@carmineGnosiology — #crabmovienight
What is there t9 6e said a69ut Christian Mingle (2014) that hasn't already 6een said? ...N9, really? Much t9 the ann9yance 9f my fell9w #CRA6Night c9mpatri9ts, and indeed, eventually my 9wn ann9yance, Christian Mingle was a film rec9mmended t9 me 6y a f9ll9wer 9n Grum6lr. The an9nym9us asker claimed it was an earnest suggesti9n 6ased 9n their percepti9n 9f my interests, 6ut n9w I have t9 w9nder if the end9rsement was made in jest. 9ne cann9t even really call it a film. It's a nearly tw9 h9ur l9ng advertisement f9r a dating app that I cann9t imagine any9ne w9uld have interest in 6ec9ming a patr9n 9f...Read more
Let's get 9ne thing 9ut 9f the way. Grease (1978) is a69ut sex. #Sp9ilers in69und. Thankfully, there are n9 explicit sex scenes, even if there are plenty 9f 9vert allusi9ns t9 it, fr9m J9hn Trav9lta's crass hip thrusting in "Summer Nights" t9 nudges a69ut h9w and why the Pink Ladies are p9pular with the 69ys. 6ut the threat that l99ms 9ver the heads 9f the students 9f Human Rydell High, m9res9 than the uncertain nature 9f Danny's and Sandy's pending matespritship, is the pursuit 9f carnal desire. Every scene, every character arc, every pl9t detail (if y9u c9uld even accuse Grease 9f having a "pl9t")...Read more


