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hOoOoOoOnK!!!!!!!!
== oh god... there's so much... soap... ==
many things!!! pound, breed, cum, hurt a bit if you're not lobbed up and i can swing a hoolahoop with it!
Im glad someone else realizes how cool it is to be a Space player. :)
everyone else is posting themselves and they're so so so pretty!! i couldn't miss the chance to join the fun!! uh how do i look? :D #nsfw (artist: j3nny) https://file.garden/adg5wyul0f9nxijj/newoutfit.jpeg
meulin you're so hot!!! :D i think i'm going to pass out omg
;o) oOpS.
i aIn't hAtInG. mAyBe iM JuSt tRyNa sPrEaD ThE LoVe tO A KiTtY In nEeD.
i'm sOmEr sAuLtInG OfF ThIs bItCh wIcKeD MoNk sTyLe aNd pUlLiNg oUt mY ReVeRsE UnO CaRd. HoRnY TiDaL WaVe aTtAcK X 4 CoMbO! hOoOnK.
I'm currently projecting those thoughts into your brain even harder. Just remember, it's not the worst thing to feel.
Maybe this is my problem. Much to think about.
dOiNg iT RiGhT NoW JuSt tRy aNd sToP Me.
TAPS MICS. TAPS MICS. TAPS MIC. STARTS BANGING AND CLANINGING AND THRASHING WITH FuCKMASSIVELY LOuD EARSPLITTING TIMBRE. ATTENTION. MY GOOD BITCHES. IT WOuLD SEEM. WE ARE OF A CONSENSuS. OF LIKE MINDED ONENESS. ON JAPES. CONNIVERY. AND FuNNESS. THE COMPETITION HOSTED BY @apocalypseArisen HAS REACHED ITS STuNNING CONCLuSION. AND STuNNING. IS AN uNDERSTATEMENT. AND WHILE I READ THE ENVELOPE CONTAINING THE NAME OF THE WINNER INSIDE. SEEING AS IT WAS NOT ME. I HAVE SuMMARILY EATEN IT. AND BuRPED OuT. TWO ADDITIONAL RuNNER uPS. WHO WILL BE MISREPORTED AS WINNERS. WHO WAS THE ORIGINAL? I WILL NEVER FuCKING TELL. LOOKS LIKE...WE'RE STuCK AWARDING ALL THREE. TO ALL THREE. 1 OR 2 OR 3) RANKMAID. @archiveAddict https://i.imgur.com/chdgmBN.png WITH THE STuNNING CAVERNS 'N CuLLBEASTS ADVENTERROR. 1 OR 2 OR 3) Troll Tom Lehrer @columbidaeToxicologist https://i.imgur.com/p3CTfmR.png WITH THE uNDENIABLE HILARITY OF A BROKEN FuCKING ENTERTAIN-O-METER. GET THAT SHIT FIXED BEFORE SOMEONE MISTAKES YOu FOR BEING A BROKIE. 1 OR 2 OR 3) Deejay Harley-Strider @dogwoodJackal https://i.imgur.com/urET2FS.png WITH THE GIANT ORANGE HEAD. AND THE JOKE ABOuT IT. PRESuMABLY BIOPIC IN NATuRE. NOW ONTO ARADIA FOR THE CONGRATuLATIONS. WHICH. I WILL NOT BE ISSuING.
Time...
…so. Vwirus, huh.
I'll give him a little bit.
Remember when they called that movie "frozen" so it would be harder to google the fact that Walt Disney is cryogenically frozen still?
:33< buddy we gotta talk sometime in dms f33l like wed be a good hang
can some1 check up on president trollbama 2 see if he's ok. what r we gonna do if he falls to the virus.
ugggghhhhhhhhh 1m sooooo fr34k1ng bor3d yo.
<<"do your own thing! fusion of both!">>
xx_DO_BOF!_SWITCH_OFF!_NO_ONE_CAN_HOLD_U_DOWN!_xx
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>> ¡ need to know, you're on1y ¡ntr¡gu¡ng me more
BULGE SIZES HUH? 5 INCHES LAST I CHECKED. #NSFW
sooo no h34d?? >8/ #n3wb4nn3r https://cdn.1mgch3st.com/f1l3s/4f4341936317.w3bp
₍^. .^₎⟆ Okay so ! m!ght have gotten !nto sSSsome catn!p and that’SSs why !’m so hypurr and horny #ssubstance #nsfw꠹
...they should change my title to comrade deadshot...
Easy to comment on because we can all easily observe, relate to, and describe it! ❣︎
...well two things here... ...firstly, they're almost definitely already dead so congrats on outlasting that one... ...secondly, taxes themselves are not the problem, taxes handled correctly benefit everyone. the problem is those handling policy and allocation of taxes...
ain't really interested in taking part of #bulgeposting except!!!!!!! I REMEMBERED AGAIN! #BULLPENISCANE [shit quality selfie of deuce, at the helm of a large ship, holding a cane over his head. the smile isn't really meeting his eyes.]
amp the creator here and this is my silly little critter, he takes nothing seriously and is always goofin around at work https://currentfxation.tumblr.com/ https://i.gyazo.com/f79e863372de93cc6a2bec0b5b4c9a4f.png
...public figure you'd most like to see dead, go...
∻Wh☢ever's g☢nna end up hanging with me t☢night, this is h☢w the night's g☢nna end. #nsfw https://file.garden/aeuWDCVxx2XDWdvG/20251014_184812.jpg∻
I'm tryna be more than a friend, my heart's on the run I wanna be your boyfriend, 'cause you are the one #lyricposting
troll frank ocean has disappeared without a trace.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuck 8[
gonna be kind to myself an print this out an superglue it to my phone case again https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/352ce5977b99.jpg
I will deliver it shortly.
Sure. What would you like?
Choeseborgor.
Am I horny? Do I join these weirdos and post #nsfw things as well? Do I want to put it all out there?
I Had A Dream I Was In A Padded Cell And The Only Possession I Had Was This Guy https://i.pinimg.com/736x/2f/18/47/2f18474851942502792cc7627597772a.jpg
AY. MUSTARDBLOOD ON THA' BEAT HO'-
You know I've really been reading up on transhemoists. It seems like such a super hard and difficult thing to handle in our society with such strict hemo roles. ♦ I'd really love to hear from them more and help them through it sometime ♦
concept: her fingers lace through your hair roughly, forcing your gaze to meet hers shes in your pan you can feel her there digging around like a fucking pervert forcing your limbs to go weak forcing your vision to blur onto her and only her any fight you had left immediately fades as she sears her symbol into your forehead branding you as she claims your mind just like shes about to claim your body "you belong to me" she hisses "say it" it is your voice that leaves your mouth but you dont remember bringing the words forward "i belong to you" you hear yourself reply as dread sweeps over your body why did you say that? you would never say that "you want this" she pulls on your hair harder as the talons of her psionics pierce deep enough to make you moan "i want this" you hear yourself say when did you spread your legs? "you deserve this" "i deserve this" (tags: Kismesis/Reader, anonymous requester, unmentioned quad but requester mentioned spades, mind control, #nsfw, #nsfwe, toxic yuri, hairpulling, #cobalt, f/f, possessive pitch, pitchfic, archive rating: M)
hey could you include me in that? the fujoshi, fudanshi, himejoshi, himedanshis and phuntr. thanks
I might be living a saw trap of a life but I can always count on chittr to show me (checks notes) uh. hold on. Wait. Oh my god (Holds up notebook to you) (it says ‘they hit the fuckinb pentagon’)
Here is your rare #nsfw post from me. I detest paperwork. From the moment I was cloned, I have detested this work. Important record keeping that is, nonetheless, inane and soul crushing. The fact I am the only person to manage it properly is one of the greatest injustices of my life. As I deal with it, right now, I think somebody's mouth would make this whole process more bearable.
> 2hould've been at f1ght n1ght <
okay thank you i vwould literally newver think about him that wvay ewven a little
not mine babe im #notgay
hey the hell is this??
some1s not takin the divirce well *divorce
:o) You know when someone says something about you :o) And the terminology infects your brain :o) Even if you don't necessarily agree with it. :o( Indeed.
Woah sounds like a banger time
(( i'm throwing cheeks for every bro strider on this site, i'm ripping off my shirt rn #nsfw #silly ))
// you gotta go to your profile and find the chit also i think if you change pnj to png it will work let me test https://64.media.tumblr.com/92da1a4f3e3c520a6655f3a09422d1a4/d1e8e85a4869457d-03/s1280x1920/7c2d20863f1bc4e2543ccedd6a4d74e7cdf16ba4.png
pretty muc)(, yea)(. its a good pfp! but i stick to my edicts. sorry not sorry #w)(oopsiedoodle
// putting this here because it's haunting me in my head specifically. i need my bro strider to get his back blown out. #nsfw it's out in the world i can rest.
o)( fuck your pfp was t)(rowin me off, my b t)(at sticks t)(o youre not a troll anymore. get )(osed loser
unacceptable! as her great grand daughter (technically, don't ask), i hereby reinstate your troll rights
bitc)(es already flockin to me just by breat)(in. its too easy
((Damn, they just deleted Scorpio from that horoscope chart entirely, huh? XD surprised that a Vriska hasn't tried to start shit over it)) #dashwatching
7ul4 h45 h4d fr33 r31gn on 7h3 #7h1r577r4p ch1775 5o 1 d3c1d3d 7o 5n34k 4 p1c wh1l3 7ry1ng on f175 poj4m h4d m3 7ry1ng on 7o c3l3br473 7h3 51CK 5UCC355 of my r3cov3ry 8P #n5fw? h77p5://cdn.1mgch357.com/f1l35/1410254cb40c.png @gn4rlyCon5ol157 @g3n3rou54dju7r1x
Th3 d3ath of a h3ro and on3 of th3 gr3at32t mind2 on thi2 w3b2it3..
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 HE'S NOT DEAD BRO. :o( IT'S SO MUCH WORSE.
how is he dead this cant be https://i.imgur.com/FMhpX2a.png
What do you do wh3n your h3ro di32 in front of your 3y32..
oh hey looks like we got another boss guy around here
when i am with my matesprit, i onlly OCCASIONALLY llook at her disrespectfully. because i am a #feminist
what about me
He’s a good boy just has a lot to say
((looks around at everyone here, they’ll never guess I’m a fictive /silly #ooc ))
(( guys sorry fraimi off and on i going to see pinkpantheress live yuppp be jealous /j
Good dusk, As I lay here looking over at my slumbering mate, tapping away at this new device I had received. My bloodpusher flutters with joy at his every small movement and noise, knowing he is safe and content by my side once more. Has my pan at ease, my woes and sorrows a distant memory as he stays near. We shall never be separated again as long as we both stay close, hand in hand further more on our journey.
†) HUSH LI77LE WRIGGLER, DINNAE SAY A WORD, OR 7HE GRAND HICHBLOOD WILL SURELY HEARD 7HE SQUEAL O' A MU7AN7, BLOUD SO 7HIN, AN COME 7AE PEEL AWAY YOUR LAYERS OF SKIN. AN WHEN 7HON SKIN S7AR7S 7AE 7EAR AN FRAY, HE’LL LAUCH AS HE RIPS YER SOUL AWAY. HE’LL 7AK YER BLOOD, 7HA7 PRECIOUS HUE, AN PAIN7 7HE WALLS A SHADE O' YOU. #NSFW #NSFWE #VIOLENCE #GORE (†
YOu make One silly pOst abOut being a barkbeast and nOw yOu gOt hOt peOple telling yOu tO bark and calling yOu a gOOd puppy. I dO nOt think I have ever had this many Ws at Once in my life brO :O3 pays tO be Oippy #nsfw
Thank you! I love supporting my fellow crypto investors.
NO F1GHT N1GHT, BUT 1 W1LL SP1T 1N YOUR FOOD. YOU FR34KS. #M41DPOST1NG
Just bought some Nepcoin from a cute green cat girl! I think this is a good investment.
:O3 i can play nice n whatever! Arf!
GOt me Over here waggin my tail n shit :O3
:33 < tonight :33 < in the park :33 < no guns :33 < be there :33 < or be square.
:O3 Oh i like that idea :O3
:33 < catgirl cookout tonight :33 < all catgirls are invited :33 < honorary catgirls are as well :33 < mew must gain purrmission furrom a catgirl to be invited to the cookout :33 < it will be meat only so if mewr vegetarian mew are not invited to the cookout
:O3 is that the human thing where One Of them gets tO act like a barkbeast Or whatever? Shiiiit I’ve always liked that idea
:33 < anofur w fur catgirl-kind :33 < let me pick up mewr crown fur mew qu33n
<3-Sorry-I-passed-out-for-a-second.-No-need-to-worry,-I-only-hit-my-head.
time to read myyy bestie bedtime sotries lets goooooo
//LMAO IM SO EMBARASSED I LET THAT HAPPEN LOL Ikonos however does not care
Hush puppy? Yeah I knOw what a hush puppy is. That’s what pretty ladies say tO me tO get me tO shut up and then I dO :O3 #nsfw #butlikemildly
Spit yO shit sister, yOu’re sO cOrrect
♰ is there a /non/ clown related troll that i can purchase illicit substances from. i am not trying to sit in a hive listening to hilarities and scripture when i want to pick up my bag ♰
this is the only matesprrrit island I care about rn, mew~ 💖✨ https://i.imgur.com/7WhoH9m.png
\\ calib0rn literally dmed me just t0 talk ab0ut vriska serkets sweaty smelly bush and then gh0sted me? #nsfw
idk who ur talkin abt but god damn 😭😭
>+. HEY! THERE'S CUTE PEOPLE LOOKING AT ME! .+<
You might have noticed that I haven't been as chronically online as previous days. WELL, That's because paperclip
>+. HI EVERYONE BTW .+< https://64.media.tumblr.com/40ebc081170033d73660cb87297966ba/d9aef560d111507a-2e/s1280x1920/2e4452e60baf6f7ed660019e94a52a88f4c42c3e.png
// FIXED. EVERYONE CAN LOOK AT HIM AGAIN. ( < has. A pinned picture. )
thats probably the most attractivve thin ivve seen all night actually
https://file.garden/aeOMvmIuTArjgbHp/g0dheadnuderadia.gif #nsfw d0nt say i didnt warn y0u that y0u pr0bably w0nt find me all that pailw0rthy but heres a nude
|--[ the Only wAy One Of yOu will see nudes Of me is if yOu treAt me tO A meAl first. nO exceptiOns. unless i tAke A pArticulAr interest in yOu. ]-->
== i am not... a failgirl... i have a successful business... ==
i c0uld p0st nudes but i d0nt kn0w if y0ud really like what y0u see
evvery time i see someone post about a vversion a me i swweat a little bit i promise i aint like that anymore at least
the yearn physically burns away at me #yearnposting
I suppose in a sense, they are just glasses. #WhoGivesAShit
I feel better than I did last night, tho+ugh o+nly marginally so+. To+night will be self care and flo+ating in the slime o+f my cupe until the skin wears o+ff my bo+dy as if I were slo+w co+o+ked meat. #gro+ss? I do+n't kno+w.
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D --> Okay it's been 3 weeks you guys can have the muscle selfie again act001y D --> #nsfw I guess but it's just shirtless https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0cadfb603737.png
(( important question whens fight night planned for
https://file.garden/aeOMvmIuTArjgbHp/calib0rn.png #nsfw what even is this c0nversati0n
// legally obligated to share beautiful art by my friends all the time 24 hours a day. His reference made by shjiyemis, His design is inspired by Hobie Brown from Into the Spiderverse and his personality is based around that with a lot of Kurloz wrapped into it. So you get a chaotic guy with problems. https://i.imgur.com/TwEOsMF.png
how strong of a hit does it have to be before it becomes unethical to whack someone for being annoying?
(( OOC post to give context for everyone on recent interactions with me or my characters Hi everyone :)) I wanted to make a post real quick to apologize for any inconsistency on my part I have some significant chronic health issues that flare up at times and lately the brain frog has been getting to me If at any point I accidentally spam you or overstep a line, or if I'm just bothering you, please let me know OOC. You can DM me or just post it in the thread, whichever you're comfortable with! (as much as I might joke around IC about bullying someone or teasing, I'm not actually trynna bother anyone or be too incessant) Sometimes I might disappear for a period of time unexpectedly, I just want you to know I will always end up coming back and this is not me avoiding anyone Thank you to everyone who has been gracious with me and I hope you're enjoying our in character interactions, being on Chittr has been a lot of fun for me and a relief from my usual routines )) #OOC #mental-health #health-issues
+Block button needs to get a pregnancy test the way im hitting it
◌ I didn't agree to come to this concert. How did I get here? ⧂
By the way if anybody has ever felt sexual attraction to me that makes you a plushophile now. Welcome to the soft, supple fold! #nsfw
so where's the babes? #joke
couldwve stayed in the abyss but noooooo my second fawvorite dummy vwants me to talk to people
Sometimes I pretend to be sicker than I am just so my friends will pity me, even though I complain very audibly about being treated like that
D --> What is there to gain by crudely writing your pupa-like confession on an anonymous public forum what do you stand to gain
#nsfw please stØp cØnfessing hØw much yØu want tØ fuck my bØss. i am being nice. i said please.