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D --> Whenever I am stricken with undesired arousal I must find a way to e%pel that energy as fast as possible D --> If I am unable to take a cold shower D --> I will drop to the f100r D --> I will do intense sit-ups until the feelings subsides D --> I sweat, and I replace my aroused and bothered sweat with the sweat of a workout D --> The feeling will pass between the 300th and 700th sit-up, or once the cramping becomes unbearable #NoFap

(˶ˆ꒳ˆ˵) —— Or mOrning, Or whatever time it is fOr yOu! (✿◠‿◠) —— (˘ ³˘)

Ah, completely understandable, I get how busy one can get, especially since you run a fine establishment. Just pointers, it truly isn't rambling, even if it was I wouldn't have complained, you are simply speaking your mind, I do enjoy that. ^. .^

:33< oh mmew call it a bottle? :33< we trolls call it a silly hot sand tubuloid what bevrages and such go into device
8=l < I hoof been putting time into coming up with an adult title 8=l < In an effort to preserve our timeline's naming conventions 8=l < It had not been something I thought to do because... it wasn't relevant, among other reasons 8=l < And it felt inappropriate to name myself as opposed to having it assigned by our royalty 8=l < But there is no Beforan royalty for our timeline anymore 8=l < Just us twelve 8=l < So I have chosen my own 8=l < With help from @cascadingAccent, whom is woefoally the closest thing we have to Beforan royalty 8=l < I am The Thetical Inventor, Hephaestus

c< eH, pretty alrigHt, cOuld prObably dO witH sOMe tea tHOugH, yOu? >c
o°○¤¤might give him a branding on his back using the addons. #violence #suggestive¤¤○°o

Exactly, there's not much I can point here, entirely agreed.

Seems to be a common occurrence for me.

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EVERY OTHER KARKAT ON THIS SITE SEEMS THIRTY SECONDS FROM IMPLODING HAVE THEY CONSIDERED ESTROGEN MAYBE? I'M PRETTY EVEN TEMPERED, SO.

𝓣𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓭𝓮𝓷𝓲𝔃𝓮𝓷𝓼 𝓸𝓯 𝓒𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓻, 𝓗𝓾𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓼 𝓼𝓱𝓸𝓾𝓵𝓭 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓽𝓸 𝓹𝓪𝔂 𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓯𝓮𝓮 𝓽𝓸 𝓾𝓽𝓲𝓵𝓲𝔃𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓹𝓵𝓪𝓽𝓯𝓸𝓻𝓶, 𝓘 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓴. 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓷𝓸𝓷-𝓽𝓻𝓸𝓵𝓵 𝓽𝓪𝔁. - 𝓨𝓸𝓾𝓻𝓼 𝔀𝓲𝓼𝓮𝓵𝔂, 𝓚𝓪𝔃𝓲𝓮𝓵 𝓒𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓪𝓵
@CHAPHOPSCOTCH ASKED "£( I €RM, WISH TO SAY I HOP€ YOU HAD AN €NCHANT€D NIGHT WITH THAT B€AUTIFUL DR€SS- AH RIGHT A QU€RY, HMM...AH H€R€'S ON€. WHAT WOULD B€ YOUR MOST FAVOR€D TYP€ OF DRINK AND SNACK?)✓" THANKS, I ACTUALLY KIND OF DID. AS FOR YOUR QUESTION, I LEAN TOWARDS MEADS, DESPITE CONSTANTLY GETTING OFFERED ABSINTHE FOR SOME REASON, AND I'M A SUCKER FOR TOASTED GRUBLOAF SQUARES EVEN IF I'VE HAD A MILLION BETTER FOODS. YOU JUST KIND OF CAN'T GO WRONG WITH THEM

ok gotta work up the Courage to talk to a Cute guy 6r6
theie just want the regex replace tutorial but theie're deep in the roleplaie

@imjunior my name has been bare long enough. what badges would you assign to a self-made musician like moi.
🗡 ehhehehehhehehee, interesting c✶ngl✶merati✶n ✶f s✶uls ✶n hereeehehehehehe, we will n✶t bite, ehhehehehehe, maybeee.

Why did th3 hip2t3r burn hi2 tongu3? H3 drank hi2 coff33 b3for3 it wa2 cool
OK THE FEED IS DEAD ENOUGH THAT I'M OK BEING MORE SEXUAL UHM. I'M NOT WEARING UNDERWEAR IN THAT PICTURE.
I DON'T EVEN HAVE THE WORDS TO EXPRESS HOW FLUSTERED I AM
MOVIE REVIEWS PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN 4 AN INSULT TO THE PREVIOUS THREE LACKING NEARLY ALL THE CHARM AND ALL THE COMEDY. WENT "HE WOULD NOT FUCKING SAY THAT" A HUNDRED TIMES OVER. CONSTANTLY TRYING TOO HARD. AS ALWAYS THE ONLY SAVING GRACE IS THE MAIN ACTOR. GOT BORED HALFWAY THROUGH AND STARTED PLAYING A MONOTONOUS VIDEO GAME ON THE SIDE, AND HALF THE WATCH PARTY GOT WASTED. 3/10, WOULD RATHER WATCH LITERAL PAINT DRY. ADDED A POINT FOR EACH OF THE ACTORS I LIKED.
CANNOT FUCKING BELIEVE I AM ACTUALLY DOING THIS TO MYSELF. SIGNING UP FOR SHITTY FUCKING CHITTR. MY NAME IS KARKIT VANTAS, I HATE YOU READING THIS AND EVERYONE ELSE ON THIS FORSAKEN ROCK WE CALL ALTERNIA. SHE/HER. PROBABLY NEED A HAIRCUT. #INTRO
ALRIGHT HERE'S THE AFOREMENTIONED DRESS MARYAM MADE ME IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE WHAT I WEAR WHENEVER WE GO OUT INTO THE PUBLIC BECAUSE I SHOULD "LOOK LIKE THE DOUBLE GOD I AM"

when'd the sun Come up...
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what'2 the late2t fox and friiend2.






