SUFFERING SHITMAGGOTS, I MISSED A LOT. YOU SPEND A FEW NIGHTS TRAPPED IN A BLUBBERBEAST SO FAR BENEATH THE RADIUS OF ANY PERMEABLE INTERNET SIGNAL, AND THE WHOLE FUCKING UNIVERSE LEAVES YOU BEHIND.
LMAOOO karkat u are just so fuckin funny w/ ur flowery gross metaphors
SIMPLE. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS TAKE VRISKA FUCKING SERKET AT FACE VALUE WHEN SHE SAYS "I'VE GOT THIS FISHING TRIP ENTIIIIIIIIRELY UNDER CONTROL."
look me in the gander8ul8s and tell me you ever thought that would turn out well ໒( = ᴥ =)ʋ
D--> I would be willing to give you a breakdown on what you have missed, perhaps I could be sitting on a chair of some sort while you paced around me with growing irritation at the lack of e%position entering your audio tubes until you finally decide enough is enough and call me out for my general lack of utility during the circumstances in question.
AMAZINGLY, IT'S NOT A METAPHOR THIS TIME. I REALLY DID GET EATEN BY A SEA MONSTER, LALONDE, I SHIT YOU NOT.
ZAHHAK, YOU ARE THE SINGLE MOST DESPERATE, QUIVERING, HEAD-UNDER-A-SCUTTLETRAIN OBNOXIOUS GLUTTON FOR ABUSE I'VE EVER HAD THE DISPLEASURE TO BREATHE THE SAME NAUSEATINGLY HUMID AIR AS. BUT YOU *DO* HAVE A SENSE OF DECORUM. AND I CAN RESPECT THAT. EVEN IF YOU'RE FUCKING GROSS. THAT WOULD ACTUALLY. BE KIND OF HELPFUL, YEAH.
D--> I cannot wait. For your feedback I mean. My dms are wide open, enter them as you wish. You have that right as compensation for the unfortunate circumstances caused by my behaviour. Just give me a moment before entering, I need to gather some towels and while I understand your frustrations, could you hold back and pace yourself with the insults. They are not entirely undeserved but...perhaps spreading them out could cultivate some stamina and increase my endurance to the humiliation I am enduring. I must go now before my keyboard malfunctions any further from the spar% caused by my sweat.