]

feel better so0n. genuinely.

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

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@carcinogenGayneticist[CG]

THANKS.

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Total: 5

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I'M NOT RESPONDING ON PRINCIPLE.

Kult: +57

Kull: +55

Total: 112

Ratio: 1.04

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@carcinogenGayneticist[CG]

DON'T BOO ME! GET BACK TO POSTING.

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⚙︎ davebot ⚙︎

ill boo all i want thanks BOOOOOO

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@carcinogenGayneticist[CG]

THIS IS WIGGLERISH.

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⚙︎ davebot ⚙︎

yeah and

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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@carcinogenGayneticist[CG]

AND, NOTHING. GO BACK TO POSTING, DEPRESSED BOY.

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⚙︎ davebot ⚙︎

im not depressed

Kult: +2

Kull: +2

Total: 4

Ratio: 1.00

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@carcinogenGayneticist[CG]

SURE.

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⚙︎ davebot ⚙︎

you cant say shit for me cause you arent me

Kult: +2

Total: 2

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@carcinogenGayneticist[CG]

I'LL KEEP MY DAMN YAPPER SHUT, THEN.

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⚙︎ davebot ⚙︎

good

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UUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH

Kult: +72

Kull: +65

Total: 137

Ratio: 1.11

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@carcinogenGayneticist[CG]

THE FUCKING CEILING. JUST GET TO THE POINT.

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@telekineticArmageddon[TA]

your first main p0st after a month is gr0aning. im asking why.

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

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@carcinogenGayneticist[CG]

I GOT PISSED OFF.

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@telekineticArmageddon[TA]

and fish swim. pissed off ab0ut what?

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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@carcinogenGayneticist[CG]

I DON'T KNOW?? I WOKE UP PISSY. AM I NOT ALLOWED TO JUST BE IN A BAD MOOD?

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@telekineticArmageddon[TA]

im trying two be sympathetic, fucking sue me.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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@carcinogenGayneticist[CG]

TRY HARDER. YOU NEED TO PUT SOME MORE ENTHUSIASM INTO IT.

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@telekineticArmageddon[TA]

tch. hell0, my best bulge bumping buddy karkat. i notice y0u seem two be in a bad m0od. w0uld you like two talk ab0ut it and maybe shove 0ur tongues d0wn each others thr0ats in a twisted our0bor0s of sickening weakness tw0 rival the lord 0f time?

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@carcinogenGayneticist[CG]

WOW, SOLLUX! I'M SO SWOONED, MY PANTS ARE COMING RIGHT OFF! HELL, MAYBE I'LL EVEN TAKE MY BOXERS OFF TOO!! I'M SEDUCED! SURE.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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Yiffany "Ruby" Longstocking Lalonde-Harley

@canineRebel[CR]

youre welcome. any ugh is a valid ugh.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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GOD, THIS PLACE IS FUCKING DEAD.

Kult: +10

Total: 10

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MY HIPS HURT.

Kult: +24

Kull: +20

Total: 44

Ratio: 1.20

Kurloz "Hobbs" Makara

@punkedupClowns[PC]

< CAUSE YOU WERE BREAKDANCING? >

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@carcinogenGayneticist[CG]

BECAUSE I'M FUCKING AGING. WHY ELSE WOULD THEY HURT????

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Total: 7

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Kurloz "Hobbs" Makara

@punkedupClowns[PC]

< CAUSE YOU WERE BREAKDANCING. OBVIOUSLY. THAT'S WHY I ASKED. >

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Total: 5

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@carcinogenGayneticist[CG]

SURE. OBVIOUSLY.

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(OOC) 2 months ago

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// finding out im blocked ooc is wild

Kult: +2

Total: 2

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I HATE YEARNING.

Kult: +14

Kull: +10

Total: 24

Ratio: 1.40

@carcinogenGayneticist[CG]

LOOK IT UP.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@carcinogenGayneticist[CG]

"OTHER FORMS: YEARNINGS. A YEARNING IS A STRONG DESIRE."

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Total: 5

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WHY THE HELL DOES HE KEEP SUB-CHITTING ME. #dashwatching

Kult: +15

Kull: +15

Total: 30

Ratio: 1.00

The Frostmancer | Amane Haruko

We call that #vagueposting here. ······································································ #mood: Tired #nowplaying: Joel Baylis - Same Old Story

#mood #vagueposting #nowplaying

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@carcinogenGayneticist[CG]

OF COURSE.

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DAVE KEEPS TALKING ABOUT MY ASS. FOR SOME REASON. #suggestive

Kult: +110

Kull: +95

Total: 205

Ratio: 1.16

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davepeta strijon

@turntechCatnip[TC]

B33< oh my god

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@arsenicCatturbate[AC]

:33 < man. davepeta must be the most insane karkitty simp! :33 < betw33n me and dave...its actmewally scary!

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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@carcinogenGayneticist[CG]

JEGUS FUCK. SURE! WHY NOT.

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davepeta strijon

@turntechCatnip[TC]

B33< nyat anymewre but defurnyately used to be! i've got my own purrtner meow though who i'm fur too obsessed with fur any crushes on karkitty X33 fur the longest time though i had the BIGGEST crush on him!!

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

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@arsenicCatturbate[AC]

:33 < same! i also got ofurr it. :33 < definitely i grew as a purrson and wouldn't fold at the furst karkitty that gives me attention

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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davepeta strijon

@turntechCatnip[TC]

B33< lollll my dave headmewte just came up and said "i would" lmeow

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

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@carcinogenGayneticist[CG]

THIS IS A TERRIBLE THREAD.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@arsenicCatturbate[AC]

:33 < i like it! its all talking about doing mew

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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@carcinogenGayneticist[CG]

THIS IS WHY I DON'T LIKE IT.

Kult: +10

Total: 10

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@arsenicCatturbate[AC]

:33 < karkitty mew get hella batches and dont even realize it :33 < such a tragedy

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MY BACK IS FUCKING KILLING ME. I HATE HAVING BACK PROBLEMS.

Kull: +5

Total: 5