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🐾#sUbstaNces || httPs://i.Postimg.cc/jsmcbhcz/hUNdsi-defdrUNk-atthebar.PNg 's sooo mUch fUN here !! x) x) ehehe, 's so chill 'ere 'N tastes Nice x) 🐾✨ thaNks ta amU for telliN' me 'boUt this sPot, real great bUddy 's sUPer cool 'N awesomeee x) hehe,
Sometimes I remember your smile I remember how we were like I always hated your lusus Cruel and strict You were kind Sweet You were so sweet I wish we didn't end up this way I wish you were okay We spent so much time together When did we become worsen off? I dont know if to cry or not Never thought it would be like this I miss someone who was too weak for this place He lives But we are both different Reminiscence of before It feels like a tear I want to love you like I did I want to not feel scared It is hollow to mourn the living #writing #poetry
🐾y'kNow, a good while back i got Pretty baNged UP, 'NUff to warraNt NeediN' it checked oUt. didN't have access to aNy of that faNcy highblood tech, bUt i kNew a Pal of miNe who's Pretty Nifty wheN it comes to PatchiN' aNd mediciNe! so i go 'N drag myself oUt to visit 'em, aNd fraNtically they go 'N tell me "oh i'm so sorry, i've jUst had my haNds so fUll! i didN't meaN to make yoU wait so loNg!" i rePlied, “it’s alright, i’m 'PatieNt'...!” ehehe, get it? hehe,
🐾with all this talks of celebratioNs 'N big social eveNts whatNot goiN' 'boUt, it makes me woNder... ehe, what if other stUff got all faNcy too? well a deck o' cards woUld be all Nice iN a 'sUit'! a hive woUld have 'address', while the salad is also 'dressiNg'! some sPUds Probably got 'jackets' oN... get it? ehehe, hehe,
🐾y'kNow that bUddy i'd meNtioNed who helPed Patch me UP 'N all? ehehe, well, i told 'em: "hey, y'kNow i still kiNda hUrt iN a few Places..." so they weNt 'N told me to stoP goiN' to those Places! ehehe x) hehe,
🐾gosh, how does oNe simUltaNeoUsly waNNa cUrl UP 'N get some shUteye Nice 'N cozy-like, bUt theN also waNts to restlessly Pace 'roUNd 'N keeP yaPPiN'? x( this gal caN Never make her thiNkPaN UP! hehe,
🐾what'cha call two math-loviN' fellas who are Pals? ehehe, why ya call 'em 'alge'bros''! hehe,
🐾what's a wolf's favorite PlaNt? why, it'd be aN ''aroo-gUla''! hehe,
🐾what do yoU call aN oblivioUs diNosaUr? eheh, "doyoUthiNkhesaUrUs"! hehe,
🐾why coUldN’t the Pirate fiNd their PlayiNg cards? well, it's 'caUse they were staNdiN' oN the ''deck''! hehe,
🐘 addressing the elephant in the room, hahahonkhaha <:o]🐘 🎪i don't take pictures often irl but my lusus seemed proud of itself... :o]🎪 https://i.postimg.cc/25wvthvk/cursed-object-lusus-tricks.jpg
🎪owhh... i forgot to introduce myself <:o[🎪 🗒️uhm. hi? my name is... owh, i hate this part...🗒️ 🌧️my name is cursed. cursed object,🌧️ 🎪i do, things? i can juggle...! and, uhm. more? if it's worthwhile i try to post about it because i don't have anyone else to talk to about it :o[🎪 ✨since being here, it's allowed me to see a lot more beyond just alternia which is nice! <:o]✨ 🎉 especially earth(c) stuff... it's fascinating and, super cool...! :o]🎉 🖼️uhm. i paint, i've started to pick that up... luscii, trolls, whatever i can manage,🖼️ ❔i'm not sure what else to say here. i'm sorry, owhhh <:o[❔ https://i.postimg.cc/ck7q8g0l/cursed-object-intro-ref.jpg
🐾httPs://i.Postimg.cc/7zhgN7yz/barkbeast-oN-da-hUsktoP.gif wheN ya cross aN aggressive barkbeast with a hUsktoP, what'cha get? that's easy! ya get a 'megabite'! x) hehe,
🐾httPs://i.Postimg.cc/xyx79bNk/barkbeast-tailwag.gif how maNy hairs are iN a barkbeast's tail? Pfft NoNe! they’re all oN the oUtside of it! x) hehe,
🐾why was the barkbeast sUch a good story teller? he kNew how to ''Paws'' for dramatic effect! hehe,
🐾did'cha hear aboUt the clUckbeast Proof lawN? yeah, i heard it was real 'im-Peck-able'! ehehe, hehe,
🐾told this oNe some time ago, bUt it's a gUilty favorite so i'm giviN' it aNother shot x) 🐾✨ a werewolf walks iNto a bar. .. the barteNder says, “what’s it like beiNg a werewolf?” the werewolf says, “i haveN’t beeN oNe for very loNg, bUt i’m ''lycaN'' it so far."! hehe,
https://i.postimg.cc/pTqzzc1D/Fixed-cursedpaintsbwoofma.jpg 🌧️ oooh it's been awhile since I've popped my nose here... been awful busy <:o[ 🌧️ 🖼️ but i bring another painting...! i may not have posted but i've been watching somewhat, 🖼️ 🐾 this lusus seemed really nice... :o] 🐾 @comedicCanis
🎪 i do like my juggling and jigs and whatever else i can get my hands on,🎪 🖼️ but, painting has been fun <:o]🖼️ ❔wondering what else i should paint next...❔
https://i.postimg.cc/zfjYwTwp/Free-little-lambwoolbeast.jpg 🐑woolbeast request <:o]🐑 🖼️i like to keep it simple and nice...🖼️ 🎪sometimes, some art and creative mediums feel a bit, erm, extreme? i like, using the crushed plants and extra scraps my lusus leaves to create more... mundane pieces,🎪
🐾what’s aN artist’s favorite shoe braNd? ehehe, whyz it'd be 'sketchers'! hehe,
🐾what is a barkbeast that sNeezes? well, ya woUld call that aN 'a-choo-wawa'! ehehe x) hehe,
🐾why are bread jokes fUNNy? 'caUse they Never get 'm-old'! hehe,
🐾what kiNd of scUttlebUggy does a barkbeast drive? why, it'd be a 'fUr-rari'! hehe,
🐾how do yoU measUre a sNake? iN iNches... they doN’t have feet! ehehe x) hehe,
🐾what haPPeNed wheN the raNcher crossed his moobeasts with some hyeNas? it was the 'laUghiNg stock' of the farm! hehe,
🐾what time does a qUackbeast wake UP? at the ''qUack'' of dUsk! hehe,
🐾ehehe, so, Nice weather toNight, right?? Pretty deceNt oUt my side of towN! eh? ehh... maybe i gotta Pack it UP 'N move oN oUtta here for Now. somethiN' tells me my jokes aiN't welcome. hehe,
🐾bUddy of miNe asked if i had seeN the barkbeast bowl... i said, “No, i didN’t eveN kNow she coUld!" hehe,
🐾httPs://i.Postimg.cc/65zmqt8j/faNcy-barkbeast.gif threw a ball for a barkbeast... it’s a bit extravagaNt i kNow, bUt it was his sPecial day aNd he looks great iN a diNNer jacket! hehe,
🐾was lookiN' after a blacksmith's barkbeast lUsUs, bUt as sooN as we got hive, it made a 'bolt' for the door! x) hehe,
🐾what kiNd of barkbeast caN jUmP higher thaN a bUildiNg? all kiNds caN! ehehe... 'caUse bUildiNgs caN’t jUmP! x) hehe,
🐾what'cha call yoUNg barkbeasts who Play iN the sNow? yoU call 'em 'slUsh PUPPies'! ehehe, hehe,
🐾did'ya hear the oNe aboUt the crow aNd the telePhoNe Pole? he waNted to make a loNg distaNce 'caw'! hehe,
🐾what kiNd of math do owls like? why, i heard they're Pretty foNd of "'owl'gebra" iN ParticUlar! ehehe, hehe,
🐾"so... i have rabies?" a troll asks. the medicUller sqUiNts, before cUrtly resPoNdiNg"short aNswer, yes." with a grim Nod. "w- well, what's the loNg aNswer?" "...yeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssss." hehe,
🐾why did the moNkey like the baNaNa? becaUse it had 'aP-Peel'! hehe,
🐾what is a barkbeast's favorite kiNd of flavor disc? 'PUPPeroNi'! hehe,
🐾what do yoU do if a barkbeast chews yoUr dictioNary? well, ya go aNd 'take the words right oUt of his moUth'! hehe,
🐾which breed of barkbeast is the qUietest? a 'hUsh PUPPy'! ehehe, hehe,
🐾#Nsfw | what was the Problem with the origami PailiNg chaNNel? it was 'PaPer-view' oNly! ehehe, hehe,
🐾most folks doN’t like hoofbeast jokes, so gUess most coUld say i’m goiNg agaiNst the 'reiN' oN this oNe, ehe! why are hoofbeasts terrible at stayiN' UP late? wheN it’s 'PastUre' bedtime, they’re ready to hit the 'hay'! hehe,
🐾lUsUs had to go 'N drag yoUrs trUly oUtta her 'cUPe by the scrUff! eaUh... hehe,
🐾what did the barkbeast wear before goiN' to sleeP? why, he got comfy iN some 'Paw-jamas'! hehe,
🐾i like mUsical dramas... they really 'strike a chord' with me! ehehe, hehe,
🐾why is the barN so Noisy? 'caUse all the moobeasts have 'horNs'! ehe, hehe,
🐾why doN’t leoPards Play hide-aNd-seek? it's 'cUz they're always 'sPotted'! x) hehe,
🐾what kiNd of sNake woUld ya fiNd oN a scUttlebUggy? yoU'd fiNd a ''wiNdshield viPer''! x) hehe,
🐾a bUddy of miNe told me to PUt tomato saUce oN the shoPPiNg list, so i did... Now i caN’t read it! ehehe, x) hehe,
🐾#Nsfw for meNtioN || i hate wheN my hose stoPs sPrayiN' water... bUt theN i remember Not to 'kiNk shame'! hehe,
🐾i caN't keeP UP with toNight's crowd! i've already goNe 'N rUN oUtta #Nsfw material 'N bits for jokes at this hoUr! x( hehe,
🐾what breed of barkbeast will UNlock yoUr froNt door? ''yorkie''! hehe,
🐾httPs://i.Postimg.cc/t2y518sr/hUNgry-barkbeast.gif i doN't eveN have a joke right Now, 'm jUst real hUNgry for grUbsaNga... hehe,
🐾why do dUcks make great detectives? they always 'qUack' the case! hehe,
🐾httPs://i.Postimg.cc/wtgtvtmP/totally-Not-flUshed.gif golly, i Need to get myself set right 'N stoP yaPPiN' my traP!! these jokes aiN't goNNa write 'N tell themselves if i'm bUsy barkiN' UP a storm with my PUsher waggiN' like a barkbeast's tail! hehe,
🐾what do yoU call a jacket that goes UP iN flames? a 'blazer'! hehe,
🐾what's a rock's favorite frUit? why, that'd be a ''Pome-graNite''! ehehe! hehe,
🐾how caN flames afford to be so bright? 'fire works'! hehe,
🐾oNe bird caN't fiNish aN eNtire bowl of frUit looPs...bUt 'toU-caN'! ehehe, hehe,
🐾what does a barkbeast like to eat for breakfast? they like to eat 'woofles'! hehe,
🐾what'cha call a barkbeast who's a magiciaN? why, ya call that a 'labracadabrador'! hehe,
🐾a three-legged barkbeast walks iNto a bar aNd says, "i’m lookiNg for the maN who shot my 'Paw'"! hehe,
🐾i haveN't had a PicNic iN for sweePs! last time i boUght my lUsUs, she tUrNed it iNto a ''bark-b-q!'' ehehe! hehe,
🐾why did the sNowmaN Name his barkbeast “frost”? becaUse he 'bites'! hehe,
🐾#Nsfw | startiN' to thiNk if i'm aroUsed by showers... they make me real 'wet'! hehe,
🐾#Nsfw | what’s a Pirate’s favorite kiNk? PeggiNg! hehe,
🐾what kiNd of lUsUs does a raiNbowdriNker have? why, they've got a 'blood'hoUNd! hehe,
🐾#sUggestive #Nsfw <- ooc tags, jUst to be safe! i'd rather over tag thaN miss oNe. rest is ic! | httPs://i.Postimg.cc/5thtqkfd/hUNdsi-sillyshirtselfie.jPg oh my gosh i forgot i had all these silly shirts from old wriggliN' day gifts! x) some i Use as jUst 'roUNd the hive fits wheN i doN't have to worry 'boUt aNythiNg else. sUPer comfy! i gotta get more of 'em at some PoiNt, hehe,
🐾what'cha do with 100 Peaches? well, eat what ya caN, aNd caN what ya caN’t! x) hehe,
🐾y'kNow, i sold my vacUUm the other day... all it was doiNg was ''collectiNg dUst''! hehe,
🐾woah, folks loved my silly lil' shirt! maybe i gotta show my collectioN i got stashed away! i got maNy of 'em with stUPid desigNs aNd fUNNy lil' sayiNgs oN 'em x) hehe,
🐾two gUys walk iNto a bar... the third gUy dUcks! ehehe, hehe,
🐾what's somethiN' Nice that y'all do for yoUr lUsUs? tryiN' to scroUNge UP some ideas to treat bwoofma to somethiNg Nice, hehe,
🐾what kiNda fish loves mUsic the most? why, it'd be a ''tUNe-a''! hehe,
🐾why was the barkbeast stealiN' shiNgles? it waNted to become a ''woofer''! hehe,
🐾#Nsfw | i Near scared the delivery troll toNight by comiN' to the door Naked! i doN’t kNow what scared 'em more, the fact that i was Naked, or that i kNew where they lived! ehehe, (this is a joke i'd Never do that, gosh!! x_x eveN i'm Not ProUd of this oNe...) hehe,
🐾ho boy, that's a lotta kUlt! (for me, at least...) wheN i'd startiNg kickiN' aboUt here with my silly lil' jokes i hadN't exPected so maNy folks to eNjoy what i do! ehehe. aNd almost 40 followers? that's more thaN my gig crowd! i gotta PlaN somethiNg good for 10k... bUt golly, i jUst dUNNo what! hehe,
🐾what’s the differeNce betweeN a bUsiNessmaN aNd a barkbeast? the bUsiNessmaN wears a sUit, bUt the barkbeast jUst 'PaNts'! hehe,
🐾what haPPeNed wheN the barkbeast weNt to the flea circUs? he 'stole the show'! hehe,
🐾what'cha call a well-behaved barkbeast that floats iN the Pool 'N is haviNg a graNd time? a ''good boUy''! hehe,
🐾what do scieNtist barkbeasts do with boNes? well, they go 'N ''bariUm''! hehe,
🐾#Nsfw | what'cha call a book oN voyeUrism? a ''PeePiNg-tome''! hehe,
🐾my mailmaN has a really loNg Name... there's jUst so maNy ''letters''! ehehe, hehe,
🐾what'cha call a fish with a tie? with somethiN' that faNcy, i'd call that Pretty ''so'fish'ticated''! hehe,
🐾why caN’t milk cartoNs walk? 'caUse they ''lactose''! hehe,
🐾if he caN't aPPreciate yoUr frUit jokes, yoU Need to let that ''maN-go''! ehehe, hehe,
🐾how do folks cook iN the jUNgle? why, they do it with a ''grilla''! hehe,
🐾did'ya hear 'boUt the sNail racer who ditched his shell? he thoUght it woUld make him faster, bUt it jUst made him look ''slUggish''! hehe,
🐾what kiNd of barkbeast loves to take bUbble baths? a ''shamPoodle''! hehe,
🐾what tyPe of markets do barkbeasts avoid? why, they go 'N avoid the ''flea markets''! hehe,
🐾coUld go for a tasty sNack 'boUt Now... caN't thiNk of aNy fUNNy material if my PaN doesN't have the eNergy. maybe i shoUld see if there's some good sPecials 'roUNd towN! hehe,
🐾httPs://i.Postimg.cc/289P6krx/hUNdsi-lUsUs-selfie.jPg bwoofma waNted some of the sPotlight too! x) headiN' oN oUt sooN to see if i caN fiNd aNythiN' iNterestiN' oUt iN towN toNight, hehe,
🐾what did the barkbeast say wheN it accideNtally sat oN saNdPaPer? "rUff"! hehe,
🐾what did the hoofbeast say wheN it fell? "i've falleN, aNd i caN't 'giddyUP'"! hehe,
🐾what is a PUrrbeast's favorite coloUr? "PUrrr-Ple"! hehe,
🐾why caN't a leoPard hide? 'caUse it's always ''sPotted''! hehe,
🐾what'cha call a fUNNy clUckbeast? a ''comedi-heN''! hehe,
🐾why did the crazy fella lose his job at the dairy factory? he was a daNger to himself aNd ''Udders''! hehe,
🐾hoo boy, coNfessioNs? i kNow i've made a fair few jokes 'boUt it, bUt i actUally doN't like tomatoes! i learNed to like 'em eNoUgh, tolerate 'em, so wheN they weNt flyiN' dUriNg gigs it woUldN't stiNg my PUsher so bad! x( hehe,
🐾what'cha call a sleePiN' bUll? a ''bUll-dozer''! hehe,
🐾wheN is a well dressed lioN like a weed? well, 's wheN he's a ''daNdelioN'' of coUrse! hehe,
🐾what lUscii are oN legal docUmeNts? why, that'd be the emPire-aPProved ''seals''! hehe,
🐾why did the wizards show UP to their dUel emPty haNded? their weaPoNs were at a ''staff'' meetiNg! x) hehe,
🐾what'cha call a bear with No ear? well, with a missiNg ear it'd jUst be a ''b''! hehe,
🐾good lord, it's all the same fella! x( #vagUePost hehe,
🐾hey Now, i aiN't become a comediaN to Please oNe siNgUlar gUPPy oUtta the whole PoNd. hehe,
🐾what'cha get wheN yoU cross a sNake aNd a Pie? ''a Pie-thoN!'' hehe,
🐾whooPs, didN't meaN to coNk oUt back iN my 'cUPe! where do barkbeasts Park their scUttleebUggies? they Park 'em iN the ''barkiNg'' lot! hehe,
🐾what's a barkbeast's favoUrite mode of traNsPortatioN? ... ''a waggiN'''! x) ehehe, hehe,
🐾did'ya hear 'boUt the fella whose whole left side was cUt off? heard he's ''all right'' Now! hehe,
🐾boy, lots of thiNgs haPPeNiN' oN a friday! ehehe, hehe,
🐾httPs://i.Postimg.cc/mgjgs7Py/dog.gif #dogPostiNg what did the barkbeast iNstall iN his scUttlebUggy to imPress all his frieNds? a ''sUbwoofer''! hehe,
🐾#dogPostiNg why do barkbeasts make the best arborists? 'cUz they are exPerts iN ''bark''! hehe,
🐾httPs://i.Postimg.cc/t2lvgjg6/hUNdsi-lUsUs-bwoofma.jPg my lUsUs x) !! she's the first oNe who sUPPorted my comediaN career! thaNk ya bwoofma ✨🐾 hehe,
🐾why do Poor barkbeasts chase their tails? they’re jUst tryiNg to make eNds meet! ehehe, hehe,
🐾why did the cookie cry? becaUse his gUardiaN was ''a-wafer'' so loNg! hehe,
🐾a saNdwhich walks iNto a bar aNd is aboUt to Place aN order... bUt, the barteNder says "i'm sorry, we doN't serve food here"! hehe,
🐾why did the worker get fired from the oraNge jUice factory? lack of ''coNceNtratioN''! hehe,
🐾what soUNd does a robotic frog make? it goes ''rivet rivet''! hehe,
(( going OOC again to leave some more Hundsi art before I slink off to the abyss for a lil bit!! :] )) https://i.postimg.cc/0ysZtmpx/Hundsi-OOC-Laughingat-You.jpg
🐾what is the least sPokeN laNgUage iN the world? sigN laNgUage! sNrrrk, ehehe, hehe,
🐾what's the differeNce betweeN a gUitar aNd a fish? ya caN tUNe a gUitar... bUt ya caN't "tUNa"fish! hehe,
🐾if yoU're locked oUt of yoUr hive oNe Night, try slowly 'N carefUlly talkiN' with yoUr door... becaUse commUNicatioN is key! ehehe, hehe,
🐾what kiNd of PaNts do ghosts wear? ''boo'' jeaNs! hehe,
((OOC: rhhrfhhfh I need to be more careful and attentive. I keep pressing the wrong reaction on some posts/hating them while scrolling or liking on mobile. I'm such a chud 🙏💔 oops!!))
🐾what'cha call a moNkey iN a miNe field? a ''babooooom''! hehe,
🐾what do yoU call aN elePhaNt that doesN’t matter? aN ''irrelePhaNt''! hehe,
🐾fiNally realized why my PlaNt sits aroUNd doiNg NothiNg all day... he loves his Pot! ehehe... #sUbstaNces for the toPic, i'm sober x) hehe,
🐾what do yoU call a NervoUs javeliN thrower? shakesPeare! hehe,
🐾what'cha call a factory that sells Passable ProdUcts? a ''satisfactory''! hehe,
🐾i started a New bUsiNess makiNg yachts iN my attic this year... the ''sails'' are goiNg throUgh the roof! hehe,
🐾what kiNd of mUsic do welders like? ''heavy metal''! hehe,
🐾what's the differeNce betweeN a hiPPo aNd a ziPPo? oNe is really heavy, the other is a little ''lighter''! hehe,
🐾how come a maN driviNg a traiN got strUck by lightNiNg? he was a good ''coNdUctor''! sNrrrk, hehe,
🐾did'ya watch the New comic book movie? it was very ''graPhic''! Pfft, ehehe! hehe,
🐾what did the scarf say to the hat? yoU go oN ''ahead'', i am goiNg to ''haNg aroUNd'' a bit loNger! hehe,
🐾how do yoU fix a brokeN Pizza? with ''tomato Paste''! hehe,
🐾how maNy liPs does a flower have? ''tUliPs''! Pfft, hehe,
🐾why did the hive go to the medicUller? it was haviNg wiNdow ''PaNes''! hehe,
🐾y'kNow, i had a fightiNg joke liNed UP for #fightNight, bUt i forgot the ''PUNch'' liNe! hehe,
https://i.postimg.cc/Pqd0Zcff/Hundsi-NSFW-NOTcanon-fixed.jpg ((spins joyously as I toggle ooc for this purely bc Hundsi wouldn't actually hornypost ic BUT *I* will !! As me, myself, and I!)) ((NOT CANON sorry not sorry she doesn't do gigs like this, I just wanted an excuse to draw somethin' of her for once, snrrrk,, x])) #nsfw
🐾what'cha get wheN ya cross a rabbit with a water hose...? some ''hare sPray''! hehe,
🎪 do you wanna talk about it, friend...? <:o] 🎪
🐾what did the dorito farmer say to the other dorito farmer? ''cool raNch''! hehe,
🐾y'kNow, i caN't tell if i like this bleNder... it keePs giviNg me mixed resUlts! sNrrrk, ehehe! hehe,
🐾why do bees have sticky hair? becaUse they Use ''hoNey combs''! hehe,
🐾did'ya hear aboUt the cheese factory that exPloded? there was NothiNg left bUt ''de brie''! hehe,
🐾wheN is a door Not a door? wheN it's ''ajar''! hehe,
🐾why did the mUshroom get iNvited to the Party? becaUse he was a ''fUNgi''! hehe,
🐾what do yoU call a belt made oUt of watches? a ''waist'' of time! hehe,
🐾's a real PleasUre seeiN' a few folks iN ParticUlar always showiN' UP to sUPPort what i do! i Notice y'all! my PUsher goes oUt to 'em if y'all see this!! x] (aNd my oNe dedicated hater too) hehe,
🐾how did the octoPUs beat the shark iN a fight? becaUse it was well armed! sNrrrk, hehe,
🐾y'kNow, i didN't become a comediaN to be edUcated aboUt mariNe life! x( #NotvagUe hehe,
🐾a weasel walks iNto a bar. the barteNder says, "wow, i've Never served a weasel before. what caN i get for yoU?" ... "PoP", goes the weasel! hehe,
🐾why caN't ya Use "beef stew" as a Password? 'cUz it's Not ''strogaNoff''! hehe,
🐾did yoU hear aboUt the sUbmariNe iNdUstry? it really took a ''dive''...! sNrrrk, hehe,
🐾what did the late tomato say to the early tomato? i’ll ''ketch UP''! hehe,
🐾why are fish easy to weigh? becaUse they have their owN ''scales''! hehe,
🐾why was the foNt always tired? it was always ''bold''! sNrrrk, hehe,
🐾why are ghosts bad liars? becaUse yoU caN see right throUgh 'em! sNrrrk, heh, hehe! hehe,
🐾how did the robot get across the river? iN a ''ro-boat''! hehe,
🐾why doN't skeletoNs fight each other? they doN't got the ''gUts''! sNrrrk! haha, hehe,
((OOC: doing some lil touchups on profile w/ bio and pinned, including adding her full ref/design! And while I'm speaking ooc rn I just wanna say a massive thank you to the support I've gotten so far since musing Hundsi, and I'm happy people have enjoyed her so much thus far! <3!! Thank you for the followers and for reaching over 3k kult!!))
🐾how does the mooN cUt his hair? ''ecliPse'' it! hehe,
🐾i had a dream that i was a mUffler... i woke UP ''exhaUsted''! hehe,
🐾where do woolbeast go to get their hair cUt? the ''baa-baa'' shoP! hehe,
🐾how do locomotives kNow where they're goiN'? with lotsa' ''traiNiNg''! hehe,
🐾heh, i kNew i coUld coUNt oN ya... PaN's a tad scattered right Now, so i'm real off my game. thaNk ya kiNdly for helPiNg :) hehe,
🐾why doN't scieNtists trUst atoms? becaUse... Ugh, i, i doN't eveN got aNythiNg for this oNe!! i'll come back to this later, sorry folks! x( hehe,
🐾woof...! gotta get my thiNkPaN oN straight, caN't joke aroUNd wheN the words keeP losiN' themselves!! hehe,
:33 < why are pirates called pirates? :33 < beclaws when mew ov-in the cold food out hot eat the food
🐾why are Pirates called Pirates? becaUse they ''arrr''e! hehe,
🐾i jUst watched a docUmeNtary aboUt beavers... it was the best ''dam'' show i ever saw! hehe,
🐾why does (troll) waldo oNly wear striPes? becaUse he doesN't waNt to be ''sPotted''! hehe,
🐾what do yoU call a carefUl wolf? ''aware-wolf''! hehe,
🐾why did the develoPer go broke? they kePt sPeNdiNg all their ''cache''! hehe,
🐾what do yoU call a certaiN thieviNg rePtile? a ''crookodile''! hehe,
🐾how was the sNow globe feeliNg after the storm? a little shakeN! sNrrrk, heh...! hehe,
🐾why didN’t the oraNge wiN the race? it raN oUt of ''jUice''! hehe,
🐾what is the hardest Part aboUt sky diviNg? the groUNd! hehe,
🐾how do yoU steal a coat? yoU ''jacket''! hehe,
🐾what do yoU do oN a remote islaNd? try aNd fiNd the tv islaNd it beloNgs to! sNrrrk, heh! hehe,
🐾what do yoU call a bee that caN't make UP its miNd? a ''maybe''! hehe,
Leaving this ooc but forgot I never actually did a full ref/sheet thing! Could've been formatted better whoops but still wanted to leave this here :] https://i.postimg.cc/52TryjQy/Hundsi-Sillai-ref.jpg
🐾d'ya kNow where yoU caN get broth iN bUlk? the ''stock''! market hehe,
🐾why did the clUckbeast get a PeNalty? for ''fowl'' Play! hehe,
🐾what did the big flower say to the littler flower? "hi, bUd"! hehe,
🐾what's a hUsktoP's favorite sNack? ''microchiPs''! hehe,
🐾what's the differeNce betweeN a seal aNd a sea lioN? aN ''ioN''! hehe,
🐾what did oNe wall say to the other wall? i'll meet yoU at the corNer! sNrrrk, hehe,
🐾i jUst got fired from my job at the keyboard factory... they told me i wasN't PUttiNg iN eNoUgh ''shifts''! hehe,
🐾what kiNd of tree fits iN yoUr haNd? a ''Palm'' tree! hehe,
🐾why did the cookie cry? it was feeliN' a lil' ''crUmby''! hehe,
🐾did yoU hear aboUt the scieNtist who was lab PartNers with a Pot of boiliNg water? he had a very ''esteemed'' colleagUe! hehe,
🐾what is the differeNce betweeN igNoraNce aNd aPathy? i doN't kNow aNd i doN't care! heh, eh, sNrrk, hehe,
🐾how do clUckbeasts stay fit? they always ''egg''cercise! hehe,
🐾what did oNe Plate say to the other Plate? diNNer is oN me! hehe,
🐾saw a Nice stereo oN sale for oNe caegar($). seller says the volUme is stUck oN ‘high’. i coUldN’t tUrN it dowN! hehe,
🐾what do yoU call a loUd, big ol' Pile of PUrrbeasts? a ''meowNtaiN''! hehe,
🐾why did the girl smear PeaNUt bUtter oN the road? to go with the traffic ''jam''! hehe,
🐾what did the bUffalo lUsUs say to its charge wheN it droPPed him off at school? ''bisoN''! hehe,
🐾what haPPeNs to a frog's scUttlebUggy wheN it breaks dowN? it gets ''toad'' away! hehe,
🐾what kiNd of diNosaUr loves to sleeP? a stega-sNore-Us! hehe,
🐾what do yoU get wheN yoU cross a sNowmaN with a raiNbow driNker? frostbite! hehe,
🐾why did the Poor barkbeast chase its tail? it was tryiNg to make both eNds meet! hehe,
🐾whatsaPP is here? heh, ''what's'aPPeNiNg'' here? hehe,
🐾what do yoU call a NervoUs exPlosive? a ''tickiNg time bomb''! hehe,
🐾my lUsUs is a geNiUs... i asked her what two miNUs two is, aNd she said NothiNg! heh, eh heh, hehe,
🐾what is a seal's favorite hobby? ''art art art art''! hehe,
🐾why shoUldN't yoU tell a taloNscreecher yoUr secrets? they're always ''taloN'' everyoNe! hehe,
🐾if yoU boil a fUNNy boNe it becomes a ''laUghiNg stock''! hehe,
🐾may Not be atteNdiNg the gala bUt that jUst meaNs more time to Post my qUiPs, bits, jokes aNd PUNs! hehe,
🐾why doN't Programmers like the great oUtdoors? too maNy ''bUgs''! hehe,
🐾what kiNd of shoes does a thief wear? ''sNeakers''! hehe,
🐾what is the tallest bUildiNg iN the world? the library, it’s got the most ''stories''! hehe,
🐾what did the cholerbear say after he fell dowN the stairs? how ''em-bear-assiNg''! hehe,
🎨 my lusus :o] 🎨 https://i.postimg.cc/pdJhpc8R/Beloved-Lusus.jpg
https://i.postimg.cc/W1L0zHzX/Notmylusus-20260502215715.jpg 🎪 very polite seeming guardian <:o] 🎪 🎨 so distracted painting i havent practiced my circus tricks...! 🎨 @buoyantTrendsetter
https://i.postimg.cc/PxcX9w92/heyitsmehonk-20260503184302.jpg 🌧️ the weather wasn't good for circus tricks... 🌧️ 🎨 good for painting though! <:o] 🎨 📸 i never liked real photos of myself so this is much nicer, 📸
🐾🐾right. i shoUld Probably make a ProPer iNtrodUctioN oN here shoUldN't i? the Name's hUNdsi! broNzeblood, jUst gettiNg by oN comedy gig-work aNd other odd jobs. badPUN may as well have beeN my Name! there's jUst somethiNg aboUt trUly groaN-worthy, awfUl jokes that either maNage to crack a relUctaNt little griN or sweePs worth of grUmbliNg... after all, Never said i was good at beiNg fUNNy! aNd hey, if ya Need me? i got a faNcy ol' form here jUst for yoU folks! aNythiN' ya Need or waNNa be Nosey aboUt ehehe, httPs://forms.gle/z7tjsm3s728gqtjy9 httPs://i.Postimg.cc/52tryjqy/hUNdsi-sillai-ref.jPg hehe,
🎪 i have now made a friend :o] 🎪 ✨ joyous! :o] ✨ 🎪 still have yet to practice more tricks ... <:o] 🎪
🎨 i think tonight i will try my hand at painting! <:o] 🎨
https://i.postimg.cc/HnV5CQSr/Unfamiliar-Reflection-20260501192327.jpg 🎨 ooo... i quite enjoy this painting stuff! its a very pleasant outlet for my busy thinkpan :o] 🎨 🌧️ not gallery worthy :o[ 🌧️ ✨ but fun...! and thats the point...! ✨ 🎪 that's what i hear in human media ...? seems nicer, 🎪 ❔ i dunno what i was going for, but it helped me <:o] ❔
🎪 i think i will try painting again later...! 🎪 ❔ i wonder what to paint... maybe my lusus? <:o] ❔
❔ is... is that the amulet? <:o] ❔ 🎪 oooo nooo 's okay! i get silly when im excited too <:o] 🎪 ✨ nice to meet you too! new friend :o] ✨
🎪 setting this up oooh ... so much to keep track of! <:o( 🎪 ✨ but so many interesting things ...! ✨