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£(€llo! Names H€rbal! I go by He/Th€y)✓ £(I run a lin€ of fam€d b€verag€ €mparium's! Caf€'s pubs and th€ lik€!)✓ £(My hobbi€s includ€, Alchemy, St€am punk automatons, br€wing, and singing!)✓

Blood: IndigoAge: Kult Score: 197Kull Score: 1578 followers10 following

£( Troll British )✓ £( nuff said )✓ £( I'm alr€ady writing up a d€€d to own a portion of th€ sky. )✓ £( g€tting it notariz€d )✓ £( and bobs m€ lusuncl€ I got it )✓

Kult: +27
Kull: +20
Total: 47
Ratio: 1.35
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@temoraSolutionsinc[TS]

I Already Own The Sky, Find Another Thing To Own Dearie.

£( tsk, tsk. I s€€ now th€r€ was an activ€ claus€ )✓ £( Mayhaps w€ find biclaus€ in tax? )✓ £( I do ind€€d still hav€ a f€w anci€nt pap€rs of my anc€stors claims, in portions of cours€, twas th€ Duk€ aft€r all.)✓

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@temoraSolutionsinc[TS]

You Can Rent It For A Few Hundred Thousand A Night

£( oh grand, finally a r€asonabl€ notion. )✓ £( now will that b€ pr€scious g€mston€ or gild€d coin? )✓

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@lilShitpeta[LS]

:33< oh mmew call it a bottle? :33< we trolls call it a silly hot sand tubuloid what bevrages and such go into device

Kult: +25
Kull: +20
Total: 45
Ratio: 1.25
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@aventurineCopycat[AC]

B33 < and they only make them in glugslurp

I GENuINELY CANNOT TELL. IF THIS IS A JOKE OR NOT.

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@lilShitpeta[LS]

:33< of course!

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@lilShitpeta[LS]

:33< thats crazy fur mew :33< why would i lie about my own cultmewre?

Kull: +2
Total: 2

£( lik€ s€riously, w€'v€ conqu€r€d spac€ and th€ s€a, l€mm€ just pop in th€ sky b€twixt both with a massiv€ bloody blimp hiv€ )✓

Kult: +25
Kull: +15
Total: 40
Ratio: 1.67
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@acinonyxAnonymous[AA]

My favorite tea appreciator has shown up, it's been a while. ^..^

£( ay€, has b€€n a tad bit long€r than should'v€. Things at th€ caf€ can b€ h€ctic, brass to polish, glass to dry. )✓ £( som€tim€s it's a r€al b€nd€r wh€n ya g€t id€a's but look at m€ rambling, I'm glad to s€€ a f€llow conn€s€ur of b€v€rag€ gl€€ )✓

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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@acinonyxAnonymous[AA]

Ah, completely understandable, I get how busy one can get, especially since you run a fine establishment. Just pointers, it truly isn't rambling, even if it was I wouldn't have complained, you are simply speaking your mind, I do enjoy that. ^. .^

Kult: +5
Total: 5

£( I'M BRINGING BACK BLIMPS )✓

Kult: +5
Total: 5

£( ... I just wanna bloody br€w a batch of fin€ €arlgr€y in my shops distill€ry )✓ £( but all th€ bags of th€ stuff has my Anc€stors fac€ plast€r€d on €m. An €rlgry W€ll€r... was a mad, a gr€at on€, but a mad Duk€ of B€forus )✓

Kult: +5
Total: 5

£( som€tim€s a troll just wants to br€w potions inst€ad of Duk€Ministrifing )✓ £( a d€finit€ normal occurr€nc€ )✓

Kult: +20
Kull: +15
Total: 35
Ratio: 1.33
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@acinonyxAnonymous[AA]

Seems to be a common occurrence for me.

Kult: +5
Total: 5

£( pr€cis€ly, th€r€'s only so many docum€nts you can sign b€for€ you f€€l lik€ tink€ring with th€ brass or prun€ th€ gard€n )✓ £( T€a tim€ shouldnt b€ s€t asid€. )✓

Kult: +5
Kull: +2
Total: 7
Ratio: 2.50
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@acinonyxAnonymous[AA]

Exactly, there's not much I can point here, entirely agreed.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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@gullibleColumnist[GC]

#OutglutMasquerade

Kult: +35
Total: 35

£( imagin€ ignoring th€ duti€s your anc€stry l€ft you as duk€ of a promin€nt city-stat€)✓ £( ...could- couldn't b€ m€ hah ha..)✓

Kult: +5
Total: 5

£( hmm... mayb€ I should start alch€mizing €strog€n products)✓ £( Adding it to th€ br€w m€nu at onc€)✓

Kult: +5
Total: 5

tea is such a wonderful thing to look forward to.

Kult: +22
Kull: +5
Total: 27
Ratio: 4.40

£( ... How could I lik€ a post mor€ than onc€ upon a tapping..??)✓

£( ah so th€y caught th€ sp€ct€r?)✓ £( ... imagin€ th€ alch€my of such a sp€ctral visag€..)✓

Kult: +5
Total: 5

£( I hav€ to say on€ of my favorit€ bands is Troll St€am pow€r€d LongN€ck€d-hoof B€ast)✓ £( absolut€ smashing show)✓

Kult: +5
Total: 5

£( ==>W€ll€r: R€m€mb€r you w€r€ popular onc€ upon a sw€€p for your on€ hit wond€r "Troll W€ll€rm€n" Esp€cially in th€ nautical sc€n€.. )✓ #W€ll€rm€n #S€aShanti€s #R€m€b€rTh€FishandPirat€sAnth€m

£(I bid you all a fair morrow and an €v€r r€stful slumb€r with a cupa smooth chamomil€ to €as€ thou's worri€s)✓

Kult: +5
Total: 5

£(W€ll, I was just sitting h€ar €njoying on€ of my lat€st and most lov€ly Br€w's I'v€ whipp€d ov€r th€ k€ttl€, a nic€ warm mix of butt€rfly p€a p€tt€ls with a d€licat€ hint of ch€rry blossom Jad€ T€a)✓ £( and I must say, it'tis d€lightful and you could prov€ my honorabl€ word tru€ at your n€ar€st W€ll€rman Caf€ and pub.)✓)✓

£(A dastardly variant of min€ hmm?)✓ £(I'd n€v€r trust a b€v€rag€ from th€ f€lla but mayhaps w€'d abl€ to strik€ an accord, may €v€n a busin€ss proposal.)✓ £(€asy €nough to anticipat€ a doubl€ cross that €nds in du€l, ahah only to fall to st€am work and th€ gallows)✓

Kult: +5
Total: 5

£(Am I coming in cl€ar? This d€vic€ do€sn't hav€ €nough buttons or dials for my liking.)✓ £(Anywho, I'm wishing you all a lov€ly night to r€lax with an €xc€ptional cup of W€ll€r brand co T€a.)✓

Kult: +5
Kull: +5
Total: 10
Ratio: 1.00

£(L€t's giv€ this thingamajig a whirl)✓