Cronus Ampora
@casanovaAquatic
vwell vwell vwell Fat vwomen are vwelcome, i lovwe you fat vwomen. OOC I don’t ERP, sorry brah DNI: Pedos Incest Proshippers Bigots Other bad shit
Is the purple blood cult a closed religion? Cuz evwen if I don’t believwe in it, you purple bloods are fucking hot #suggestivwe So I’m not opposed to joining #ProbablyOffendedSomeoneVWithThis #Oops #PurpleBloodsHavweFatAsses
Oh c’mon, from vwhat I heard it’s mostly lovwblood sacrifices, vwhat’s the vworst that could happen to me?
c< uHHHH, tHere was a burguNdy wHO gOt iN after claiMiNg sHe "saw tHe ligHt" aNd Murdered a buNcH Of peOple, tHere was aN Olive 4 a siMilar reasON, sHit iN tHat veiN >c
c< i MeaN, tHere was a brONze wHO gOt iNdOctriNated specifically sO a a clOwN cOuld pail tHeM duriNg Mass Or sOMetHiN liKe tHat, i guess tHatd fit clOser 2 yOur style #Nsfw >c
《 💣︎☜︎💣︎☜︎☠︎❄︎⚐︎ 💣︎⚐︎☼︎✋︎ 》 EverybΩΔy's welcΩπe tΩ learn Ωur truth. :Ω) 《 👎︎☜︎✌︎❄︎☟︎ 🕈︎✌︎✋︎❄︎💧︎ ☞︎⚐︎☼︎ ☠︎⚐︎ ⚐︎☠︎☜︎ 》
☻☻☻ NOTHING BAD :^D! AT ALL. YOU WOULD LIKE I T, I HAVE THE DISCERNMENT FOR THESE THINGS.
They pr☾bably w☾n't cull y☾u but als☾ in general, get baddie wh☾ is n☾t in clurch. Many pr☾verbial fish in sea! ʕxᴥ•ʔ
My reas☾ns are specific t☾ timeline. S☾me have g☾tten better. Many have g☾tten w☾rse. Regular alternian clurch I d☾n't kn☾w. Just bad cr☾wd? Just get high drink awful s☾da and as ☾ther say, the culling and rituals leave bad taste in my m☾uth at least. ʕxᴥ•ʔ
PEOPLE VWANTED TO HOLD MY HAND AT SOME POINT?? VWHAT?! This is… unprecedented! I’m in shocked!
@eschatologicalSaint asks “VWhaat iis yoovwvwr leeaast faavwooriitee vwoord? ( ◜‿◝ )” VWevwevwers It does not need to be so difficult to say. https://forms.gle/9cYhaeGkChvw5Kjyg6
BLUH! BORED! And in a shitastic mood https://forms.gle/VW6gCUjA8X65mdVWaf6 Ask me things pretty please
VWhile I typically havwe a distaste for those purple chucklefucks… Chahut is a fucking baddie I can’t lie, gog I vwant here… #suggestivwe
:33 < what do you want h3r3? :3 m3owm3owm3owm3ow
None of them vwant someone as svweet, sensitivwe, and artistic as me, no one understands me…
:33 < wow I didn't know m3w w3r3 sw33t! nor artistic! this is n3ws to m3!! mayb3 folks would und3rstand you mor3 if m3w push yours3lf out th3r3 m3owor3! trust m3! it do3s th3 trick :33333!!!!
My favworite thing to do is mention language/terminology from nicher fandoms so I confuse people and look smarter.
...perhaps, instead of that, you could actually..oh, i don't know...be smarter?....
“Stop staring at my boobs.” Maybe tell your tits to stop staring at my EYES! Howv about THAT huh?! #suggestivwe #nsfwv #IDunnoIfItIsActualltNSFVWButJustInCase
print("you should probably just listen to what they say instead")
If someone initiates staring contest they best be prepared to LOSE!
Have a nice trip! See you next fall! Assuming you survive and find yourself thrown off of a cliff 8y my crew a second time, that is.
That's a good vway to get ye eyes shot, lad trust me during my younger svweeps, some lass nearly got me in the eye.
i don't think they should be doing that boss, as they say "my eyes are up here"
I did nothing to evwer deservwe this, been a perfect saint my vwhole life.
VWell lad, I tried to vwarn ye, don't complain vwhen you take a bullet from a flintlock pistol.
VWhat do you do vwhen someone asks you “is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?” And it’s actually a banana in your pocket cuz you vwere hungry and brought a snack. #suggestivwe
they say honesty 1s the best qual1ty, my man.
grip it really fucking hard, like, until it pops. scare the person asking.
--E√ Pull out banana, bite into it, without removing peel.
Damn girl, your ass is so fat is makes me get distracted and vwalk into a stop sign! Based on true evwents #suggestivwe
8=l < That's honestly impressive 8=l < I'd offer to heal but I feel you'd do it again
Anonymous asked “vwhat do you think about that zahhak that talks to you” Hephaestus? He’s a pretty chill guy, he’s one of the fewv people I feel like I can just be honest vwith, he’s lax and non-judgmental. My best bud on this site.
8=l < If I'm your best bud then the bar is low
Anonymous asked “if you could helicopter your shit so hard that you could fly around vwith it vwould you or vwould you not helicopter your shit so hard to fly around all the time cause personally i think if you got it you gotta use it right like im going out to the dairy queen and i dont givwe a fuck vwho seesm, vwhatre they gonna do? be jealous? call the cops? go ahead pal im already flyin avway suckin tf outta my milkshake stay the fuck outta my business” … VWhat the fuck do I evwen say to this?!?!
Anonymous asked “hovwwv rr u soooooooooo hnssomee :)” Bad because you didn’t leavwe a handle so I dunno vwho sent this.
Anonymous asked “forming a crush on anyone, cronus?” VWell there’s too many hot people on this platform to choose from, but then here’s the dilemma, vwhen evweryone is hot, vwhere do you evwen start?
I’m bored and uber sad https://forms.gle/VW6gCUjA8X65mdVWaf6 Ask me shit please
Man… I fucked up… didn’t I? #wvagueposting #sensitivweandnooneunderstands
I must ask, Chat do I havwe aura?
8=l < His presence is act001ly enjoyable compared to other Cronii so I need to disagree
...oh? i'll need to keep a closer eye on this one then....
i Mean you aint the worst one ive seen arounD so youre alright
She’s speaking hentai vwords #suggestivwe #ManOfCulture
Howv do you back out of something?
YOU CAN'T. YOU HAVE TO ACCEPT IT AND OWN IT.
Ok after seeing howv people reacted to my last post, I’ll apologize… I guess none of you vwant me to achievwe my dreams of a rainbowv drinker matesprit ,,<:(-~ Evweryone hates me…
Rainbovwdrinker, let me help you, drink my blood, I shall be the sacrifice to prevwent rainbovwdrinker caused death, I’ll hold them off!
Is Kurloz vwearing panties ovwer his skeleton costume or are they just extremely short shorts? #suggestivwe #askingtherealquestions
8=l < I think they are very short shorts
aint no shaMe if they ARE panties ngl. he kinDa Makes it work either way