Cronus Ampora
@casanovaAquatic
vwell vwell vwell Fat vwomen are vwelcome, i lovwe you fat vwomen. OOC I don’t ERP, sorry brah DNI: Pedos Incest Proshippers Bigots Other bad shit
Is the purple blood cult a closed religion? Cuz evwen if I don’t believwe in it, you purple bloods are fucking hot #suggestivwe So I’m not opposed to joining #ProbablyOffendedSomeoneVWithThis #Oops #PurpleBloodsHavweFatAsses
8=l < It's posts like these that make me shake my head at you
c< ....NOt really, iM NOt a part Of it NO MOre, but, last i saw, tHere were a few peOple wHO gOt let iN ON special OccasiON >c
I d☾n't rec☾mmend. N☾t in clurch but d☾ n☾t let h☾t cl☾wns f☾☾l y☾u. ʕxᴥ•ʔ
Oh c’mon, from vwhat I heard it’s mostly lovwblood sacrifices, vwhat’s the vworst that could happen to me?
c< uHHHH, tHere was a burguNdy wHO gOt iN after claiMiNg sHe "saw tHe ligHt" aNd Murdered a buNcH Of peOple, tHere was aN Olive 4 a siMilar reasON, sHit iN tHat veiN >c
They pr☾bably w☾n't cull y☾u but als☾ in general, get baddie wh☾ is n☾t in clurch. Many pr☾verbial fish in sea! ʕxᴥ•ʔ
8=l < Artist's rendition of my face after the fact
8=l < Want to find out
8=l < Not as e%treme as what I was pi%uring, Cronus... 8=l < I was thinking of sticking my fingers in your mouth
That’s somehowv less comforting in the mind, I’d prefer just pouring it dovwn my throat
8=l < *Wiggles my dirty, cal100sed fingers at you menacingly* 8=l < Woooo, Cronus, hardworking mechanic hands, so scary
AAAAAAAAAUGH! PUT SOME LOTION ON YOUR HANDS! SOFTS HANDS ARE BETTER!
8=l < I act001ly use quite a lot of moisturizer 8=l < But now I know you won't hold my hand 8=l < How sad
VWhile I typically havwe a distaste for those purple chucklefucks… Chahut is a fucking baddie I can’t lie, gog I vwant here… #suggestivwe
:33 < what do you want h3r3? :3 m3owm3owm3owm3ow
:33 < th3r3s pl3nty of thos3 h3r3 furri3nds :3!!
None of them vwant someone as svweet, sensitivwe, and artistic as me, no one understands me…
*、wH0 TH3 FUCK Y0U C411ING 4 CHUCK13FUCK ??????！⚡️
ATTENTION GAM8LIGNANTS. I know you fools have 8een lollygagging on this a8surd "social media platform" when my 8ack is turned. Taking 8ets on YOUR captain's social media activity is a dangerous ho88y. I'd suggest you choose wisely.
“Dandori issue” or vwhatevwer pikmin fans say.
“Stop staring at my boobs.” Maybe tell your tits to stop staring at my EYES! Howv about THAT huh?! #suggestivwe #nsfwv #IDunnoIfItIsActualltNSFVWButJustInCase
Guards, seize him.
print("you should probably just listen to what they say instead")
If someone initiates staring contest they best be prepared to LOSE!
Have a nice trip! See you next fall! Assuming you survive and find yourself thrown off of a cliff 8y my crew a second time, that is.
That's a good vway to get ye eyes shot, lad trust me during my younger svweeps, some lass nearly got me in the eye.
I did nothing to evwer deservwe this, been a perfect saint my vwhole life.
.it's hard to say that, but for .us, rainbow drinkers, people .are the menu. cruel reality. .i hate that people say, that the rainbow drinkers .are cannibalis. technically .it's true, but .it's .our nature. that .is that. we .are simple living being, born with such .an .issue. #rainbowdrinker #cw-cannibalism
Trolls act like vwe aren’t a naturally cannibalistic species. Not me of course, I’m not a troll! I’m a human in a troll’s body!
Fuckin curse this blasted storm, it's tossing my ship left and right in these stormy vwaters and me crewv is barely holding on, guess I'll havwe to take control of the helm and try to steer us out of this accursed storm.
VWander vwhat exactly.
Such as.
VWhat the fuck is aura.
Still don't knowv vwhat that blasted vword means, you must be hanging around those landlubbers to much.
Aura is like, a quotient of howv cool you are, and nowv you’re a is negativwe a billion