

Herbal Weller
@chapHopscotch
£(€llo! Names H€rbal! I go by He/Th€y)✓ £(I run a lin€ of fam€d b€verag€ €mparium's! Caf€'s pubs and th€ lik€!)✓ £(My hobbi€s includ€, Alchemy, St€am punk automatons, br€wing, and singing!)✓
£( Troll British )✓ £( nuff said )✓ £( I'm alr€ady writing up a d€€d to own a portion of th€ sky. )✓ £( g€tting it notariz€d )✓ £( and bobs m€ lusuncl€ I got it )✓

:33< oh mmew call it a bottle? :33< we trolls call it a silly hot sand tubuloid what bevrages and such go into device
£( lik€ s€riously, w€'v€ conqu€r€d spac€ and th€ s€a, l€mm€ just pop in th€ sky b€twixt both with a massiv€ bloody blimp hiv€ )✓
£( ... I just wanna bloody br€w a batch of fin€ €arlgr€y in my shops distill€ry )✓ £( but all th€ bags of th€ stuff has my Anc€stors fac€ plast€r€d on €m. An €rlgry W€ll€r... was a mad, a gr€at on€, but a mad Duk€ of B€forus )✓
£( som€tim€s a troll just wants to br€w potions inst€ad of Duk€Ministrifing )✓ £( a d€finit€ normal occurr€nc€ )✓
£( imagin€ ignoring th€ duti€s your anc€stry l€ft you as duk€ of a promin€nt city-stat€)✓ £( ...could- couldn't b€ m€ hah ha..)✓
£( hmm... mayb€ I should start alch€mizing €strog€n products)✓ £( Adding it to th€ br€w m€nu at onc€)✓
tea is such a wonderful thing to look forward to.
£( ah so th€y caught th€ sp€ct€r?)✓ £( ... imagin€ th€ alch€my of such a sp€ctral visag€..)✓
£( I hav€ to say on€ of my favorit€ bands is Troll St€am pow€r€d LongN€ck€d-hoof B€ast)✓ £( absolut€ smashing show)✓
£( ==>W€ll€r: R€m€mb€r you w€r€ popular onc€ upon a sw€€p for your on€ hit wond€r "Troll W€ll€rm€n" Esp€cially in th€ nautical sc€n€.. )✓ #W€ll€rm€n #S€aShanti€s #R€m€b€rTh€FishandPirat€sAnth€m
£(I bid you all a fair morrow and an €v€r r€stful slumb€r with a cupa smooth chamomil€ to €as€ thou's worri€s)✓
£(W€ll, I was just sitting h€ar €njoying on€ of my lat€st and most lov€ly Br€w's I'v€ whipp€d ov€r th€ k€ttl€, a nic€ warm mix of butt€rfly p€a p€tt€ls with a d€licat€ hint of ch€rry blossom Jad€ T€a)✓ £( and I must say, it'tis d€lightful and you could prov€ my honorabl€ word tru€ at your n€ar€st W€ll€rman Caf€ and pub.)✓)✓
£(A dastardly variant of min€ hmm?)✓ £(I'd n€v€r trust a b€v€rag€ from th€ f€lla but mayhaps w€'d abl€ to strik€ an accord, may €v€n a busin€ss proposal.)✓ £(€asy €nough to anticipat€ a doubl€ cross that €nds in du€l, ahah only to fall to st€am work and th€ gallows)✓
£(Am I coming in cl€ar? This d€vic€ do€sn't hav€ €nough buttons or dials for my liking.)✓ £(Anywho, I'm wishing you all a lov€ly night to r€lax with an €xc€ptional cup of W€ll€r brand co T€a.)✓






