KARKAT VANTAS
@cathexisGyromancer
BLOOD EMPEROR KARKAT VANTAS OF THE PLANET DIVIDEND. WE PLAYED THE GAME AND WON. WHAT MORE IS THERE TO SAY? <> @thaumaturgistsCanticle
The Process Of Making Silk Is Incredibly Delicate And Time Consuming. Thousands Of Silk Worms Are Boiled In Their Cocoons For The Safe Extraction Of The Intact Material Covering Their Bodies Which Will Now Never Have The Opportunity To Pupate Into Beautiful Moths. Are You Aware Of How Long This Process Takes? The Silk Worms Themselves Take Around Six Wipes To Mature, And Then Around Three Nights To Cocoon Themselves- Give Or Take. it Is An Arduous Process Of Physical Labor, Patience, Sacrifice, And What Has To Be Passion, All For That Silk To Be Sometimes Used On The Tackiest Clothing I Have Ever Seen Someone Wear. It Makes Me Sick. #cw-insects
ON THIS POINT AT THE VERY LEAST WE ARE IN FUCKING LOCKSTEP.
I Suppose If I / Must / Agree With You On Something, It Can Be This. Especially If That Implies You Have An Inkling Of A Sense Of Fashion.
WHAT KIND OF A RULER WOULD I BE IF I WASN'T SETTING AN EXAMPLE IN ALL AREAS? THAT INCLUDES MY WARDROBE. YOU SHOULD SEE MY ARRAY OF CAPES.
Oh, I Am Going To Tear Him Apart. Badly. #nsfw #explicit #violence #nsfwe #nsfc
That Has Yet To Be Seen. You'll Have The Opportunity To Prove Yourself Soon, No Doubt.
As Eager As You Are, I Assume You Must Be. #positive #suggestive #nsfc
YOU POSIT THIS ESTRANGED FUCKING REALITY THAT I'M SOME KIND OF DESPERATE BARKBEAST PADDING AFTER YOUR EVERY WHIM. I'M DOING THIS FOR *ME*, OKAY?
Ha! Haha, Aren't You? I Can't Imagine A Reality Where It Would Be / Hard / For Me To Get You To Bark If I Asked. Pathetic As You Are. #jeering #gloating
I'D SOONER SLIT OPEN MY OWN STOMACH IN A BEAUTIFUL ACT OF SEPPUKU THAN DO ANYTHING EVEN WITHIN THE QUANTUM REALM OF THAT BULLSHIT.
Then I Will See That You Do, Lovely. #positive
NOT UNLESS THE BLOOD SPRAY WAS ABLE TO BLIND YOU
Anything To Get Yourself Inside Of Me, I See. #amused #nsfw #nsfc
thinkin about her evvery hour a the day im supposed to be lockin in #yearning
THIS IS PATHETIC. IF YOU'RE TRULY SUPPOSED TO BE 'LOCKING IN' THEN JUST FUCKING DO IT. NO FUTURE WAS EVER CLAIMED BY IDLE HANDS.
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I DON'T KNOW YOU IN THE SLIGHTEST. MY VERSION OF YOU WOULD NEVER FUCKING ACT LIKE THIS. THE HOPE EMPREX IS ACTUALLY KIND OF LOCKED THE FUCK IN? RESPECT THE FUCK OUT OF THEM.
wwell let me soothe your wworryin about my faculties for lockin in seein as i literally wwent god tier twwo days ago i just lovve my matesprit thats wwhat youre supposed to gather from the post
SITTING IN THE ABLUTION TRAP ISN'T GOING TO BE SAFE FOR ME FOR A WHILE. UGH. SHOWERS EXCLUSIVELY, I GUESS.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY OF THE SAME GUY. ARE HUMANS JUST FREAK CLONES OF ONE ANOTHER? ACTUALLY, THINKING ABOUT IT, I THINK I'VE SEEN ONLY MAYBE FIVE DIFFERENT UNIQUE HUMANS ON HERE TOTAL.
Big if true. I'm not even gonna humor the raunchy hypothetical you're spittin' at me, that there are other humans descended from means other than dubious test tube origins, that permits them their own unique selves and experiences that aren't purely derivative, but I will load you up with some advice before this run on sentence becomes even more unsightly. Look into GMOs (genetically modified organisms), and then look back into GMNs (genetically modified neonates). There lies your answers be, an answer to your riddles three.
I KNOW WHAT GMOS ARE YOU CONDESCENDING SACK OF SHIT, I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY THERE'S MAYBE FIVE UNIQUE VERSIONS OF YOU AND THEN A MILLION 'DAVE'S.
PLEASE, AS IF ANY OF THOSE FUCKING CHARLATANS COULD BE ME. I'M THE ONLY ONE I'VE SEEN WHO ACTUALLY BEAT THE GAME, *OUR* ITERATION OF THE GAME. I KEPT ALL OF MY FRIENDS ALIVE, *AND* I AM A GOD DAMN EMPEROR. IF ANYTHING, *THEY'RE* CHEAP IMITATIONS OF *ME.*
Peons under your great and mighty hoof, bro, that's what I've been hearing. Grind their chitin into furikake for your supper, because you rule supreme over every pale imitation kani out there. They're straight-up fish paste in comparison to your homegrown, no fake, no additives, no MSG, no artificial coloring, no artificial flavors, no deviation, no bullshit, wholesale, real deal, real dude, real shit. Right? An essence of the true self exists within every derivative, no matter how pitiful. Regardless of how high you might shoot or how low you might stoop, some things always stay the same. There's no greater motherfucker out there capable of identifying these key factors than me, so strap your belt down, chucklefuck, and receive your one word synopsis. Your personality mainline encompassed, I speak it true like the Lorax busting a goddamn burn on Nestlé itself. Behold, dear Karkats. You all bleed just one thing: Ego.
I NEVER SAID THAT THEY AREN'T REAL. DERIVATIVES? YES. I'M THE REAL GOOD CEREAL ON THE STORE SHELF YOUR LUSUS BUYS WHEN THEY WANT TO MAKE SOME KIND OF GESTURE TOWARDS THE VAGUE IDEA THAT THEY LOVE YOU. THE OTHER ONES? THE HOMEBRAND SHIT THAT YOU EAT WITH WATER WHEN THE PAYCHECK IS ON ITS LAST GOD DAMN LEGS AND YOU KNOW THAT DINNER LATER WILL BE THE ICE SOUP SPECIAL. BOTH OF US ARE REAL, THEY ARE DEFINITELY, FACTUALLY 'KARKAT VANTAS', BUT THERE'S ONLY ONE ME. I AM THE BLOOD EMPEROR, AND I DEMAND MY POUND OF FLESH THAT THOSE OTHER KARKATS ARE ENTIRELY TOO FUCKING SPINELESS TO DEMAND. THEY'VE GROWN SOFT, SITTING THERE IN THE WATER WHILE I'VE BEEN NOURISHED BY MILK AND HONEY.
Right. That's what I just said, broski. I'm not doubting your object permanence here. The existence of real versus fake here is solely to distinguish gemkat from lower slopkat. Both kats. Both different breeds. But a dog will always be a dog. Anyway. Speaking of bleedin' ego, you just opened your main vein.
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU HOOFBEAST'S ASS. I ALREADY GET THIS KIND OF SHIT FROM THE VOID EMPEROR.
CHITTR, YOU WILL ASSIST ON MY CROSSWORD. I COMMAND IT. HIGH BEAMS, 7 LETTERS.
I only know so many 7 letter words/ Vaginas/ Final answer/ #nsfw