♦ pitied by @chapHopscotch
moight have to ask darl to break moi tooth again nice to have a means to fix it, but oi have a brand? en oi gotta keep it also she finds the gap cute en oim nothin if oi aint keepin the babe happy

¶ SIMPL3. B3ING 3VIL AS A WOMAN ISN'T MORALLY WRONG

First coffee of the day right up. Finally.

i love the way you think. you’re so tea.

If y*u hate y*urself just listen t* Mitski s*ngs.

၄⋆၃ sometimes i wonder what is my anxestor like or alternate mes question mark bexause as muxh as i joke about being the ONLY me i know that is statistixally improbable dot dot dot but yeah anxestors and other timelines mes what are they like question mark i guess we will never know knoxk on wood dot dot dot
al2o my a22 look2 9reat in a 2uit.
JUST TRIED TO REST MY HEAD ON MY DESK AND LANDED IN MY TITS INSTEAD FML #NSFW

donnt forget to drinnk water. annd donnt forget to take youur medicationns... take care of youurself.. ok?

Bulge astronomy. Bulge lobotomy. Got his shit inflated. Call that bulge economy.
I'M NAKED IN MY RECOUPERACOON JUST SCROLLING TILL IT KICKS IN

What kind of animal ha2 mor3 liv32 than a cat? A frog, b3cau23 it croak2 3v3ry day

Got a job at a bak3ry r3c3ntly I r3ally kn3ad3d 2om3 dough
MOVIE REVIEWS PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN 4 AN INSULT TO THE PREVIOUS THREE LACKING NEARLY ALL THE CHARM AND ALL THE COMEDY. WENT "HE WOULD NOT FUCKING SAY THAT" A HUNDRED TIMES OVER. CONSTANTLY TRYING TOO HARD. AS ALWAYS THE ONLY SAVING GRACE IS THE MAIN ACTOR. GOT BORED HALFWAY THROUGH AND STARTED PLAYING A MONOTONOUS VIDEO GAME ON THE SIDE, AND HALF THE WATCH PARTY GOT WASTED. 3/10, WOULD RATHER WATCH LITERAL PAINT DRY. ADDED A POINT FOR EACH OF THE ACTORS I LIKED.


