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Learning the hard ≈ay the insufferable nature of mothers.

၄⋆၃ i am quite alright shout pole how are you on this fine night question mark

This cat is just like me. ^..^

27 now!
dogs? on chittr? that arent weird versions of my childhood pet?

wow. you got me

၄⋆၃ i love the line "So blow me like a Kennedy," in the song "here xomes the xats" for so many reasons i dont know muxh about earth leaders unless its really fuxking funny information for obvious reasons but after just a little researxh i disxovered that not only was the guy shot he was also in multiple affairs double entendres are so fun #violenxe #suggestive

expect the unexpected. i say walkin the door and openin the wall. i actually just hit my face again.

dont tell me what to do. but i WILL do that.

stares at you like this.

(Understandable, I was also shocked when I saw myself as a human, have a nice day) Woof
(First time encountering an alternative version of yourself?) Woof
(That’s rough buddy, I’m so glad I’m not a human RN) Woof

i meant to say bro i'm bad at typing rn

your pity reacts dont mean dickfuckall ive seen what you woomy in splatoon

#You


yeah.

that's awesome! bark!

woof!!


what if i just started chasin my matesprit around the hive without sayin a single word. taps my chin.

the one fixed point in all of existen(e

like a really big power source for stuff like me :)

Though I have only been around chittr for a considerate short time, I do enjoy the place and the other users around.

you would know if you have green sun powers :P

do you have powers??

Yeah, alright.

well in all the universes i know of youre my dog and guardian :/

uh.... how are you a.... person?? :O

hi bec??

smilinng annd havinng fuunn.
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● /\__\__/\ / \ \(ミ ⌒ ● ⌒ ミ)/ ★STEALING WINE, KUPO★

Also propogating coral

PSSST In posting this You've said a thing about the dog.

:33 < *in the distance mew hear it. the sounds of the huntress. hungry. violent.* :33 < mrrrp mrrow mrrp m33ww meooowww mrrowl mrrrp

Feeling #silly today.

Honestly? I must insist upon a pasta dish of exceptional quality, such as a perfectly executed, artisanal ravioli. One cannot and wouldn't expect a gentleman such as myself to simply subsist on common noodles. That's all I have to comment about the whole pasta talk. No, I'm not picky over food, Its simply my preference and liking.

:33 < and i'll do it again

i wanna support you, bro. but youve got me in a catch 22

:33 < dawg

hell yeah!

Okay obviously I DO need to remind you all to take medication. Please take your medication.

That was a simple way to explain healing, when done by any healer that uses magic, I could deep myself a little further, but that would be rather unnecessary.

Ignorance is a bless, sometimes.

Ah! I should also, for no absolute reason, Meow.

Sometimes, you just gotta be... #silly ^. .^

Currently my mood is. #silly

Either way, enough yapping about deep thoughts. How is everyone doing?

Alright, from these few minutes of my presence. I can say this is an actual interesting social media, really looking forward to it.

Hello, everyone! Just discovered the site, hope we all end up getting along well.

thank you :)

They raised themselves in the woods, ergo.
(( always thankful for the ignore on all accounts button thank you chittr gods this is everything i couldve asked for

:33 < well in case any of mew doubted my abilities :33 < i just killed purridan on accident. :33 < so heck yeah i'm an apex purredator

:33< all the time

sometimes
Yeah.

laika harley

:33 < mewr nyot a dog???

Post #posting

Since we're on the topic of paws, did you know that some hunting species of spiders possess dense, fluffy hair on their tarsi? This is called scopulae, it resem8les what a typical meow8east's prongs look like. Isn't that adora8le?

he w0nt

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Zzzzzz

:33< FFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

I've only just found out that a great deal of you are getting paid to enrage others with the power of ver8iage, the most common term 8eing #rage8ait. Granted, rage8ait often involves a person expressing deeply offensive or false st8ments to elicit a negative reaction. In my case, I speak nothing 8ut the truth, 8ut my efforts get la8eled as inflammatory despite my original intent. In other words, I've unknowingly 8een rage8aiting others for FREE. This is unjust. I'd demand payment to add a comedic layer to this chitt, 8ut I dou8t anyone in this platform has the monetary means to pay off eons' worth of it. If only I'd known sooner.

canine hundred ninety nine percent chance i fuck heavy with you dope

bet

Any knights?
But Honestly I Do Know Someone That Can Get Me Any Poison That I’d Ever Want, If I So Wished.

okay then gotcha, i'm just gonna believe that then and move on

8tw as soon as the clock strikes 12 on my hatch date I will 8e exploding into confetti so sorry to the lusus cuddle pile in advance

Hello, Chittr! I have seen an awful lot of people I know using this we8site so I took it upon myself to make an account. ::::)

eatin a burger wit no honey musard

:33 < lick lick lick lick :33 < in kitty law this means i own mew, meow

real chit.

:33 < yeah, i like mew too!

:33 < nah i say it anyways :33 < fuck fuckity fuck fuck

:33 < i knyow right? :33 < hes such a purrude sometimes...


꧁hithere. uhm yeah. thisis troll socialmedia. bulges and other vernacular related to genitalia of trolls will be pretty common. notunlike. theidea that people from earth post humorous photos likethe one below. bulges, also, are a cultural landmark for trolls, as well as a continued method of survival. theyare. much. more valuablein. alterniasociety. than say. a penis. is. in earth society. dueto the social pressures and dynamics of troll society regarding intimacy. #nsfw #explanation example of human earth culture humor https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b9883bab9c94.png꧂

B33 < *ac curls up and gets cozy post-shower*
Hmm... #JUSTthisonce #juniorbadgedyou #checkyoursettings
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KILL. CONSUME. MULTIPLY. CONQUER.

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