Herbal Weller
@chapHopscotch
£(€llo! Names H€rbal! I go by He/Th€y)✓ £(I run a lin€ of fam€d b€verag€ €mparium's! Caf€'s pubs and th€ lik€!)✓ £(My hobbi€s includ€, Alchemy, St€am punk automatons, br€wing, and singing!)✓
£( Troll British )✓ £( nuff said )✓ £( I'm alr€ady writing up a d€€d to own a portion of th€ sky. )✓ £( g€tting it notariz€d )✓ £( and bobs m€ lusuncl€ I got it )✓
I Already Own The Sky, Find Another Thing To Own Dearie.
£( tsk, tsk. I s€€ now th€r€ was an activ€ claus€ )✓ £( Mayhaps w€ find biclaus€ in tax? )✓ £( I do ind€€d still hav€ a f€w anci€nt pap€rs of my anc€stors claims, in portions of cours€, twas th€ Duk€ aft€r all.)✓
You Can Rent It For A Few Hundred Thousand A Night
£( oh grand, finally a r€asonabl€ notion. )✓ £( now will that b€ pr€scious g€mston€ or gild€d coin? )✓
£( lik€ s€riously, w€'v€ conqu€r€d spac€ and th€ s€a, l€mm€ just pop in th€ sky b€twixt both with a massiv€ bloody blimp hiv€ )✓
My favorite tea appreciator has shown up, it's been a while. ^..^
£( ay€, has b€€n a tad bit long€r than should'v€. Things at th€ caf€ can b€ h€ctic, brass to polish, glass to dry. )✓ £( som€tim€s it's a r€al b€nd€r wh€n ya g€t id€a's but look at m€ rambling, I'm glad to s€€ a f€llow conn€s€ur of b€v€rag€ gl€€ )✓
£( som€tim€s a troll just wants to br€w potions inst€ad of Duk€Ministrifing )✓ £( a d€finit€ normal occurr€nc€ )✓
Seems to be a common occurrence for me.
£( pr€cis€ly, th€r€'s only so many docum€nts you can sign b€for€ you f€€l lik€ tink€ring with th€ brass or prun€ th€ gard€n )✓ £( T€a tim€ shouldnt b€ s€t asid€. )✓
tea is such a wonderful thing to look forward to.
£( ... How could I lik€ a post mor€ than onc€ upon a tapping..??)✓
@CHAPHOPSCOTCH ASKED "£( I €RM, WISH TO SAY I HOP€ YOU HAD AN €NCHANT€D NIGHT WITH THAT B€AUTIFUL DR€SS- AH RIGHT A QU€RY, HMM...AH H€R€'S ON€. WHAT WOULD B€ YOUR MOST FAVOR€D TYP€ OF DRINK AND SNACK?)✓" THANKS, I ACTUALLY KIND OF DID. AS FOR YOUR QUESTION, I LEAN TOWARDS MEADS, DESPITE CONSTANTLY GETTING OFFERED ABSINTHE FOR SOME REASON, AND I'M A SUCKER FOR TOASTED GRUBLOAF SQUARES EVEN IF I'VE HAD A MILLION BETTER FOODS. YOU JUST KIND OF CAN'T GO WRONG WITH THEM
£( sounds lik€ an €xc€ll€nt n€xt sp€cial down at th€ caf€, mayhaps pair€d with a drizzl€ of hon€y or fruity grub-sauc€, along with a vast rang€ of W€ll€r craft€d m€ads on th€ pub sid€ of my b€v€rag€ €mporium)✓
OK THE FEED IS DEAD ENOUGH THAT I'M OK BEING MORE SEXUAL UHM. I'M NOT WEARING UNDERWEAR IN THAT PICTURE.
£(....ohmygush)✓ £( ahem..)✓ £(I see my boldness was quite brass indeed, Mercy me)✓ #ShyBritishBoi #shyfinnflaps #activelycoveringfacewithcurlylocks
ALRIGHT HERE'S THE AFOREMENTIONED DRESS MARYAM MADE ME IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE WHAT I WEAR WHENEVER WE GO OUT INTO THE PUBLIC BECAUSE I SHOULD "LOOK LIKE THE DOUBLE GOD I AM"
£(M€rcy, forgiv€ my boldn€ss but goodn€ss gracious you do fit such a titl€ of divinity with such €l€ganc€ to bl€ss common gaz€)✓
£(Oh shush, this t€a n€€ds no mor€ sugar wh€n it's pour€d from a chivalrous push€r)✓ £(But you'r€ v€ry w€lcom€, hop€ thoust has a lov€ly night in such sp€cial €ns€mbl€)✓
£(M€rcy now, don't go ov€rh€ating up now d€ar)✓ £(Go f€tch yours€lf a cool b€v€rag€ to fan that flushn€ss, I'd hav€ r€comm€ndations but it'd b€ unstoot to rambl€ on to a fair lady lik€ yours€lf.)✓
when'd the sun Come up...
£(Alas, only so many clock chim€s through th€ night til that gr€€n gigantiss' gaz€ falls across th€ horizon~)✓