Casper Cooper
@chillerAficionado
he/him do NOT talk to me about the trolls cars franchise
Collect my bullet casings.
My favorite fun fact about fish is that Ocean sunfish evolutionarily never Evolved Nerves. as in they're So Large and their brains are so small that evolution basically said "Fuck it. you've suffered enough" and now it cant feel any form of pain
This also happened to my friend Jared.
THANK FuCK IT NEVER HAPPENED TO YOu. IN SPITE OF THE SMALL BRAIN. AND FuCKMASSIVE FATNESS. YOu STILL HAVE JuST ENOuGH NERVE. TO GET ON MINE. AND ALSO BE FuCKNORMOuSLY uGLY. AND uNWANTED.
the human. known as jesus. never died. he just. tucked his pods. and prongs. in. turned into. a ball. and rolled away.
((at long last. knytte's ooc post knytte (full name: knytte impyur) is a weirdo. if you've seen their posts you probably already figured that out. beetle and digging enthusiast. also fond of crystals and pondering the ever present hum of the vast nothingness. i created them back in 2019 and they're inspired by The Hollow Knight from hollow knight they live in the middle of nowhere. literally nothing for miles and miles around except for trees and wildlife. and yep you guessed it they live in a hive built into the ground abandoned sweeps ago. alternian troll. they/them. nonbinary and lesbian. void-bound derse dreamer. not affiliated with sgrub (possibly subject to change?) currently not suuuuper open for flushed shipping as i have something planned with my partner (but who says they cant have two matesprits) but other quadrants are wide open they know when the fog is coming and they're not telling. https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/43280369_LxPBnX7KhXU14d8.png #ooc #pinned
// I am endeared to your freaky bug troll and I love them forever.
:33< one big cat attack THR33!
This is so terrifying. I'm in tears. Why is this happening.
Imagine Thinking Biting Is Too Tame To Post About, It's Not About The Level Of Kinkiness My Guy It's About The Intimacy Of Having Some Bitch's Teeth In Your Throat And Trusting Them Not To Tear It Out Smfh #nsfw anyway I'm Gonna Go Ask Kitten If He Thinks Big Dog Is A Bitter It Not, Deuces ✌️ Bbl
Oh you want that big cantankerous fuck to bite you so bad it makes you look stupid.
:33< *the mighty huntress rolls mew up in a big katamari*
:33< one big cat attack TWO!
"i need. to be railed. crazy style." wrong. you need. to start digging. beetle style. turn to. the dirt. the detritus. the ground. beneath your pods. dig. with claw and prong. discover. the truth. before you. are left behind. when. the fog arrives. #nsfw #butnotreally.
You are simply the smartest person here.
>+. I'VE DECIDED SEX ISN'T REAL YOU GUYS MADE IT CRINGE .+< #nsfw
By reading this, you have decided to participate in a little game. In your home, hive, vehicle, workplace, wherever you are reading this from. I have hidden something. It is imperative you find it. Thank you for #playing this fine day.
Humorous. Perhaps men and women do pity you. But, as the Orphaner stated, I doubt none, even fish fear you.
Th'eggs \/\/\/\/ere full o' candy. \/\/\/\/hoe'er did this, I'm cullin' em.
Ain't got shit to smile or be horny for. #IamAmiserableOldMan
>>| now look what .i found! more loot hunting through... .other's stuff .and .i seek this .out. don't know what this stick .is, but the gun looks fancy. .also sharp woods .and .a hammer. https://hive.beeb.trl/posts/img_001.webp #guns #sticks ?
