
IT'S THAT TIME OF WIPE AGAIN, YOU NEEDY BASTARDS. AND BY THAT, I MEAN I SHOULD HAVE CHITTED THIS AT THE BEGINNING OF THE WIPE AND DIDN'T BECAUSE WORK WAS GRINDING ME INTO CULLPASTE. IT'S TIME FOR ANOTHER #ABCC #WATCHPARTY. HELL YES. HELL FUCKING YES. THIS WIPE'S FEATURE IS GOING TO BE ANOTHER PAN-BOGGLER. ANOTHER SPONGE-WRINGER. A PHANTASMAGORIC BULB-CANDY BUFFET FROM TROLL TERRY GILLIAM OF MONTY PYTHON AND BRAZIL FAME. A ROMANCE THAT'S GOT SO MUCH GOING FOR IT, I WON'T EVEN BOTHER TRUNCATING MY WHOLE SPIEL HERE. THIS WIPE AT ABCC, ON 7/15 AND 7/17 AT 7 PM PST, BOTH DAYS, WE'RE WATCHING THE 2009 FANTASY FILM "THE IMAGINARIUM OF DOCTOR PARNASSUS." THE BURDEN OF CHOICE. THE FLEETING BETRAYAL OF FREEDOM. AND THE MOST INCREDIBLE CASTING DECISION EVER MADE — HUMAN TOM WAITS AS THE FUCKING DEVIL. RSVP BELOW, OR TASTE THE BITTER STING OF MY MIDDLE PRONGSTUB WHEN THERE'S NO OPEN SPOTS LEFT. REMINDER THAT EVERY ADORABLOODTHIRSTY CINEMASSACRE CLUB NIGHT HAPPENS AT 7 PM PST [PLACIDIC STANDARD TIME] EVERY WEDNESDAY AND FRIDAY, PLUS AN ADDITIONAL (TBD) SHOWING FROM @carcinoGeneticist@2443 WHEN HE'S AVAILABLE. IT'S IN THE IMAGE. ALWAYS. IT'S GOING TO BE THE SAME FUCKING THING FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER, UNTIL I CRUMBLE INTO A DESSICATED HUSK. #GETIN.







