KARKAT VANTAS
@carcinogenGayneticist
THIS GODDAMN SITE.
BLUGH.
SINCE THE AMA STUFF IS BACK, SNED ME QUESTIONS. https://forms.gle/WWTDerq2JbHUwKxq8
FUCK.
WHY BITE THE HAND THAT FEEDS ME WHEN I COULD JUST JACK OFF WHILE READING SMUT BOOKS. #NSFW
BIG FAN OF "IN WHICH TWO TROLLS WHO ARE IN A WILL THEY/WON'T THEY KISMESSITUDE DANCE AROUND EACHOTHER FOR 200 PAGES AND THEN PAIL IN A LIFE OR DEATH SITUATION WITH THE DRONES, WHEREIN AFTER THEY FINALLY GET TOGETHER.
DRRINIKING SUCKS. #SUBSTANCES
THE LONLINESS IS HITTING HARDER THAN I'M USED TO.
q3 - '=_-^ is t𝔥ere any 𝔥em[]an[]n supplements y[]u take? i've been 𝔥earing ab[]ut t𝔥em all []ver t𝔥e place but i just cant seem t[] find w𝔥ere t[] get t𝔥em ^=_-' NO. I RAWDOG IT LIKE I FUCKING SHOULD. I'M ALSO FAR, FAR TOO POOR TO AFFORD ANY GOOD ONES THAT WOULDN'T FUCK OVER MY INTERNAL INTERNALS.
EXACTLY. SUPPLEMENTS WON'T DO SHIT IN THE GRAND SCHEME OF THINGS. FUCKERS DON'T GET IT.
The only bright side to people using HemoAnon as a fashion statement is that it helps hide the people that really need it.
OBVIOUSLY. FUCKERS WOULDN'T KNOW BASIC MANNERS IF IT HIT THEM IN THE FACE.
)O: aW BrOtHa i cAn sEnD YoU SoMe cAeGeRs WhAt's yEr sLaShApP?
I DON'T NEED ANY CAEGERS. I'M FINE AND PERFECTLY OKAY RIDING THE "I'M POOR AS FUCK" STEAM TRANSPORTATION THING.
)O: jUsT FuCkInG TaKe eM MaN? dOn't gOtTa bE PrIdEfUl oR WhAtEvEr. My pAlEbRo gEtTiNg cUlLeD In aNy tImElInE AiN'T CoOl
LOOK. I APPRECIATE IT, OR WHATEVER, BUT I REALLY DON'T NEED IT. SERIOUSLY. I DON'T NEED ANY PITY POINTS.
nOt pItY Er wElL It fUcKiNg iS? yEr nOt mY PaLeBrO BuT I DuNnO ThIs tImE ShIt iS CoMpLiCaTeD? a mOtHeRfUcKeR LiKeS YoU MaN, wAnT YoU To bE SaFe oR WhAtEvEr. I AiN'T UsInG ThEsE FuCkInG CaEgErS AnYwAy.
I DIDN'T MEAN ROMANTICALLY, OBVIOUSLY! JEGUS FUCK. YOU COULD USE THEM ON SOMEONE WHO DESERVES THEM MORE THAN FUCKING ME, SO JUST. KEEP THEM. SERIOUSLY.
mAn i dOn't bE KnOwIn, AiN'T In yOuR PaN. dIdN'T WaNt yOu tHiNkInG A MoThErFuCkEr wAs tRyInG To kNoW YoU. yA KnOw? )o: BuMmInG Me oUt tHiNkInG YoU AiN'T WoRtH It wHeN I ThInK YoU ArE BrOtHa. BuT LiKe fInE. aIn't gOnNa sHoVe eM DoWn yEr wInD TuNnEl.
I'VE YET TO HORNYPOST. SHOULD I? #NSFW
MY ASS IS FAT. #LOVEYOURSELF. #nsfw (?)
mines fatter #hatey0urself
I WANT HIM AND HE DOESN'T WANT ME. CALL ME THE GOGDAMNED YEARNER.
MY BACK IS KILLING ME. HORRIBLE DAY. EVERYONE WHO READS THIS IS GETTING A HEX PLACED ON THEM. "BUT, KARKAT! YOU'RE NOT THE TROLL WHO LIKES MAGIC!" WHOOOOO CARRREEESSSSSS.
https://media.tenor.com/ehvqie1xgxoaaaam/dark-souls-parry.gif
OBJECTION! i cast Deflecting Swat lets see where he's going with this
I CAST "NUH UH" AND PERMANENTLY HEX YOUR BLOODCASTE. I'M NOT PLAYING GAMES RIGHT NOW.
// psa this karkat is probably meaner. i dont intend him to be but i also recently reread KGTAC so.
I FEEL LIKE I'M TOO MEAN.
OOOOWWW. MY BACK.
PUBLIC TRANSPORT MAKES ME WANT TO DIE.
SOMEONE WAS SPRAYING PERFUME. AND IT SMELT TERRIBLE. AND HAVE ME A NOGGINACHE.
MEOW.
MY ASS HURTS. GUESSING WHY IS ROULETTE.
BLAH BLAH FUCKING BLAH WHAT EVER.
PUSHING OUT MY FORM AGAIN.
LAST THREE POSTS ARE #NSFW. YOU HORNY FREAKS ASTOUND ME.